Sup /ck/, let's discuss terrible restaurants in your town that quickly closed.
>Terrible bar called Jackasses
>All the food had retarded names like the "Big Dick Burger" and the "Pasta de Cum Saunce"
>If you didn't ask for the the item you wanted exactly the wait staff would make you repeat it.
>I'd like a hamburger please
>What was that?
>A hamburger?
>Read the menu
>T-the big d-dick burger
>ONE BIG DICK BURGER COMING RIGHT UP
They closed in about 6 months
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>>9375871
that sammich looks delish
>>9375871
I still can't tell if the anon on here talking about his friends clock themed restaurant was legit or not.
The cutlery was supposed to be sharpened clock hands, and you are off grandfather clock faces.
>>9375871
Is that horseradish or dijon mustard spread on the bread?
>>9377243
Maybe homemade mayo, hopefully not honey mustard.
There's a chain here in the more touristy parts of the state called Dick's Last Resort. It's like that, all the food has stupid names and the wait staff are intentionally rude and vulgar. I saw a waiter tell some guy's five year old kid to shut his fucking mouth lol
I don't get this copypasta. Usually they are something retarded that sperges will sperge over but this particular one hardly ever garners a response. Its like the least effective pasta ever.