Is it acceptable as a last resort to use the bathtub for a huge

how do you plan on heating the bathtub?

>>9354201
Look, I'm sure that if you sanitized it completely and that you washed it to where it's near perfect it MIGHT be ok. However there is still no guarantee, there is still the possibility of dead skin, hair, urine, fecal matter, etc. Still in the tub.

Also what happens if it gets out that you literally made soup in your bath tub, do you think anyone would trust your family ever again?


Man up, buy a commercial grade stock pot and start making batches anon.

>>9354215
im not going to heat it, just throw the stuff in and let the water saturate the meats and veggies over time...

>>9354226
How much would one of those cost do you figure? Its best to err on the side of least controversy, obviously. You got any idea?

>>9354201
You have two options, soup laced with human skin, dirt, hair, grime, fecal matter, or soup laced with bleach. And the soup will be cold.

A ten gallon stock pot is like forty bucks.

>>9354249
You are right. I hate the fact that it will cost me hundreds of dollars to do the right way. Between us, I don't care if dead skin and fecal matter got in their food. They're homeless and they're being fed for free. You can't be picky when you rely on the generosity of others. It's not like it would literally kill them either. So I am so hesitant to spend hundreds of dollars on top of the labor and shopping involved.

>>9354259
Oh yeah? Heck man thats music to my ears!

how does her work force her to make 40 gallons of soup?

they can't fire her for that

>>9354201
That is almost as disgusting as when my parents use the fucking kitchen sink to prepare thanksgiving stuffing.

>>9354269
Community service. It's really popular with large corporations these days. Good public relations as well as probably some tax write offs down the line. I have to assume there's no genuine benevolent sentiments involved, just bottom-line stuff.

>>9354272
Do they clean the sink first ? If so, news flash -- ITS CLEAN.

>>9354288
It still stinks like rotting food, so no, it's not.

>>9354215
hes going to tear up the floor and start a fire under the tub. obviously

>>9354265
Is this being held out of a shelter or is your wife's company just rounding up homeless into her work's lobby to feed them?

>>9354306
It's going to be at a public park. Fliers were put up at local shelters and around downtown.

>>9354296
That's disgusting then. Did you ever ask them why they do this?

>>9354265
>Between us, I don't care if dead skin and fecal matter got in their food. They're homeless and they're being fed for free.

Anon, you're doing things halfway and you should feel bad. If you don't actually care about the homeless enough to consider them as if they were your own, try not to help them. You'll only make the other benefactors look bad.

>>9354268
I'm just googling stuff, so take it with a grain of salt, but I think this would suit?
ebay.com/itm/40-Qt-Tamale-Steamer-Vaporera-Stock-Pot-Premium-Aluminum-Tamalera-10-Gallons-BIG-

>>9354325
True words there. Unfortunately I'm stuck by my wife's side for this event. I will do my best to be quiet and operate strictly as a server of soup with as little interaction as possible.

>>9354326
There are some very good prices at that page. Thx anon!

All right people, I appreciate your comments and solutions. That's it for me in this thread. Good night.

>>9354247
>just let the water saturate the meats and veggies over time
>no heat

Are you retarded?

>>9354288
40 gallons is not one person's worth of work

>>9354201
uhhhh wat? no no, just make soup 5 gallons at a time

Do Americans really bring 40 gallons of soup to work or they get fired?

>>9354366
>this guy never heard about marinating

>>9354434

Yes. You have to bring at least 30 gallons of soup to work every year or you get deleted from zuckerbergs.

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>>9354528
I knew a homeless dude who was a military veteran with PTSD and his family stole his social security checks.

>>9354561
>believing crazy homeless people
Kek

>>9354565
>it's easier for me to believe all homeless people deserve their situation because then that means i don't have to do anything about it
weak

>>9354436
>marinating is making soup

Make them a huge batch of chocolate pudding in your toilet

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>>9354581
This. That's the entire crux of it and the other social ills generated by late stage capitalism. Cast aside those ground beneath the wheel even if they are like your case where they sacrificed their sanity and well being to defend it.

>>9354265
I don't blame you one bit. Why should you have to spend the money you spent WORKING for just so some homeless can get food. If they were so hungry they would fucking work for it.

>>9354301
Top kek.

Get a 40 gallon steel drum and put it over a fire filled with soup and just stir it with a mop and let the homeless drink the soup out of the mop.

