>shower get dressed and leave house to try new ramen place

>realize

>>9343805
Just pronounce it phonetically.
They don't care if you pronounce anything wrong, people do that all the time when eating in restaurants not from their culture.

>>9343805
Dude they don't care. As long as you're polite, don't make a huge fucking mess, and don't give them unnecessary problems, they'll appreciate you as a customer

>>9343805
Just ask "Am I pronouncing this right?" and if you're off they'll correct you politely. People appreciate effort, they don't care if you get something wrong, they'll like you if you're trying.

>>9343869
>go to panda express
>crackers and whitewashed chinks are your waiters
>"yes I'll have the san choy bow. am i pronouncing that right?"
>whitey: *shrug*

>>9343887
Fuck off, nigger.

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>>9343805
Order through Door Dash.

>>9343805
what would you have trouble pronouncing at a ramen place?

I used to work at a posh Japanese restaurant and would have people mispronouncing things all the time. Wagoo gozer, eat a mame, shoe she you fucking name it. You think I cared? I smiled, repeated the order how it's pronounced, and put it through. I've even had people try to correct me so trust when I say you aren't even close to some of the dumb customers I've had to serve.

>>9343869
This, the owner of the local Indian restaurant here taught me how to pronounce things on their menu. He's a nice guy.

It's so easy you'll feel like a weeb. Everything's like ton-kots-uu, kats-ooh-don, shoy-ooh, romaji is phonetic as fuck. I'm a native anime though and honestly unless your ramen joint is of excellent quality, McDonald's is better. Cheap chefs use powdered soup.

>>9345086
4u

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>>9343805
>Walk into viet joint
>"I'll have the PHO'
>the what?
>the PHO
>OHHH you mean the FOUH
>I guess?
>yeah it's spelled pho but you say FO...UH
>k
>can I get a drink with that?
>with what?
>with my PHO
>with your what?
>with my PHO
>sir please leave, we don't play games here.

??? why did they do this to me.

>>9345136
still a weeb

>>9344289
It's pronounced lamen, to begin with.

I mispronounced something at a sushi place the other day. I think it was chicken karaage or something, I forget how they spelled it. The nice young lady behind the counter did correct me but I still can't remember how she said it. It was delicious though, that's all that matters I guess.
Nobody was offended.

>>9345227
Ka-rah-gay

Roll the r slightly so you don't sound like a hick.