You have 12 and a half seconds to explain why you aren't

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too sugary

>Foil cap on a sealed beverage
Why do they do this?

>>9346111
Because it's soda and only trash drink soda.

>>9346117
Americans like to buy such things, so they do it for them!

>>9346117
Seriously?

Some people sperg the fuck out over drinking from cans because they don't want to put their mouth on a dirty can. Surely you must have met someone over the years who autistically got out a napkin or something to wipe the can top before drinking out of it. Covering it up solves that issue and it also helps your product stand out from the crowd. It looks classy, which makes sense given that is a premium product.

>>9346141
Nah, my average countryman wouldn't want that foreign shit, they'd be drinking a coke, dr pepper, or energy drink.

Prefer the orange.

tastes like perfume

>>9346111
Man I would fucking kill for one of those right now

It's nice and sharp, their carbonated water is my favourite.

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>>9346111
fake /sip/
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9346258
No one claimed it was a sip, tard-child.
Work on your reading comprehension.

>>9346184
this
hate that waxy after taste these premium fruit sodas usually have

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>>9346263
there's only one true sip, and it ain't made by eye tie shites

>>9346117
>>9346124

this

soda for people who look down on soda drinkers

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>>9346274
Read what he posted again.
Retard.

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>>9346276
I explained it
It's fake /sip/

>>9346281
/tv/ tier idiocy

I must say /sip/ is one of the more tedious memes to have appeared of late.

That's no mean feat.

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>>9346286
>he doesn't /sip/

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>>9346111
I raise you

because i just had 3 wisdom teeth removed. i tried to drink one earlier but it was so sour.

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Blood Orange is the best and most perfect flavor.

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>>9346111
>needing sugar in your lemon water
Pleb detected

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>>9346117
My mother's friend got Weil's disease from a can of coke

>>9346111
>nestle

>>9346115
Source?

>>9346117
So the kind of tacky people who buy it can pretend they're being fancy.

>>9346404
t. Pepsi marketing team

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>>9346428
lel

>>9346111
Because I don't have any.

>>9346111
because water it's better

>>9346115
the fuck is this and why did I get a boner?

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>>9346372
Too sweet, default orange is best

>>9346111
>not blood orange

Its the most acidic beverage in the universe

>carbonated
>lemon juice
>sugar
Have fun explaining that to your dentist

>>9346111
>I rarely drink soda
>besides, it's unavailable in my country

>>9347414
>it was yummy doc

easy m8

Purging last meal as i type this0

I don't drink overpriced sugar water

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Because I only drink water and tea

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>LIMONATA
Pleb

>>9346111
Because I like la croix better.

>>9347942
two different things

>>9346111
Because I'm drinking my fluoride and estrogen tap water

>>9346372
Too sweet grapefruit is the best

>>9347941
What is this?

>>9349931
kino

Because it tastes like garbage and I've switched to La Croix anyways.

>>9346111
Nice trips, but you chose the only undrinkable flavor.

>>9346290
It's not sip.

>>9347941
pig disgusting

Test you fucking faggots

>>9346111
Nice trips and I don't need to because I already am. Best drink in existence.

>>9346168
I never thought of that before, but now it's probably gonna start bothering me. Thanks asshole.

>>9346182
Red orange is the patrician flavour

>>9346111
Because lemon flavor tastes like ass.
Pomegranate is where it's at.

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>>9346111
Funny fuckin' way to spell grapefruit.

Fite me irl.

>>9346111
Can't seem to find the sixpacks in shops around here.

Because I am not thirsty. However, when I do get thirsty or feel like drinking something, maybe in an hour, I will drink water.

Actually, talking about water got me thirsty so I am taking my self a small sip of water right now.

>>9351200
You can only drink so much in a lifetime, why waste it on something as plain as water?

It's like being hungry and instead of eating something nice just grab a box of soda crackers.

>>9351226
Water tastes great.

>>9346111
Never heard of this

>>9346372
MUH NIGGA. There was this cocktail that my favorite bar used to make that was a combination of Tequila, Soda, Blood Orange Pelligrino, Lemon juice, and angostura. It was godly. Just trying to figure out the parts to it.

>>9346117
The can can (heh) get dirty during transportation, rancid soda, rat urine, anything that a truck may have

You can always use some tissue paper and water, tho

>>9346111
don't know where i can buy it