Today on Stoner cooking. Step 1: take your hours fridge Skyline

Okay, now we're going to want to dice those up

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>>9370660
Oops, forgot the pic kek

>>9370662
Eat them diced weenies just like that. Fuck whatever else you were going to do.

3 posts in and i am already sick of your shit OP.

"stoner cooking" you are 'making' frozen hotdogs?

That's like me 'making' frozen lasagne.

get off your dick and eat shit

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Drinking leftover beer my friend left
>>9370674
But I have so many more ingredients, anon
>>9370684
We are thawing the hotdogs

good thread OP, ignore the haters

>>9370688

>krounenbourg
>5cm of head
>mug

God damn it

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>>9370645
I too am high and looking forward to an inspirational recipe

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We're going to set that stove to a medium low/low high. Using electric unfortunately

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>>9370711

I'm from Baltimore, MD, and I even find your lack of taste to be ignorant.

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We're going to start with some Guaraná Antarctica

>>9370731
Your hand looks terrifying

>>9370724
>I find your lack of taste to be ignorant.
what did he mean by this??

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Then we're going to turn it up the high heat because we're really impatient

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>>9370736

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We're going to wait for this to boil out, hopefully it'll make a glaze. I'm not sure, I've never done this before

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Now our incense is almost out so we're definitely going to want to replace this

>>9370756
holy retardo

>>9370756
it's gonna taste like shit OP, start over

ITT : idiot tries to pass off lack of knowledge of anything as being stoned

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Now we're left with this, so we're going to

>>9370783
It tastes fine

>>9370784
I'm sorry I've never boiled soda before?

>>9370791

why would you boil soda?

HAAHAHAHA IM STONED I MAKE STUPID THINGS FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE SMOKED DRUGS AND AM ADHERING TO THE STEREOTYPE OF THE RETARD

you need to go on /b/ for this kid

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So we've added one cup of flour and one cup of butter to create a roux

>>9370805
Stop being so overly sensitive, go to another thread where you can talk about how great your farts smell or whatever. I for one want to see what disgusting concoction OP comes up with.

>>9370824

you are OP you fucking dickhead it's only a matter of time til this degenerates into posting pictures of him in panties as usual.

>>9370824
>>9370831
This guy is mad

>>9370805
Wow, you're mad.

>>9370835
>>9370837

samefag

i'm monitoring this thread, please continue op

fuck the haters

>>9370844
>being so new he doesn't know about cooldown

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>>9370844
Totally bro

>>9370856

>scriptfag

>>9370822
that's a lot of roux man

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We're going to have three cups of milk and brown sugar. Afterwards it's going to taste a little bit like dark chocolate

>>9370861
I'm OP dumbass

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Once it starts boiling put it on the low heat and we going to let it sit there scraping the bottom cage really

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Now in a pot we're going to throw a hotdog trunks

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>>9370891

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Time for our bacon and eggs. Threw the pot on low as well

>>9370917
hurry the fuck up

>>9370932

she is injecting her weeds

My phone died. I added the roux and tomato soup can to coneys

>>9370943
This

>>9370731
Oh shit, this is gonna be uma delicia.

>>9370805
I've seen it be used as a flavouring in baked shit. It was even on The Great British Bakeoff, reduce Dr. Pepper until it's a syrup and add it to a buttercream frosting.

>>9370961
Don't reply to him. If he's too afraid to experiment with food, he doesn't cook.

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We're going to throw in my leftover tomato sauce and bacon too

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Next, our secret ingredient

>>9370970
For a cooking board, I'm surprised how many people either are:

-Autistically rigid in their concept of food
-Don't ever fucking cook
-Are godawful and think they can

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>>9370970
>>9370976
For example, here's the kind of shit I throw together when I wanna cook real Korean food since there's nothing decent in my Canadian flyover province.

Why don't I see anyone else posting food that doesn't look like shit?

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We're going to grease up our pan with some bacon and hamburger fat. This is going to give are eggs a nice Diner taste
>>9370976
I know how to cook I'm just choosing not to. At some point I get high enough I don't care what I'm putting in my body

>>9370995
I wasn't trying to criticize you -- since you're actually making an effort of some sort, and it even gives me ideas too. (For what could work, or what is fucking revolting)

DUDE

WEED

LMAO!!!

