Let's find the most pretentious and nonsensical name for

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>>9301853
>seviche

>>9301853
>pasta
Its noodles.

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>>9302074
That depends, anon.

Grande soy pumpkin spice avocado latte

>>9302074
>couscous is a type of noodle

>>9302113
How do you add avocado to a latte?

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>>9302085
are these pasta

>>9302179
very carefully

Anything with reduction.

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>>9301877
>Family reunion
>There's only seviche and crackers

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>>9302745
._.

>>9301853
>carpaccio
>ceviche

Let's face it carpaccio is basically ceviche on toast. Deconstructed carpaccio would just be serving the fish beside the bread which is how it is usually presented anyway. Try harder.

>>9301853

deconstructing the cod is bad enough, but stealing its bread to serve with it is just cruel.

>>9302740
No, those are extruded puffed grain snacks.

>Sunday gravy
Stupid east coast noodle niggers

>>9302179
puree, deglaze, reduce, then emulsify

>>9301853
>t. flyover