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>>9354265
>few hundred homeless get fecal matter related infections and diseases
>couple die because homeless
>"huh what did they all have in common?"

alright fellas, lets take some bets on prison sentence length. we need some details op, how many will you be feeding and where do you roughly live so we can watch the news for "man who poisoned hundreds and killed 4 with poop soup given xx years"

>>9354740
>>9354301
he could drop a toaster in there for a couple hours

One time, I saw a picture of a dude who died in the bathtub, and he had this plug-in bathtub heater device, and it basically made soup out of him. So maybe you could get one of those heaters?

feed them pesticide

>>9354215
FPBP. What weird ass fetish is the OP living out in his head?

Dawg just buy a 160qt stock pot. Theyre on the pricier side, but literally exactly what you're looking for.

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>>9354201
I hope you are not having to pay for this because 40 gallons of soup no matter how you approach it is not going to be cheap. Not only because of the ingredients, but also your heating bill will see a spike.

Do they really understand how much 40 gallons is? A typical rubbermaid beverage cooker holds 5 gallons. They expect you to make 8 of these? In one day? That's bullshit.

They do make 10 gallon versions but those are 60 bucks each.

>>9354215
Immersion heater would do the job just fine.

>>9354201
Is it legal to do that

40 gallons of soup is something you'd expect a fully kitted out field kitchen in the army with a squad of soldiers and access to commercial grade equipment to cook, not some unlucky employee.

I'd buy 40gallons worth of the most cheapest tinned soup you can find OR buy one large pot then prep ingredients for constant soup cooking so you can produce and serve 40 gallons in a certain timeframe on demand but not at once.

>>9355807
my sides in orbit m7

Just get warm water and keep refilling it with some chicken buillon in it.

>>9354201
Just tell them to fuck off. If they company wants 40 gallons of soup so badly they can make it themselves on their own budget. They literally can't force you to do it, let alone out of your own pocket.

It's not like you have the resources to make that much soup anyway, let alone store it or transport it.

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Remember to portion it up and cool the portions down in an ice bath OP. Don't leave it sitting around hot for hours.

>>9356297
Presumably the company is providing expenses as a charitable thing.

>>9354608
While there are certainly many people who have been given a raw deal in life and fell on hard times, most Western, capitalist societies, including the US, have enough social safety nets and programs that one would literally have to be mentally ill to be "forced" to live out on the street, which is exactly why most homeless people are mentally ill.

That's more than I can say for the breadlines, mass starvations, and firing squads of communist utopia.

ITT: OP is an ass to the homeless

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>>9354608
>late stage capitalism

>>9354226
>there is still the possibility of dead skin, hair, urine, fecal matter, etc. Still in the tub
>fecal matter, etc. Still in the tub
that's not how you are supposed to use your tub anon

>>9354528
>>>/pol/

>>9356761
>he doesn't waffle stomp
it's just a more efficient way of pooping.

>>9354201
I hope Cory's doing alright.

Regardless of where you prepare it, I never understood why people think soup is a good idea for hungry homeless people haha. Especially the watery broth type. That's all you need when you don't know when your next meal will be.

>>9356839
it's easy to make in large quantities.
If you have the right pots that is, unlike OP.

can't you just buy em lil ceasers, I'm sure it's cheaper and it'll taste better for their standards

>>9356761
Not him but sometimes I shit while showering and stomp it down the drain. I think it's fairly common.

>>9356178
40 gallons of tinned soup is going to be astronomical in price. Even using cheapo walmart great value soup (9 cent/fluid oz) that comes out to 460 $. There is no way to make that much soup cheap. I would tell my employer to get fucked.

>>9356839
Yeah a curry with a shit load of rice is cheap and filling.

>>9356761
i wonder what does the etc. refer to

>>9354997
Lmao

>>9356941
Do Americans really do this?

>>9357369
soap scum, mold, and semen

>>9357369
kek

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>>9356941
>>9356767
what the fuck guys, thats not common

>>9354201
Post your wife's tits and I will post detailed instructions on how to cook soup in a bathtub. Tits must be time stamped.

If you clean and sanitize the tub I see no problem with it. These imbeciles saying you can't cook in a bathtub will die in the coming global warming/nuclear/asteroid holocaust because they haven't learned the simple hunter-gatherer technique of heating rocks in a fire and placing in the container holding the soup/stew. It will be boiling in seconds after dropping them in. You might have to add more hot rocks every hour, but you'll make a fine soup to feed those poor sots most of whom were destroyed and lost their sanity defending late stage capitalism in neverending wars required to prop up the top 5% at the expense of the 95%. Sad really, I wish you luck.

