>in hipster San Fransisco bar >bearded waiter hands you

>>9308125
Ask him for a glass of paint

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>>9308125
Punch him in the face after a knee to the balls, must spit of the fucker after calling him a fucking faggot
Continue outside making a scene and ask for directions to good greek food in the area

Everyone will understand

>>9308125
I'll have a glass of your finest graphite paint

>>9308125
ask for a whisky sour

>>9308125
Tell him I don't like blacks and browns

>>9308125
Poz his little faggot neghole

>>9308125
What is this crap?

>>9308125
fun story, when i was a little kid i always wanted to collect those paint colour wheel things

anyway honestly my issue with this is lest the general concept and more "how the fuck do you expect this to be handled and read anywhere near as easily as a traditional menu"

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>>9308159
Faggy SF hipster bar who's gimmick is wacky menus. Pic related is another

>>9308159
A paint card wheel, it helps you pick what colour paint you want

>>9308160
It's a trendy menu you uncultured normie.

>>9308162
>>9308159
>>9308125
You fags should feel so right at home now

>>9308125
I'll have some Purple, Mauve, and some Mikado. Also I'd like as much red as you can stuff in a pitcher.

>>9308125
With that much shit on the menu it's bound to be reheated crap.
I take my money somewhere else.

>>9308125
I order the panettone, I guess.

>>9308213
That's the drinks menu, dum-dum.

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I laugh in his face and go to a normal bar.

>>9308153
>whisky sour
I like your style.

>>9308125
Go to the bathroom and pee on the toilet paper, then leave.

>>9308598

in the thumbnail that pic looks like a man licking dick

am i still banned?

>>9308618
I've seen the whole image before, he's actually bending around trying to lick his own dick.

Ask for a Rusty Nail or Old Pal instead.

>>9308149
You must be 18 years of age or older to use this website.

I guess this means I'm the only one who thinks this is a pretty cool menu concept. I think a very good idea would have been a Pantone-inspired food menu, where the swatches represent dishes that you coordinate into an aesthetically balanced meal.

>>9308797
lol

>>9308831
Honestly I'd be open to trying out the gimmick at least once.

>>9308125
"I'll have a beer. Neat, with a lemon twist"

>>9308125
Tell him to recommend me something based on my taste, bar tenders like to be helpful

>>9308898
>beer
>neat
solid kek

>>9308639
no, but you may be soon

>>9308989
:(

>>9308125
steal the menu and leave without ordering

>>9308898
i got that meem

>>9308125
"Could I have a normal menu stephON"

>>9308125
wonder why the fuck I'm in a hipster san francisco bar

>>9308125
yeah i'll take a plate of used HIV positive condoms, please

I would order the red one and flirt with the waiter throughout the meal. When the check comes I'll write my number on it. I'll wait a few days in anticipation before he finally texts me. We would text every day, I would ask him about his work and his life. Eventually we would meet up to go bowling, eat ice cream, and star gaze. One day as we leave a small cafe during the sunset he'll gaze into my eyes and kiss me, and I'll kiss him back. We'll see each other every day. Eventually I'll meet his parents and he'll meet mine. Soon I'll start to live with him. One day as he's making us dinner he pops the question. I'll say yes. We'll get married in the June and honeymoon in Sicily. I'll feel sick one day and go to the hospital. It's our first child. After 9 months we finally have a son. We have 3 more children, we save and sacrifice but we eventually send them all to college. Now it's just me and the waiter on the patio, gazing at the sunset in our old age. He tells me he loves me and I say I love him too. He asks me if I would have done anything different. I would say he shouldn't have worked at a gay faggot restaurant and that I want real fucking food.

>>9308898
>>9309053
I too was there for that thread and thus understood the context for the comment.

Implying i would ever go to a hipster bar in the first place.

Also, what fucking bar has a waiter?

>>9308125
Ask him to add a shot of black in the white paint, so he knows I'm a professional, and go paint my house.

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>>9309568

>>9308125
Why in the living hell would I be eating in that overpriced shithole anyways?