First time making an omelette. How'd I do? It's got

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Like a dumdum, I took that pic while it was still in the pan when I should have had it on the plate already, so the bottom got a bit overdone.

>>9332191
You can't legally call that cheese in some states

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>>9332191
>du fromage
>du
Retard.

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>>9332199
You're thinking of Kraft singles.

If it says "pasteurized process American cheese," then it's real cheese.

If it says "cheese food" or "cheese product," then it's not real cheese.

So einfach ist das.

>>9332202
It's a meme you dip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfHSIrVh_wY

>>9332204
All cheese produced in the USA is objectively fucking shit.

>>9332210
It's retardation, fuckwit.

>>9332212
Okay the cheese is not on trial here.

Is the omelette acceptable? Pretend it has cheddar or fucking gruyere or whatever you Yuros put on eggs.

>>9332215
Wow, the Yuros are grumpy this morning.

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>nobody gave me a single upboat

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>>9332261

>>9332215
>he doesn't like Dexter's Laboratory

>>9332219
No. You just put fucking cheese inside an egg for some reason, why did you even bother to encase it? Put something of substance inside it you stupid fuck.

>>9332257
i like your omelette OP, looks better than most of mine, but I always add bacon or steak ums to mine.

Overcooked.

>>9332191
I'd eat it. But damn, who eats 6 eggs in one sitting?