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>>9356727
At least in communism you get a bread line, in the United States the bread just goes into the dumpster because it's worse to not make a profit on something than it is to have people go hungry.

>>9356933
>LCs
>good

pick none

>>9358835
How's freshman year of college treating you?

>>9358873
How's living in a box on the streets treating you?

>>9358880
Wouldn't know. I live in a 1st world, Capitalist country.

I fucking swear to god I want you /pol/ weenies off this board already.

>>9358835

we need to fix this and our thinking.

if this are concrete foundations in our society, then i'm afraid it must come down

>>9358888
Which one?

>>9354265
Starting to think you're actually retarded.

>>9354201
It for homeless people so who gives a fuck. Piss and spit in it too you faggot.

>>9354201
>make one gallon of super concentrated soup in a normal pot
>get 40 one gallon jugs
>fill jugs up most of the way with water
>add a bit of your starter soup to each
>????
>Profit

>>9359553
>Not just buying 40 bouillon cubes and throwing them into 40 1-gallon containers

>>9355827
oh god I remember that

hell OP use one of the homeless for the stock!

>>5664981

why is this board so much fun?

>>9354201
>turn up with 40 gallons of raw food thats been floating in water for a day or two.
>none of it is eaten because its raw wet food
>Go's home with 40 gallons of uncooked veggie water and puts it back in the shame tub.

I know its not real, but Santa, I wish it was.

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>>9354247
This is the soup you will be making.

>>9361262

Regardless of their other hobbies everyone eats, so retards from every board can come here and shitpost about 'go 'za and whatever else that's food related. Just yesterday i read about the guy who was so poor he sucked at pistachio shells to remember the taste and I started laughing like a mongoloid.

In my experience the board isn't prone to delve into politics aswell, which goes a long way to make any board better

>>9361663
>In my experience the board isn't prone to delve into politics aswell, which goes a long way to make any board better
it has been getting worse in the past 6 months

I'd tell my boss to get fucked if they tried to guilt me into bringing in 40 gallons of soup, especially if I had to pay for it out of my own pocket.

What kind of retard agrees to this?

I want to see how this turns out.

Fucking kek. If word gets out that you used your bath tub to make a comically large batch of room temperature soup for a horde of homeless people you'll never live it down. I can see you with a novelty sized spoon mixing together a yellow sludge with both hands. Thanks for laff

>>9358835
Because it is worse

>>9354201
Any updates to your situation? Your wife just needs to say to the people in charge "it's just not fesible for me and my family to prepare and transport 40 gallons of hot soup" and then just make a shit ton of sandwiches.

Remember that French Canadian YouTube user who put food and cooking supplies on his toilet and in his bathtub?

>>9354436
>marinating is done with water

>>9361297
>shame tub
sides in orbit

>>9354201
Just order a drum from U-Line.

>>9363601
t. sociopath

>>9354288
anon is obviously LARPing because nothing like this would exist in north america

this is a retarded ass preposterous idea and no workplace could ever force an employee to make 40 gallons of soup for a food shelter

fuck you anon and everyone replying to your LARP fantasy

How much would it even cost to do this? If you put something like a pound of onion, carrot, a few other vegetables and stock in for each gallon for example. $300-$500?

>>9359553
This guy is right. Except you should use larger recipient, maybe 10 5-gallons pots.

Load up your concentrated soup with bouillon cubes and a shitload of herbs. Maybe 2 gallons of it.

Cook a ton of noodles on the side to add some consistency to it all. Maybe some cut up carrots and potatoes as well as it 's easy to cook in large amounts, while giving it some weight.

Load with pepper and salt at the end to give it flavor.

And boom, you're the hobo saviour.

>>9358517
Might ruin the bottom of the tub with scorch marks, though

>>9363957
I've heard of stranger things in corporate offices. Just because it's technically prohibited legally or ridiculous to demand, it's not going to stop everyone in a management position from trying to request ridiculous things anyway.

OP should just go for 10 gallons and say it's all he could do without having to take health-compromising shortcuts

>>9354561

Oh man that fucking movie is the best, it is like Hemingway-style alcoholic realismabout a guy finding himself after an atrocious WWI experience and the protagonist is played by BILL MURRAY, BILL FUCKING MURRAY, there is a scene where this alcoholic war veteran flaps around by the pool and pretends to be a seal, holy fuck he hams it up, give it a go.

>>9359587

I think you should use Knorr (tm) stock pots, Knorr (tm) stock pots make the best 40 gallon soups

>>9356761
Do you not wash your nethers? No matter how clean you think you wipe your ass, there will still be flecks still attached to your asscheeks.

