So I saw this episode of King of Queens where they had to come

>>9364508
The All Apologies

I put the burger in my mouth and blow my head off with a shotgun

>>9364518
Not much market potential with this one but if you eat the inaugural burger I think the audience will love it.

>>9364508
the jamal ginsberg
watermelon and gefilte fish

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>>9364573

I wipe my ass with your burger.

Also why are there so many /tv/ refugees on /ck/?

>>9364625
backwards. i'm /ck/ but i've gone to /tv/ a couple times

>>9364631
Fair enough,

Why couldn't you go for a Fried Chicken and Potato Pancake burger if you wanted to mesh niggers and kikes?

>Fried Chicken and Potato Pancake burger

Why the fuck isn't this a thing?

>>9364508
The prime rib burger

It's made of ground up rib steak and served on a brioche roll with iceberg, crumbled blue cheese, beefsteak tomato, bacon, a layer of scalloped potatoes and covered in creamy horseradish sauce and au jus.

>>9364508
>So I saw this episode of King of Queens
is it 2004 again

Burger, bun and a shot of bourbon.

side of regret

>>9365296
my dick

>>9364508
Maybe a burger for each of the 4 seasons? Idk.

>>9364508
The Game Burger:
Pretzel Bun with ground deer, cranberry sauce, dijon, and some kind of porcino concoction. Maybe some sharp swiss cheese or something.

>>9365309
>people can't watch any shows that aren't the current popular thing or that aren't aired on tv anymore
Are you people really this stupid?

>>9365817
are you defending someone for going out of their way to watch an episode of king of queens

>>9364638
>Fried Chicken and Potato Pancake burger
That sounds great. With a thick gravy as a condiment.

>>9365817
Idk about "most people," but I haven't watched a post-1960's tv show in 15 years. Lately I've been really getting into the early 1/2 hour "Gunsmoke" episodes that were perhaps the pinnacle of what TV can create by encapsulating universal elements of the human condition within captivating storylines. Don't get no better than that.

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>>9364508

PIcture this:

Big fat whole grain bun without egg wash or butter.

Two fat slices of baked beets laying on top of two long sweet potato fingers. Smear the beets with a paste made from ground flax and mustard seeds. Top the beets with some arugula and blanched but chilled kale. Little spinkle of red wine vinegar on the arugula. Some red chili flakes. Pinch of black pepper. On top of the arugula and kale- a fat scoop of saltless, no oil tabuli.

>>9365296
Trying way too hard, Reddit.

>>9365817
Chin up OP no one's beaten Doug's burger yet

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all the beef, cheese, and other fillings are stuffed inside dough and baked. fully encapsulated burger.

>>9364508
caesar salad burger. burger topped with romaine, thin slices of parmesan, a runny fried egg, and lemon-garlic-anchovy aioli. which i guess is basically caesar dressing that you whip the hell out of until it turns into mayo. toast the inside of the bun crispy to be like croutons.

I do not eat beefburgers

>>9366175
That wasn't me

>>9365296
Sounds awesome

>>9366240
I want to eat this.
I'd throw on some white anchovies