Soup is funny. It's not really a meal, nor is it a first

If your soup is watery, you done fucked up

>>9351318
If your soup isn't watery, you made a stew.

>>9351322
Yeah, because everybody loves that cream of broccoli stew

>>9351307
fuck you
I've had soup for a meal before and i think i'm gonna do that just now because you made this thread

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>>9351307
That's why you eat it with a sandwich or salad anon. It's the perfect lunch. Plus you can gorge on those unlimited breadsticks.

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>>9351334
this.

you eat solid food first, and then you eat the soup to totally fill in the empty spaces left in your stomach, for maximum fullness

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>>9351307
Nope

>>9351307
water chestnuts are pretty damn watery

soup can be a meal if you have a sandwich with it

Is cereal a soup?

>>9351345
liquid doesnt make you feel full

soup is my favorite food.
it's pure flavor, without all that bullshit nutrition and substance.

>>9351403
wrong

>>9351403
Have you never dieted. Ever?

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For the last time kenny!
I don't care if you don't consider soup a meal!

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>>9351425
Hey fuck you jerry!
I bought you a BRAND NEW Armani suit! i deserve a meal from a nice restaurant like mendy's, not soup!

>>9351352
Ah, the famous dutch erwtensoep

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>>9351478
The soup counts! I'm not going to pay for your food if all it is, is just soup, so next time we go out to eat, it better not be fucking soup, cause ain't paying for it.

>>9351318
>>9351322
>>9351327
The difference between a soup and a stew isn't exact, but generally, if it's thickened with a roux, it's a stew.

You can have somewhat thick soups without a roux.

>>9351307
Most watery of food is celery, cucumber. Literally 90% water. And I mean literally as in literally, not meme-literally.

>>9351403
What? It absolutely does. That's why every doctor recommends drinking 1-2 glasses of water before eating

>>9351307
Soup is more of a cooking method or delivery device. It's the box the dish comes in, but you can eat the box, and the box defines it. Soup is pretty fucking meta. Piece of shit hipster that it is.

Soup can be a pretty good diet food. You're looking at 200~250 calories for a can of progresso soup. I tend to fall back to it when I need a quick snack to take the edge off near the end of the day.

>>9351307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI-YdEOj7wo

>>9351352
Who took a shit on your plate?

>>9351521
Heard. Would you define bisque as a median between the two?

>>9351529

I can tell by your post that I don't like you.

Such a profound thread...woah....

>>9351307
I fucking hate soup. Half of all soups are creamy, and I can't stand creamy, savory foods. The soup has to be the best thing I've ever eaten or it's not worth eating.

Stews are alright, though.

>>9351403
Liquid soaks into things like bread and expand it.

>>9351307
Soup is fine at a restaurant but I always feel like I wasted my time if I make it at home.

>>9351307
>I find soup to be the most watery of foods
You don't say.

>>9351686
The angel of winter delights.

Kek
You obviously put a lot of thought into this thread, good job buddy.