I bought my gf some yogurts. Do you think she sounds genuinely

All she gave a shit about was you not forgetting the goddamn litter.

You sound autistic and beta so I wouldn't be surprised if your gf is also autistic or is blunt because she has to be the dominant one in the relationship

The break up sounds imminent tbqh.

>>9328507
That's what I thought. I was at least expecting a smiley emoji or something

>so I got them for you you can have all of them
This is submissive language

>thank you, please get cat litter too
This is dominant language

I feel bad for OP

>>9328514

>I was at least expecting a smiley emoji

That wouldn't make it any more genuine. I often append emojis to my short text messages so they don't appear as indifferent as the one you received.

OP, you need to eat all of the yogurts and then shit in the litter box.
ASSERT
DOMINACE

>>9328525
this 2b onest, pham

hey OP has your gf ever dressed you up in panties and cute clothes and fucked you in the ass
if not you should try it I bet you'd both love it

OP is so needy for approval he has to text her about his dumb "present" before even bringing it home. Next time just bring it home and don't even fucking mention it, you desperate dope. Then later get it eat it together.

God why am I even helping you procreate.

>>9328503
I found a few of these yogurts and they are REALLY GOOD, you're just left with a bunch of little glass jars that feel like they'd be useful but aren't.

>>9328503
if your first reaction to doubt is to ask strangers for help instead of talking to your girl, you're gonna have a bad time m'kay

Relationships are for suckers.

>>9328509
>>9328520
>he doesn't want a dominant gf

Pleb taste tbqh.

>>9328990
yes yes big boy, go finish your tendies now

>>9328976

If you think this thread is actually about advice and not about trolling then you might want to have your brain examined.

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yogurt gets you laid

OP is an example of a either a new relationship or one that isn't going to last.

me in this same situation

>hey GF I bought you some fancy yoghurt
>thank you anon
>eat one on the way home

also don't text your GF all day every day people like their space

>>9328503
You sound like an insecure cuck?

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>>9329004
kek

french style??

>>9328503
you sound like a faggot

>>9328503
i think she doesnt really care about the yogurts but appreciates the gesture. so a mix of both, but more being polite.

if you are expecting something from her response that is a bad place to be my friend, in terms of relationship mindset

>>9328503
she sounds autistic but genuinely thankful

it depends on how she usually texts honestly. if she's usually really eloquent and w/e then it probably is her just being polite, but still a little thankful

pretty nice of you to do also, 10/10 boyfriend

Shes fucking a black guy for sure OP

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>tfw no gf

>>9328503
>you can have all of them

You must eat ALL the yogurt.

>>9328503
You know fattening is a piss poor way to keep a woman.

>>9329754
We're a feeder couple

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>>9329746

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>>9328503
>women
>grateful

>>9328990
this