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I'm an 11th generation Englishman. My parents, grandparents, great grandparents etc are all proud englishmen, but one thing I always found strange was only being allowed to eat with my right hand. I always thought this was normal, but I've recently found out it's not. Other countries around the world, especially 1st world countries (which the UK is not), allow not only the use of both hands, but also utensils. Now I'm told the reason for only using the right hand while eating is because we use our left hand for wiping our ass. Like wtf! Are other countries really ok with using their poopy hand to eat with?
While the pic is not exact, it is related. It's how my family have always eaten. My parents always called this the full english breakfast.
Is this the same in your country?
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Americans eat with 2 hands but they suffer from the standard American diet syndrome (SADS).
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>t. Brit pretending to be an American pretending to be a Brit
>inb4 reverse obsessed
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>>9333602
Using your hands to eat. I use my face, you dumb fuck. It keeps your hands free to wank.
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>>9333684
The wiping with hand thing means they don't use toilet paper, just their hand.
All Americans use tissue. Most wash hands. But yeah, you're right.
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>>9333602
Learn from your American cousins, englander anon.
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>>9333699
>All Americans use tissue
Prove it.
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>>9333684
>implying they wipe
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