A few years ago I was given a homemade wine bottle from my landlord on our 1 year anniversary. Best wine I ever had - by far. Now, many years later, I've tried numerous 'full body' and such wines, but nothing even comes close. This stuff was THICC. Like furfag shitposting level of thicc. OK real talk, it was like milk, maybe mushroom soup thickness.
Help me /ck/
>>9330957
I think you drank grape jelly not wine OP
>>9330957
Look into more dessert wines. They tend to be thicker and syrup-like in consistency.
>>9330957
Are you sure you weren't served port?
I'll try port.