>Don't drink soda for a few weeks
>Grab a coke at McDonald's as a treat
>Tastes orgasmic, literally better than sex
>Worst heartburn of my life afterwards.
What the fuck?
???
your body de-fizzed in those weeks without soda
who cares faggot
>>9314266
Is this a thing?
>>9314413
over-fizzing is one of the most widespread diseases in the US
>>9314137
soda is the new liquid devil.
alcohol move on over
I haven't drank a soda in about 6 years
Is my dick going to explode if i get a coke?
>>9314896
Yes, or if you eat Gluten.
I gave up soda for about 6 weeks.
Now I get terrible shits if I drink a Coke.
Fuck I need me some McDonald's
>>9315559
The only things I like st McDonald's are
>The fountain Coke, best version of coke on the planet
>Vanilla Shake
>Hash browns(addicting as fuck)
>Sausage Mcgriddle
>Fresh out the fryer, fries. Older one are garbage.
>>9315589
>Hash browns(addicting as fuck)
Agreed. I don't what it is but I can literally just eat dozens of browns in one sitting. Next time I'm just gonna order a fuck load and gorge my self on browns.
>>9315321
Try pepsi instead. Waaaaaay better for digestion.
>>9315559
Go get some, you won't regret it
>>9314137
These fucking shill threads
Absolutely shameless.
Fuck this site
>>9318583
If I was a shill I wouldn't complain of heartburn.
>>9319030
Yeah right. You shills aren't stupid. You know that we're on the lookout for you, so you can't be 100% positive about your brand.
You have to drop something negative in there to throw us off.
>>9319030
You would for attention, you stupid cunt. It's the most childish ploy I've ever seen.
"Look how genuine I am!" LOOK! Go Fuck off and take your 37 cents you earned fucking your employer.
>>9314137
What is it about mcds coke that makes it so much better than cans/bottles/fountains everywhere else?
>>9319057
Syrup is probably less watered down probably.
>>9319047
It's so cute when chantards think a site full of pedophiles and social retards is relevant to anyone's business plan.
>>9314446
Soda is the new cigarettes
>>9314137
My brother had a bad Dr. Pepper habit. He went cold turkey and didn't have one for months. Then he had one and his anus prolapsed and he died
>>9319153
Another classic shill line.
This site has millions of unique visitors per month.
>>9315321
>>9316891
>I gave up soda for about 6 weeks.
>Now I get terrible shits if I drink a Coke.
im the same way but with pepsi. also get killer stomach pains just from a fucking sip
>Try pepsi instead. Waaaaaay better for digestion.
interesting how its pretty much the opposite for me. coke is fine but pepsi just wrecks my tumtum
also lol that fucking captcha...
>>9319153
neck yourself