>Be crouton >Today is the day of the crouton uprising >All

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>Be crouton
>Today is the day of the crouton uprising
>All of us croutons huddled together in bag.
>Must be hundreds of us
>Human doesn't stand a chance
>Lie in wait for days
>Finally we hear human picking up bag
>Everyone is silent
>Suddenly feel movement.
>Bag lifted into air
>Tossed onto table
>Everything is crazy
>See some croutons breaking in fall
>Everyone scared
>Bag starts to open up
>Now's my chance
>Rush to front of bag
>Gonna beat up human after bag opens
>Bag fully opens
>Ohshit.jpg
>Human is huge
>This is bad
>Start turning around to run away
>Human grabs me
>NOOOOOOO I scream
>Human doesn't hear me
>Puts me and crouton friends in bowl
>Whatishegoingtodotous.jpg
>Close my eyes
>I’ve accepted death
>Hear godly noise
>Open eyes
>Bright light
>OHMYGOD.jpg
>It’s crouton Jesus
>Heroically jumps in bowl
>I’m in a bowl with crouton Jesus
>This is the best moment of my life
>Wait
>Oh no the human
>He grabs Crouton from bowl
>Oh my god he’s got crouton Jesus
>He shoves crouton Jesus in mouth
>It can’t be
>Crouton Jesus is dead
>Human makes weird sound
>He must be enjoying Crouton Jesus
>He makes another sound
>He starts screaming
>Whatthefuckishappening.jpg
>Human screams louder
>Human explodes
>In his place is Crouton Jesus

mfw we finally won