Post the best Guy Fieri quotes >Dude, that's slammin'

"Those apples are bananas"

>>9312311
>The slammin salmon
That movie sucked

>that dick was so good, ill suck the cum from my bum.

>>9312343
The felching episode was the best.

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>>9312311
>triple d is the last good show on food network
>make fun of guy fieri all the time
>make fun of his facial hair being cut in a way to distract from his fat neck
>make fun of the things he says and for wearing flip flops into a kitchen and getting burned when something spills on his feet
>read that he invites kids with cancer and their families to come be on the set with him for every episode he films
>mfw
i can't make fun of him anymore

>>9312355
He's a really nice genuine dude even if he's stuck in the 90s in terms of fashion sense.

>Looks like it's time for me to show you why they call me the triple dipple D
What did he mean by this?

>>9312355
I heard earlier in his career he was a huge douchebag but the last 5-6 years he's become a really humble and nice dude.

>>9312311
>"Boy, do I hate kikes and wetbacks."

>>9312393
>not so genuine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH01XbYhVS4

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Here you go OP

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>>9312311
>goes on Hot Ones and completes it as expected
>At the end, instead of plugging some book, new show, or really anything related to him ends with:

"when I get a chance to have my soapbox to stand on for a second, this is what I like to say:

This food revolution that's happening right now, that we're all getting a chance to participate in.... teach your kids to cook.

Teach them how to cook. We went through all these generations of kids that were in processed foods and drive thrus and you know, nothing against restaurants, I'm In the restaurant business, but we need to have a time and a place, and we need to teach kids the core fundamentals of cooking.

It's a life skill. Put down the cell phone, come in the kitchen, let's work together on cutting the onion and making the queso dip. Right now kids have a tough situation, so teach your kids to cook.

https://youtu.be/trRc1_CATfo?t=1286

>>9312437

He has a 21 inch (flaccid) dong