>be in berlin with gf
>eat at fancy asian restaurant
>both order sushi
>waiters forget to bring us soy sauce
>wait a couple min in case its on its way
>try to get eye contact with spanish waiter but hes been talking to this spanish couple for half an hour
>go to bar to ask for soy sauce
>wait fifteen minutes, still nothing
>once again leave my seat to contact staff
>find the waiter that took our order
>he says soy sauce is on the way
>waiter brings soy sauce five minutes after
>get coffee on the house for "the trouble"
Tip half a euro
>>9353935
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>9353935
>sushi
>in Germany
>>9354554
Did you really go to /b/ just to copy and paste that but you're too fucking stupid to do it right?
>>9353935
>fancy restaurant
>bar
>>9353935
German sushi served by a spaniard.
Fuck multiculti
>>9353935
>leaving any tip in Europe
>>9353935
>berlin
>tip
>retard
>>9354554
>Acting like a smartass because you believe a fucking legal disclaimer over your own sense of verisimilitude
>>9353935
Why would you:
Order sushi in Germany?
Expect soy sauce with sushi? WTF?
Tip in Europe?
So much wrong on so many levels.
>>9353935
you dont tip in europe you uncultured swine
>>9356934
>verisimilitude
We speak American here, boy.
>>9357132
That assumes all Americans are as ignorant as you. Not all of us went to public school.
>>9357138
>bragging about not going to public school