hi /ck/, i'm from /fit/ and i have a question about the Carrote. in return i will give you a cool Fact that will improve your quality of life, should you choose to use it.
a carrot tan is found to be more attractive than a real tan, and without all the negatives of sun damage. given that skin is one of the biggest measures of attractiveness, on par with FACE HEIGHT FRAME, just eating 6 carrots a day can put you up a few points by the end of a few weeks. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2737569/You-really-ARE-eat-Forget-sunbathing-munching-just-two-extra-portions-fruit-beg-day-gives-better-skin-glow-suntan.html
the problem is this: i hate the taste of raw carrots. i tried blending them in a blender and chugging it but i almost threw up. what are some EASY recipes for carrots? time and convenience is a huge factor because im going to have to do this every day for the rest of my life. thank you
Carrots and celery in light ranch for dippinh
Just stick them in a crockpot with stock or evenbouillon while you're at work. Super super easy.
I'm curious if cooking has an effect on the tan
>>9333041
They're great in soups and stir fries.
Just dice them small.
>>9333057
i was told cooking actually makes the beta carotine easier to absorb. not sure if broscience
>>9333057
This. Drop a chuck roast in a slow cooker with some potatoes, carrots, celery, and beef stock. Bim bam boom, pot roast dinner when you come home from work. Use redskins or yukon golds and you don't even have to peel the potatoes.
>>9333041
Lol go read a book. Trying to look like a fucking carrot. What the fuck dude, get a life
>>9333623
Sorry we can't all have lives like yours. You know, wasting time shitting on other people.
>>9334101
This is what peak performance looks like
>>9333041
Carrots happen to be my favorite vegetable. Pressure cook the carrots. Makes them nice and soft like a puree almost.
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>>9333041
1. Heat pan.
2. Slice carrots down center lengthwise.
3. Add oil and a little butter to pan and let get hot.
4. Add carrots and cook using high heat until you get a nice bit of color.
5. Flip carrot and color the other side.
6. Once both sides are browned, add water / stock, cover, and allow to steam until carrot is tender with a fork.
Season and serve.
Takes maybe 15 minutes.
>>9335507
this is my favorite!!! the other options were good but i forgot to say i dont have a pressure cooker. ill do this thanks anon!!!!
>>9333041
Trump must eat a diet of over 90% carrots.