Hey, we're going to go to a breakfast restaurant, what does

pancakes, bacon, eggs

Country fried steak with biscuits and gravy. Can you top me off too? Thank you.

>>9353081
icecream

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>>9353081
Orfrt mr s bullrt senpai cause i dont wanna live anymore
>tfe mo bsvon or aggs

If you don't like bacon or pancakes, that's fine, but it doesn't warrant attacking somebody else for their tastes. Some of us like cured pork belly with our eggs, toast, and fried vegetables, and the fat is great for cooking said eggs and vegetables.

2 eggs over easy, rye toast, home fries, black coffee.

>>9353081
waffles and sausage please

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Biscuits and Gravy, followed by a full day of hating myself (like an adult).

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Just give me some french toasts but leave out all the fckin sugar holy fuck these obese retards goddamit, why the fuck you gotta put sugar in every food I just can't wrap my head around it also keep the oil in the pan I don't want it dripping from my toast, and a tea but don't you dare put more than 2 teaspoons of sugar in that shit or else I burn up the fucking restaurant you plebian.

>>9353081
Salmon and cream cheese on a bagel

>>9353081
Eggs benedict with crab cakes
t. breakfast pro

>>9353140
>complained about sugar
>consumes refined carbohydrates

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Spinach and mushroom omelette, hash browns, and sausage links with a glass of milk.

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Step aside, fuckers.

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>A cup of black coffee and a slice of rye toast with light butter

(because I'm not a fucking child like everybody else in the thread)

>>9353181
>coffee over tea
>degenerate

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Eggs woodhouse

>>9353181
is that what your dad had for breakfast before teaching you how to shave your patchy beard?

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>>9353188
Right away, Master Archer.

There's a great little breakfast place around the corner from my buddy's apartment. Homemade bread, quality ingredients, good service. I always get the California Benedict or Chicken & Waffles.

>nice eggs benedict over toasted english muffin
>creamy, rich hollandaise sauce
>avocado, tomato, onions
>wash it down with some ice water

>giant waffle
>giant boneless fried chicken
>butter the waffle
>syrup on everything
>frank's(r) redhot sauce on the chicken
>yum!!!!

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For me it's the sausage egg and cheese biscuit, the best breakfast sandwich.

>>9353181
It's okay, honey, I know how picky you are. I brought a coloring book so you have something to do while the adults talk.

>>9353081

First pizza elitism, now breakfast elitism? What's next, ramen elitism?

>>9353223
Top ramen is the best, don't give me that shit about "muh elitism"

There is a right and wrong, and top ramen is the tops faggot

>>9353081
>>9353223

Note that he never says what he likes, because he knows it will be laughed at.

>>9353181
Not a child but you are manlet with a TDEE of about 1000

>>9353109
This, except I want the eggs over medium.

>>9353081
The same thing

>>9353081
Galette with a shitton of nice cheese, some tomato and some sort of meat, maybe a sausage, also a mug of Breton cider, the traditional kind, not apple juice that's been carbonated and had alcohol added like most commercial shit

>>9353229
cringe

>>9353181
>~100 calorie breakfast

Turbomanlet detected.

Plain oatmeal made with water

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that or eggs benedict, all breakfast foods are pretty dope by default

>>9353181
>black coffee and a slice of rye toast with light butter
>rye toast with butter
>not a single cigarette
pleb.

>>9354835
fug, i want to get this mug so i can get a photo of an old creepy man holding it, and then looking at a boy in a school playground

>>9353081
pancakes and bacon please, i will enjoy tasty stuff no matter my age. fag

I'll take some bacon, eggs, sausage patties, toast and orange juice.

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burger and a coke
>coke? for breakfast?
>disaproving look while he drinks his caffeine, sugar and cream, with his pancakes covered in a shitload of sugar

>>9353081
Biscuits and gravy with 3 scrambled eggs or ground beef with scrambled eggs, homefries and a biscuit.

Coffee and water to drink.

