My Mom used to call me BigBeanBoy growing up because of all the

i got called sweet pea by my mum
i don't even like peas and she knew that

>>9355693
what a cunt

>>9355685
I'm her "Lil Bun" because when she was having me, she ate a fuckton of buns and breads throughout those 9months. I came out with cheeks soft as a bun, even round as a bun.
>tfw 20years later still got bun-like cheeks; puffed up huh?

>>9355685
I always thought my name was shut the fuck up when I was young

I still have cigarette burn scars on my arm too

>>9355693
The horror.

Everybody at school called me lardass

>>9355685
Anyone have the bean boys green text? I think it's from /b/ but it's actually pretty funny and food related

Mom called me her Little For Me Its the McChicken, the best fast food son

My high school friends call me Ham because they threw ham at me at lunch as part of a friend group initiation.

my dad called me bongie road man

>>9355736
Laughed harder than I should have

>>9355804
Because you're dumb as fuck

I got called "faggot" because I'm vegan and also because I'm really cute so the other kids with confused boners would pick fights with me.

>>9355730
kek

>>9355685
I used to get called Lunchables because I kept ham and cheese between my ass cheeks

>>9355822
Wow rude

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>>9355831
faggot

>>9355730
You must have had a fun time growing up.

does anyone have the screencap of that post talking about his son or nephew and how he was obsessed with beans

>>9355685
My family called me Mango when I was little.

they call me three for free

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Doublemint Dave, they call me.

>>9355936
nice meme

>>9355831
Post your buns, boyo.

>>9356040
dude

>>9355685
I got called "worthless" and "loser" if those count

My dad called me jr. cheeseburger to inform me I was the inferior budget option.

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Its not food related but my mom used to call me a frog because i was drinking water non-stop, now she calls me a jew because i always have money and i hate spending it

They call me three for free at my local mcdonalds

>>9355685
Ginger for obvious reasons.

My sensei's would call me Katsuo (from Katsuobushi) because in the summer, my burned skin would flake like dried tuna.

Well my name is Wendy but I'm not sure if it's because of the fast food chain.

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>>9355735
There ya go.

Trashcan, cuz I'd eat all the leftovers.
Didn't get fat tho, luckily, I didn't eat much else during the day and only drink water.

Got called notteliten, meaning tiny nut

>>9356923
DUDE

they call me peanut arbuckle

>>9357226
Yes?