The ketchup pump at McDonalds sprayed ketchup on my $500 shirt. And to make matters worse, the manager threatened to call the police on me when I asked for compensation.
What's the best way to get justice? I was thinking of an open letter to the president of McDonalds and sending a copy to the Cincinnati Enquirer for publication. The last thing they want is bad PR.
After all the fucking documentaries on how shit McDonalds is, do you really think a defective ketchup squirting on your faggot shirt is really going to make a fucking difference? Do you really think that anyone besides you gives a flying fuck about your shit shirt? Why are you eating McDonalds while wearing a $500 shirt? What is your life like that you have the money for a $500 shirt but you still eat at fucking McDonalds and are so much of an entitled fuck that you want to sue McDonalds for fucking up said shirt?
You should sue your parents for turning you into the sad faggot you are today.
>>9343272
Who the fuck wears a $500 shirt to McDonalds
It's the kinda thing where you tried to eat $5 meals in a $500+ outfit
>The last thing they want is bad PR
Even if it mattered to them, you'd be buried so fast
>>9343288
First post always best post
This thread had no legs imo. Back to the drawing board op. Your perfect baot is within arms reach.
>>9343272
Old pasta, in the original the op really got it revved up by claiming the shirt was something hilariously bad like Geoffrey Beene
>>9343297
niggers with drug money