>>9353181
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

Or so they say

>>9353081
Pancreatic cancer

Breakfast is typically simple ingredients, simple flavors, most of which appeal to children and adults alike. Its fast and easy to cook.
I cant even think or a very spicy or complex breakfast dish that children would turn up their nose and complain. Its almost always simple flavors, simple textures, cheap, easy, grease, carbs, eggs, salty meats, and sugar.

>>9355881
eggs benedict

>pancakes for breakfast
honestly i'm baffled as to why it's still even considered a breakfast thing
as a desert sure but imo it's wayyyyy to sweet to have as your first "meal" of the day

>>9353081
French Toast
Sausage
Hash Browns
Eggs over-easy
Coffee, black
Water

>>9353081
pecan waffle
hash browns with cheese, ham, and onions
black coffee

maybe some sausage

>>9355984
It makes perfect sense when you understand that loading them with a boatload of sugar is a relatively recent perversion. The basic pancake is one of the oldest, simplest dishes known to man. Quick, easy, satisfying, perfect for an early meal.

>>9353081
Start off with Half-cooked eggs with a little bit of soy sauce, eat Roti Canai dipped in Fish Curry and Sambal, and wash it all down with Teh Tarik.
or
Order some fresh Nasi Lemak, topped with Fried Egg and Sambal and finish off with a glass of Kopi O
>I miss these kinds of meals

soylent

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uh some seeds and kefir please

>>9354166
t. OP

>>9355984
Pancakes should have very little or no sugar in the batter. I prefer mine with butter only, and I cut them up with my fork to use as a combined bite along with eggs and/or some breakfast meat. But even lightly buttered by itself is just fine. Better yet, take the exact same batter and make it into a waffle for improved texture.
Only faggots drench them with syrup and powdered sugar. Then it becomes a fucking gross sloppy version of a donut. Also 99% of you faggots dont use maple syrup, you use some fake Aunt Jemima bullshit which is corn syrup with fake maple flavor. And then you wonder why its low tier disgusting cheap trash food for fatties. Stop with the corn syrup bath already. If you must have a pancake topping other than butter, try your egg yolk, or a quality jam, or even peanut butter.

>>9353081
I'll have the steak and eggs with a water please breakfast
>steak rare
>eggs over easy
>hash browns
>toast will be white bread
Devour steak, mash hash browns with eggs, drizzle hot sauce on mash, then dip toast in egg and hash brown mash. >Top it off with a cool ice water

Comfy breakfast that's even better when eaten alone while reading a news paper

400 calories of cold grains and a black coffee, please

t. John Harvey Kellogg

Shit on a shingle with sweet tea, please.

As a grown up I will order one cup of olives and as much black licorice as you have.

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A proper fry up. Because I want three days worth of calories in one meal

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Shakshuka, had it for breakfast at Ottolenghi's in London and it's fantastic at any time of day.

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>>9356592
ottolenghi is my favourite celebrity chef.

HE just seems like such a nice guy with a creative passion for food.

2 eggs sunny side up
Rye toast and butter
Black coffee

Put some hot sauce on the eggs. Sop up the eggs with toast.

Drink the coffee while I smoke a couple cigarettes.

Nice and comfortably full, not weighed down and ready to get some work done.

>>9353181
>For breakfast, I want something could have made at home in 30 seconds
Retard

>>9353181
Spain?

One stiff mug of black.

Six egg green pepper and mushroom omeletté swimming in browned butter. The omeletté should not be cooked too much; I want it sticky and mushy in parts.

Four triangles of toast, each a different style of bread: one white, one ancient grains, one rye, and one zuccini.

A taster plate of that week's meats and fishes; if there aren't at least fifteen different varieties, from at least three different oceans and three continents, I will not be paying for them. Horseradish and brocoli pureé as a side sip.

Finally, a three-decker waffle cake, smothered in french toast batter and layered in rich 100% pure Quèbec maple syrup. If they don't put a little Québec flag on top I shall not be paying.

Of course if the total caloric count on all of these items goes under 5000 kJ, I will expect fried lard to be drizzled onto each item in equal amounts until the 5000 mark has been reached. If this accomidation cannot be made I will expect to not have to pay.

