Rate my butter chicken, /ck/. I don't usually browse her

>>9363622
Did you make the sauce?

I'd eat it

>>9363628
No, used a jar of masterfoods sauce. I cut up the chicken breasts though

>>9363637
Lazy/10

>>9363637
Why did you even post this then? You're asking us to rate your cut up chicken in jarred sauce?

>>9363675
>>9363678
dont be mean :(

>>9363682
well forget the sauce. you did at least properly cook the chicken in a tandori right? did you get inspiration from that recent episode of good eats where alton brown made a home made tandori setup using a eartheware pot?

>>9363637
I am proud of u.

What did you serve it with? Do you have any images of it plated?

>>9363689
It's going to be served with rice, I put it in the fridge until dinner.

>>9363687
>alton brown
who? ausfag here. just chopped the chicken up and put it in a pan with a little bit of vegetable oil.

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>>9363622
FIRSTLY, FUCKING REDUCE THE SAUCE YOU NIGGER
I sincerely hope this isn't a family recipe seeing as you've utterly disgraced it. Furthermore, as you've evidently got gas burners, it ought to be very easy to either control the heat or use a double boiler if you're worried about the sauce splitting.

What is most incongruous to me is that you would dare sully this board with this image of an unsightly trough.

Sell all your pans and shit bro. Unless the people you are attempting to feed are literal pigs, no one wants this shit.

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Listen here, if you want to back up your shit in the kitchen, you better be able to play a bust out a money match in Phantasmagoria of Flower View. Also, if you choose Reimu or Sakuya like some babby's first bed shitting fresh off of /jp/, you can get the fuck out of here.

>>9363622
Learn to cook/10

>>9363795
OP here, I use the sauce to also flavour the rice.

>>9363747
somehow i knew you were australian from the look of the chicken breast

you're probably from /aus/ you neet bastard.

You bastards better not even think about pickin on my m8 here. He made a very lovely butter chicken and I won't let anything be said against him

>>9363879
Did you at least boil some rice or did you microwave of bag of Uncle Ben's?

>>9363884
was gonna say i'm not a neet but i am by the definition of the word
[spoiler]i'm not from /aus/ tho[/spoiler]
>>9363913
yes i use a proper rice cooker and actual rice
>>9363906
i love you [spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]

>>9363969
why the fuck didnt the spoiler tags work

>>9363971
Food doesn't spoil

>>9363637
so you basically heated up a jar of pre mixed tomato sauce and sugar and added chopped up frozen injected with saline chicken breast to it?

i make butter chicken from dry spices and almond flour all the time, its fucking delicious, and even the most high end jarred kind doesnt come close because its made for white taste buds


nobody in this fucking sub reddit even loves cooking or enjoys it that much considering the slop they post proudly

fuck you all

>>9363977
Post a recipe then ya dickhole

>>9363971
>spoilers on /ck/
Lurk Moar, newfag.

>>9363977
>tomato sauce
no i used an actual butter chicken sauce.

>>9363983
you fuckin idiot, the butter chicken sauce from a jar is basically tomato sauce sweetened with sugar

if you make it from scratch its the caramelized onions that add the sweetness, you are so fuckin dull you missed the point of me referring to it as tomato sauce as thats literally all it is with some added spices and cream

hint you dont add any cream to butter chicken unless you really want to at the very end just to top your plate. butter chicken isnt even an indian recipe, it was created in uk, but even that was bastardized for the north american market and sweetened for amerifat tastebuds

>>9363978
you caramelize onions, this takes about 40 minutes so that right there means most of you wont even try because you have the attention spans of a goat

, add the dry spice and almond flour, deglaze with the tomato and their juices and then cook it down for a long while and then robo coupe it to a smooth consistency

actual recipie from uk uses leftover tandoori chicken with bone in, it never used the chicken breast

fuck u all

>>9363988
You seem awful mad my dude, it's just food.

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>>9363977
>sub reddit

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>>9363689
>Do you have any images of it plated?
here you go

>>9364024
Are you eating in the kitchen?
Did you break into a professional kitchen?

>>9363988
That's not a recipe.

>>9364026
that's just the tiling of my bedroom. not my choice haha

>>9363879
then your rice is in a watery sauce is well? Aren't you brilliant cook?

>>9364229
There's enough sauce in the jar to coat the chicken and the rice completely with minimal left over. And it's thick enough that it does coat them.