>>9354201
Just buy a 40 gallon stock pot, they're like 50 dollars. Holy shit.

>>9363658
Masaokis is a better cook than the majority of this board desu

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>>9354201
I am a former restaurant manager. Your bathtub is not foodsafe. The material is not sterilizable, and it's not possible to adequately clean it regardless of the material due to the drains. That is a horrific idea, absolutely unacceptable and unethical. You don't have an adequate facility to make 40 gallons of soup. You'd need to cool it, and unless you have literally ten refrigerators, your fridge isn't going to be able to do that. So what happens when your soup is trying to cool off, is that the fridge will take about 12 hours to do it, by which point you'll have nasty dangerous bacteria growing, and will make people very fucking sick. From coming off the stove to being 40 degrees, you have less than two hours to get it cool (technically four by law), and that simply cannot be done with household refrigeration.

You clearly know nothing about food safety and the fact that they would allow random people to prepare food for the homeless is unethical and dangerous. You need to either buy 40 gallons worth of tinned soup or pass the project on to someone who has the facilities to do this.

>>9364127
This would be good advice if not for the refrigeration issue. There is no way in hell a domestic refrigerator can cool 10 gallons of soup quickly enough for it to stay safe for consumption.

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>>9354265
>It's not like it would literally kill them either.
Wrong. Homeless people are often immunocompromised, have undiagnosed cancer, and even if they were fit as a horse,
>foodborne diseases cause approximately 76 million illnesses, 325,000 hospitalizations, and 5,000 deaths in the United States each year.
https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/5/5/99-0502_article

Try to understand that homeless people are mostly mentally ill and brain damaged. They're literally not capable of taking care of themselves. If you're not willing to do it right then just don't. You can say no.

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>>9355807
this

>>9358517
Wow I just realized that they probably had soups before pots existed

>>9363945
It's human nature

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>>9354608
Fuck off commie.
So you'd rather us all be homeless? I mean, we'd all be equal then!

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>>9358835
>woops looks like we are out of bread for the day, come back tomorrow when you'll miss out on it again!

>>9354201
Well, if you want traces of fecal matter and old skin in your soup, maybe??? But don't waste your ingredients in a bathtub.

jfc that is gross

>>9354201
40 gallons isn't really that much. That's 8 5-gallon containers.
I'd just cook a shit-ton of chicken noodle, the ingredients are cheap and easy to make. Try to find a local kitchen to partner with, I went to this church when I was a kid that had a full-service industrial kitchen in its recreational facility for some reason. Maybe if you partnered with a local culinary school it would work, are there any tech schools or jobcorps in your area?
Anyways, just get a shit-ton of chicken breasts on sale, look for discounts and call around a few grocery stores, offer to put their name on it if necessary. Get a shit-ton of egg noodles, they're pretty cheap, cheaper than the chicken. Get 40 cubes of bullion and a jar of salt.
Set the culinary kids to baking and cutting chicken breasts into cubes, making the stock and prepping the noodles. A good culinary kitchen will have enough refrigeration storage and sinks to safely get the temperatures down to a reasonable level.
Get some rubbermaid tubs, see if someone will sponsor it.
I'd honestly be shocked if you had to foot the bill yourself, I'd make sure the company will compensate all the receipts. If they don't, fuck 'em and don't do it and when they get on your ass tell them you don't make enough to make them look good, then smash a computer and quit.
When you hit the soup line, make sure to tell everyone how you became homeless trying to help the homeless but corporate greed attempted to bankrupt you to make themselves look good.

>>9356761
how do you use your bathtub without immersing your ass and dick in it?

>>9354201
>My family got chosen to serve some homeless people along with a few other families (my wife works and her company selected her)
>hey nignog, you're my employee so do some charity work for the benefit of my company image, for free
Jesus fuck do Americans really do this?

>>9354201
There's NOTHING you could do that would make a bathtub safe to cook/eat out of.

>>9356730
>ITT: OP is an ass to the homeless

I've volunteered for my church dinner services for the homeless for 15 years now....

and it's very demoralizing.

Every week, we get the same group of known criminals (we council them also) drive up in their SUV, stand in line talking on their iPhones, wearing Air Jordans and taking hand out food for free.

After so many years, I really don't know what or why we're doing this anymore. I feel like we're only feeding the problem...

>>9364753
Why would you serve people driving SUV's at a homeless dinner service

>>9364742
>There's NOTHING you could do that would make a bathtub safe to cook/eat out of.