2 eggs sunny side up, sourdough toast, side of bacon and a bloody Mary

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Corned beef, hash browns and eggs. It's the perfect breakfast that hits all your cravings
>runny egg yolk
>salty meat
>crispy fried potatoes
>dash of hot sauce

>>9356036
t. Raj

>>9353081
Okay, we're opening a cooking board. What does everyone want to post?

> FAST FOOD!!
> WEAK BAIT!!

Okay, so now that the children have had their say, what will the adults post?

>>9357135
Avocado toast and reposts from Reddit.

>>9353081
I'm going to shit down your mouth

>>9356691
Does not compute. Everything you order sounds American, but those yanks can't stand a proper cup of coffee.

>>9353081
Corned beef hash with rye toast and two eggs over easy, with a side of SOS for my toast and a small plate of scrapple. Don't forget to fill up my coffee every 15 minutes or so.

n-no thanks i ate before i came here

I like to get an omelete for breakfast. I usually eat bacon and eggs or pancakes at home but I don't ever make omeletes.

>>9353181
You're not a child, but you sure are autistic for thinking anybody finds you more of an adult for choking down black coffee. Do you know how picky people have gotten over the years? I have a large percentage of grown up friends who still order chicken tendies.

>>9353181
>A cup of black coffee and a slice of rye toast with light butter
literally worse than prison food

>>9353081
1 full english and a pint of that dark ale on tap

>>9353081
Fried livermush, 2 eggs over easy, some whole wheat toast and home fries. Add a cup of coffee.

>>9353081
only children eat breakfast

>>9353200
Great taste. I prefer it on a muffin but it's what holds it together that makes it so tasty, so biscuit or even toast works too. Wash it down with some milk or orange juice and you're ready to start the day

Guys seriously. If you ever go to Mcdonalds again order the sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle, and as for a syrup packet. You can dip it or whatever but its the best thing there.

>>9353081
Spinach, Ham & Feta Omelet.

Bowl of froot loops like a man

I tend to like sweet things more for breakfast. It's easier for my stomach to handle for some reason. If I want to mix it up then I'll do a chorizo and egg burrito.

>>9359668
What kinds of sweet things?

>>9357938
My friends girlfriend does this shit when we all go out, and half the time she'll be the one who suggests going out to eat? What the fuck is the point of going out if youre going to order something you could make in 10 minutes at your house for a quarter of the price.

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Pesto Eggs Benedict, hash browns well done.

Why are breakfast burritos so disgusting? Surely it is no one's desire to be nauseous an hour into their brand new day.

BLT with Hashbrowns on the side, with an arnold palmer to drink.

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>>9353081
I'll have the crab cakes Benedict

>>9357858
>Does not compute

Why don't you go back to posting your insipid bullshit in the comments thread of a facebook minions picture Aunty.

>>9353081
I'll have a cheese and ham omelette with some buttered toast.

My wife is having a bagel with cream cheese and honey and some yoghurt with fresh berries.

The kids don't get anything because I don't have kids.

Gimme the corned beef hash and pancakes, eggs over easy.

Little cafe near me does a good one for like 6 bucks. Most of their other customers qualify for the senior discount. They only employ old ladies, too, and don't allow sharing.

>>9353081
Ham steak, two eggs over medium, home potatoes, onion bagel.

>>9353081
poached bacon on a layered pancake bed please garcon

>>9353181
>going to a restaurant and ordering something that if you weren't literally retarded, you could make in 15 seconds

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shackshooka

>>9353081
>i'm a mature adult who's too intillectual to eat kiddy pancakes and bacon :^)
Well fucking goo goo ga ga, i'll eat what I want without the opinion of some 4chan fedora thinking it's "child" food

>>9353187
Probably american. They've also rejected rugby and cricket in an attempt to stick it to their fathers nation like the edgy dweebs they are

just some porridge thanks

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>>9353081
I think you'd call this a "French toast brioche-edition" in the US

The breakfast place I usually go to makes a really good Monte Cristo so that's usually what I get, plus coffee and orange juice.