>>9363622
At least it isn't a fast food post/10

>>9364261
Fast food posts are better than this trash

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>>9363810
be my bf

>>9363795
>>9363977
>>9363988
Imagine being this mad at someone not preparing food your way. Truly a pathetic existence.

>>9364716
Lol. It's not about "your way" vs "my way".

It's instead about complete and utter incompetence in the kitchen.

>>9364716
>calling others "pathetic" in a vain attempt to hide personal lack of commitment to a craft they claim to love

>>9366437
hobbies are supposed to be fun. if he didn't want to spend forty hours caramelizing onions why should he.

>>9364716
Imagine being this bad at cooking you resort to ad hominem instead of taking constructive criticism.

That's botter chicken, bro.

>>9364716
First post ITT, just came to say that you didn't not do it our way, you simply didn't do it. You didn't make the dish. You wasted your time posting this thread. Why do you need any compliments or criticism for pouring a jar of sauce over chicken?

>>9363682
Asking you what you want on criticism on is being mean? You cut the chicken just fine, that's all there is to say because that's all you did.

>rate my chicken, ck!
It's shit
>Waaaaaahhhh

>>9363988
>butter chicken isnt even an indian recipe, it was created in uk
lol what. I've heard of idiots claiming that Chicken Tikka Masala is a UK invention and that's at least understandable since a dish by this name didn't exist in India till recently. But a CTM is literally a rip off of butter chicken which was invented in Moti Mahal restaurant in Delhi in 1940s. And even that wasn't a completely novel invention it was based off a makhani gravy which has been around Punjab for much longer.

>>9366478
>>9366511
OP here, those weren't me.

>>9363971
why would you need spoilers on a board about food?

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>>9364511
Only if you can win a money match in PoFV. Or if you have a personal replay of a Subterranean Animism Lunatic clear. Otherwise you're not worth anyone's time, much like OP and his unauthentic butter chicken that brings shame to any and all Indians browsing this board.

>>9363637
helo yes sir or is madame yes vwery buter chicken very veyr good however yes it not very good it is bloody bad i can help u . u see i am famoos head cheif in restoornant ! yes madame sir send me u email and u exchange infos & CC infos and i send u very gud butter chiken recipe 4rom greetest coontry INDIA !

E-Mail: [email protected]

That is the worst looking BC ive ever seen.
Its not hardto make, why buy premade shit? Why post it?

>>9363622

Fuck off m8

>>9368520
>brings shame to any and all Indians

lol, that's an oxymoron if I ever saw one. good one.

>>9368718
Here's a regular moron if I've ever seen one. Go to /pol/ if you want to be a faggot.

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>>9368725
*pauses from eating literal cow shit*

brothers some BLUDY BASTERD has brought a shame upon ALL indians by daring to use hygienic but almost flavorless ingredients to make a quick butter chicken. This sacrilege will not stand, by yeshnihovipendu the 1049th god of Butter Chicken, we must purify ourselves in the holy ganges river, by the aborted fetus of my late wife who was reincarnated into this rat after i honor killed her as a sacrifice to the local cow jingukheinigeet the 67th god of farting in elevators, which she bruised.

The desecration of the holy butter chicken will not stand, THIS is the final straw of besmirching indian honor.

>>9368780
lol mad

>>9368718
Indians are the new Americans, anon.

>>9368968
uma delicia by 2020!

>>9368968
In what way?

>>9368968
>Indians are the new Americans, anon.

I hope Indians take over American. Indians fucking hate niggers even more than they hate
muslims and won't make bull shit double standards for them.

>open thread and start reading along
>open YouTube and suggested videos are butter chicken and other Indian recipes.
>have never made an Indian food search on YouTube or Google

I really hope that's a coincidence. It would be scary to think that's YouTube/Google big data at work.

>>9369934
Zuckerberg is watching you.

How spicy is butter chicken supposed to be? Or is it meant to be sweet?

>>9363977
Durr muhfuggin WHAYTTTTE TEEAST BODS, nigga cool aid shicken spicey am fuck baka fuck whitey

>>9363977
no offense but how many dishes have africans come up with vs europeans?

>>9369934

Are you using Chrome?

>>9363977
I know you will get a lot of shit for this post, but I just wanted to say I understand your frustration.

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>>9363637
fuck you

>>9368725
You people eat literal shit, fuck off.

>>9371006
OP and I aren't so different then.

>>9370247
t. white person who "seasons" his food with salt