Coconut water tastes like the milk from cornflakes if you ate

>>9328636
Cornflakes don't have tits

You tit

>>9328636
I actually never tried coconut water before? Does it actually taste like that? I always imagined it'd taste citrusy and a bit bitter.

>>9328724
Add water to the cornflake milk and you are spot on. You could always bite the bullet, pay the $3, and find out how shit it really is.

>>9328636
This is vaguely correct.

>>9328724
yes

>>9328734

What if companies are literally just pouring off brand cornflakes and milk into gigantic vats in a factory and filtering the milk into cans and labeling it as coconut water. I wouldn't be surprised.

It tastes like semen. I'm not even fucking joking.

>>9329428
what if it tastes like semen because your semen tastes like coconut water because you only drink coconut water?

>>9328724

Its the type of flavour that makes you want to gag.

canned coconut water or true coconut water?
i never tried canned but the real shit taste nothing like that

>>9328636

it's because they add sugar to coconut water.

Why does coconut water so exspensive?

Does coconuts really this cost or is only meme tax?

I just want to know why this dude is walking around the store with those thick-ass gloves on.

>>9328636
All packaged coconut water tastes like ass to me. The only way coconut water tastes good is if you buy it at the beach from a poor mulatto teen who proceeds to chop the coconut open for you with a machete hue

>>9329934

Those look like stocking gloves. Don't be retarded.

>>9328636
i always imagined its what cum tastes like

How can canned coconut water be so bad, but fresh coconut water be so good?

Snapple is just Arizona Iced Tea after you leave it out for a week

>>9328636
Coconut water tastes like hangover to me
All that precious potassium

>>9328724
Coconut water tastes really fucking weird. Like watered down pussy juice, or maybe the water in the tub after you bathed 15 hairless but clean men.

>>9331607
Maybe cause you suck your own dick?

>>9330672
Who the hell wears stocking gloves? I work in a grocery store and the only people that wear gloves are people working frozen.