Wrong. Most are made out of smooth hard surfaces. A good scrubbing with a strong detergent followed by an application of a sanitizing solution will make it as safe or safer than that plate you just pulled from the dishwasher. You could literally do the same with your toilet bowl and it would be perfectly safe to drink from.

>>9364753
>drive up in their SUV, stand in line talking on their iPhones, wearing Air Jordans and taking hand out food for free

Your implication is that they are wealthy melanin enriched drug dealers yet they want to stand around getting preached at by loonyass religious fanatics while waiting to get a bowl of pig slop soup. C'mon, you can come up with a better racist fairytale than that, /pol/tard.

>>9363614
Yes. We told her boss 5 gallons is the most we are willing to do and cited examples from this very thread. Unhygenic and impossible to avoid bacteria growth due to cooling inadequacies. The boss said ok.

>>9364052
It would have cost us about 300 dollars. The meat alone was about 200

>>9364821

Have you ever been to a food kitchen? We serve everyone. No questions. Period.

The expectation is that the "haves" would donate to the "have not" instead of exploiting it.

But there are some people with no sense of shame or decency.

>>9364753
>feeding the problem

well done, carlos

>>9364834

Get out and see the world, sheltered kid.

Nobody preaches to the people we serve. That's a big "no no" as 1/2 of the people who eat here aren't christian, or practicing christian.

We give food. No questions. No expectations... except I know I'm complaining about my own expectations here...

>>9364849
>But there are some people with no sense of shame or decency.

So why tolerate them? This is a common compliant that I hear often.

>>9364859
>So why tolerate them?

Because God does.

I don't get to choose who I tolerate, but I do get to choose how I volunteer my time and energy.

>>9364864
>Because God does.
I'm not sure what a fictional character from an ancient piece of literature has to do with anything, but OK....I guess....

>>but I do get to choose how I volunteer my time and energy.
Exactly. If volunteering to give out free food to people who obviously don't need it rubs you the wrong way, then why not spend your time and effort volunteering in a way that doesn't reward people who want to abuse others generosity? Volunteer to help sick kids or cancer patients in the hospital or something...nobody is abusing that system.

>>9354201
Fuck your shitty bait thread and fuck you. But most of all fuck all the anons who believe you.

>>9364834

BTW, at some point in life, you'll start to learn that stereotypes are based in truths.

Yes, there are the stereotypical blacks who take advantage of our food service when they don't need it; and it happens often. I volunteered at 3 to 4 different churches in my city.

Trying to deny that a "problem" even exists in the community is a big part of the problem itself; and only perpetuates ignorance.

>>9364839
That sounds way more doable, glad to hear the boss wasn't totally unreasonable.

>>9364839
Whew, thank god.
And here I thought you were going to recklessly endanger people by accident, now you're just going to dump a few cans of dinty moore in a pot and that'll be that.

>134 / 14 / 82 / 6
fuck all of you

>>9364839
god i hope you told the boss you were planning to do it in a tub

>>9355973
bruh, prison teaches you better then the real world i guess. you get some metal wiring and plug that shit into a socket and the other two ends of the wire into the tub

>>9354247
>im not going to heat it, just throw the stuff in and let the water saturate the meats and veggies

this is honestly the hardest i've laughed at anything in a long time. thank you

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>>9354247
>im not going to heat it
Dude they're fucking hobos, they have it bad enough without having to eat your room-temperature carrot water """soup"""

>>9354265
they should be grateful to eat your dead skin. They're fucking disgusting subhuman trash anyway.

>>9354201
man they're homleless, not real people
who cares
make it in the toilet if you want

Just make batches and put them in some brand new gallon buckets. Perhaps instead of making all 40 gallons you could make a base that water will be added to for attain the soup's full volume?

>Doesn't care that a few homeless might get sick.
>Doesn't want to resuscitate their lives and tell them to get back on their feet.

This is why the government started taking over the what the Church did for the homeless. People like you didn't want to help, and the homeless stopped wanting to be told to work, and now it's screwed up both sides.

>>9367418
40 gallons of soup is a fucking lot for just a couple of people to make, let alone make any quality soup

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>>9354247
>I'm going to make fermented meat juice and poison everyone who attends

>>9354201
This is fucking disgusting and you are a horrible person for even considering this.

>>9354201
Get something with a spigot and use it kick start your homebrewing setup.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007V493PG/ref=psdc_289832_t2_B007TV9LSU

>>9367921
You newbs sure to take the bait hard dont'cha?