Anything better than a cream cheese bagel? I eat one for breakfast

>>9316845
is a bagel with cream cheese your guilty pleasure? or do you enjoy something more sinful?

Aren't those a lot of calories?

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>>9316845
I like to toast them, just the one side. Or better yet, grill them with butter, like a grilled chees, obviously, just the one side. Then spread the cheese on each half, after they cool. Then it's turkey, tomato and sprouts. Sometime I add pick related.

>>9316845
>No smoked salmon.
You are doing it wrong.

Just do one half cream cheese and the other half with peanut butter.

>>9316845
T H I C C

>>9316854
Antisemite.

>>9316854
Are you seriously fat shaming on my board in 2017?

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>>9316845
>this much cream cheese

Bagels are not a jewish invention.

>>9317013
Jews don't invent anything. They just steal it and call it theirs.

>>9316919
This. Fuck capers though

>>9316849
No it doesn't

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>>9317011
>not separating it into 4 pieces and spreading the cream cheese evenly

>>9317013
Explain the hole then

>>9316919
I've never tried this because I just can't justify the price of the meat, but I'll be intersted in getting one at a deli, if I had one around.

>>9317090
Everything or at least garlic bagel, cream cheese, smoked salmon, salt and pepper. God tier.

>>9317096
I prefer onion bagels

>>9317096
Sounds good though. I might try the garlic instead of onion. Everything bagels piss me of and they know why.

try refried beans

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>>9316995

>>9317013
slow down hans

>>9316845
Das the good shit

>>9316845
Cream cheese sushi is your friend.

>>9316845
cream cheese is protein, ding dong
also, how much cream cheese is too much?

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None of you have tasted Imperial Cheese on an everything Bagel yet.

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>>A challenger appears

MEAT!!!!!!

>>9316919
This man is correct. Also thinly sliced onions. Chive or vidalia

>>9317030
do you like being wrong?

>>9317062
Hes onto us!
SHUT IT DOWN

Where my NJ bros at?

I'm afraid to leave this place and live with the horror of knowing there isn't a bagel deli every 15 feet.

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the real question is MTL or NY style

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>>9319204

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>>9319278

Good shit, you got a huge grin outta me.

>>9319278
kek

>>9316845
oy vey goyim what is this tiny thing? you call that a shmear? put some cream cheese on that little cracker and stop by a proper bakery for some thick boiled bagel bread.

>>9316845
cream cheese and egg actually tastes pretty good, the egg will add more protein. i love a ton of cream cheese on a bagel but it has to be a really dense bagel, the lighter ones just don't hold up to how much cream cheese i like.

>>9319108
there's a lot of fat in cream cheese too. it has protein because it's made with milk but not really that much, you shouldn't consider it a source of protein. get low fat cream cheese if you want to increase protein, it still tastes good and the difference isn't huge.

>>9319200
I live in Hong Kong now and there are no bagels anywhere please help.

>>9319204
>bony bitch almost a pretzel all worn out from all the people coming through

>so thick so tight might as well be a cake mmm sweet i could put cream cheese on it for days and never run out of bagel

>>9319311
this would make sense if the "bony bitch" wasn't incredibly flavourful, moist and sweet, while the "cake" is dry as fuck and tasteless

>>9317090
it's something you need to experience. in new york if possible.

>>9319278
I chuckled

>>9316845
That is way, way, WAY too much cream cheese.

i like the sprouted wheat whole grain bagels, toasted, with cream cheese. cant eat now, i have diabetes (im licking it), but yum. oh, i can eat a half bagel with less CC. thatll work as a treat. good with smoked salmon too. i think capers are silly, and the onions are sometimes too much.

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>>9319278

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>>9319278

kek

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>>9317057
>being autistic

>>9316845
OP pls answer me, why do you make the same threads with such a huge time distance apart
most shitposters spam for weeks straight, but you waited a whole month to repost. very strange if you ask me.

>>9316845
Why do Americans eat bagels?

Nobody does this in Europe.

>>9320449
Why does anyone eat anything?

I went looking for bagels today, but couldn't find any. But I bought smoked salmon, cream cheese and some capers. I'll put it on some Kaiser rolls instead which look similar without the hole.

>>9320449
same reason they are all circumsized: they are in the iron grip of a ZOG

>>9319278
top fucking kek

>>9321099
Shadilay magapede

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>>9319278

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>>9321069
reporting back, this smoked salmon was a bit bland. Was hoping it would fight against the creaminess of the philly. It was alright, I guess if I had bagels around this might be relevant.