Aged sharp white cheddar and habanero cheese
>>9371009
Originally the roux was going to be steak based. I tried to improv. Right now I'm trying to find something that will work with the taste

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>>9371032

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Next a lot of ketchup and some Franks hot sauce

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Now we'll set that on low and wait for a while

fucking stoned retard probably passed out jerking to trap threads of himself in stockings and all the hot dogs are up his ass

>>9371204
Love you too. It's simmering

This is going to be real rough coming out OP

Cmooooonnnnnnn

>>9370731
>soap spots in the pan
Come the fuck on, jesus

>>9371205
Has it finished simmering?

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>>9371254
Worse, it's not even hot yet. Turning up the heat.

Keep me updated senpai

>>9371269
Yeah. I want to see the final product.

Just checked on it, should be another 30 minutes

>purposely ruining a ton of perfectly good food to get attention on the internet

you are a pathetic piece of shit OP

>>9371320
It tastes okay though. Like pulled pork BBQ

I'll drink to it

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It's ready

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We add cubed cheese and we are done! The bacon has started to fall apart as well.

>>9371362
looks tasty!

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This really needs beans

>>9371369
don't lie

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>>9371389

God damn what the fuck is going on.

How many calories?

I m already feeling it down under

>>9371622
can't you hear can't you hear the thunder

>>9371641
You better run to get a plunger

>>9371389
That looks uncannily like baby diarrhea

>>9371362
You dun goofed, OP.
You should have stopped here >>9371348 pulled out buns, dogs, and cheese and then just topped them with your creation to start the cycle over again like the aurora borealis, the snake that eats its own tail.

>>9371800
I wanted to, I really did but I didn't have any

>>9371800
>aurora borealis, the snake that eats its own tail.
Ok, I admit, I laughed.

>>9371822
>deriving enjoyment from life
kys normie

>>9370976
Where do you think you are?

>>9372501
>>>/reddit/

>>9370990
Because traditional foods look good but don't objectively taste better. I wouldn't eat the shit you made over a hamburger at mcdonalds. Not to say you made it badly, I just hate most Korean food.

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>>9370688

>chilling the glass

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This is repulsive, even for stoner fare.

>>9370822
Oh fuck off you cunt.

>>9374612
Next time I cook I'll cook for real, just for you anon

>>9373846
>drinking your beer warm

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>>9376878

>requiring your beer be at a temperature that literally numbs your mouth to be able to stomach it

Really makes you think, don't it

>>9377791
>enjoying beer
Gross

>>9377918

>attempting to resurrect the completely rejected shitpost onslaught of anti-beer threads that almost made /ck/ unlurkable

please die

>>9370805
you, sir, seem to be a connasir of good eat, I respect you

>>9377946
>accusing me of something I didn't know happened
Been on 4chan since the beginning though, but I'm new to /ck/. Beer is fucking disgusting

What's with the influx of le redit crazy food but but pls include me in le screencap threads lately?

>>9378218
>influx of le redit crazy food but but pls include me in le screencap threads lately?

We all want our piece of immortality

>>9378190

>millions of people have consumed a beverage for thousands of years
>but it's "fucking disgusting"

maybe it's you

>>9378587
>not allowed to have different taste

>>9378619

Just so you know, having different taste is encouraged in the culinary world. Calling a world-class beverage "fucking disgusting" is in no way having a different taste.

>Skyline
>putting cinnamon and sugar in chili

>>9378820

Uh fuck yeah dude, sweet and savory makes for a dank ass chili.

For as long as I can remember, my dad's chili had these in it:

>coffee
>beer
>chocolate
>cinnamon
>nutmeg

shit was so cash

>>9378798
>not liking the taste if something other people like isn't having a different taste
What?

>>9378973
You have to include a preposition like "I think that" or "I find" otherwise people will become concerned that you think something is *objectively* disgusting, which aside from being impossible, will offend them.

>>9379093
>people get this triggered
>on 4chan of all places
Good gosh all mighty

>>9378973

I like every style of beer I've ever tried. I can name the two beers that I've dumped down the drain in my entire drinking career, and they both had hot peppers in them. Do I think hot pepper beers are "fucking disgusting"? No. I just have a different taste for beer.

See the difference? No food or beverage held to high regard in the culinary world can be "fucking disgusting". Different taste =/= making blanket statements about things you don't like.