Hi, I still live with my mom and go to college. For the last

>>9297137
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL435B8F0CB00AF764

>>9297143
>eating fast food

does keanu pay for awkward public photos? whats up with him? he seems more unhinged than Shaia lebouf

bring a lunch box
put your mumma's food in it

>>9297143
Thanks m8

>>9297148
He's just really weird. Isn't there a story like he didn't get any money for Matrix and gave everything to poor people?

>>9297157
Of course I'm going to do that, but sometimes I probably won't have time to use the microwave, or there won't be any momma's food left.

>>9297145
kek

>>9297167
He always looks depressed as fuck because his life is actually really depressing, rich actor shit aside. His sister has been dying slowly of cancer for like 10 years and there isn't shit he can do about it. His kid was stillborn and the girlfriend he was going to have the kid with died like right after in a car crash. Stalkers keep breaking into his house, and to top it all off he's Canadian.

Do you not have access to an oven?

If you do, bake bread. Just eat bread for a while, it's cheap and filling even though you'll eventually need other supplemental foods. You'll find out what your body craves when you get to that point though, it'll mostly be fruit and meat.

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>>9298107
I think she already died. Here he is with his sister in happier times. Contrast this with op image after she died. It's like he's just twiddling his thumbs on earth, with nothing to do now that she's moved on to the next world.

>>9298127
>How to be fat and unhealthy

>>9298107
Should really be a lesson that "rich and famous" doesn't mean shit in terms of quality of life. But of course you'll never convince anyone of that because, "I'm muh different, muh!"

>>9298342
Quit inserting your communist drivel into a post about poor Keanu

>>9298342
I have no desire to be famous. Just rich. My stress levels went down a lot when I went from mid 5 figures to low six figures. They'd go down a hell of a lot more if my income went up to, say, low seven figures annually, all else being equal.

The myth that getting money will ruin your life unless you're a special old money aristocrat... think about who might be behind myths like that, and why they might want you to believe that

>>9298342
>being a communist

money doesn't make you happy, money makes horrible life situations like debt, less of a thing to worry about

it just makes some of the day to day things flow smoothly

idk, try chicken salad or instant ramen, i eat that on school

>>9297137
Get a rice cooker. Make simple rice dishes and soups.

>>9298342
Yeah it really sucks not having to live paycheck to paycheck, or be afraid that a random illness or accident that may land you in the hospital will leave you forever in debt or homeless

>>9298362
This.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can sure as shit reduce your stress.

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>>9298356
>>9298362
>>9298407
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>>9298573

Yeah, he looks like his quality of life is right up there! What a poster child! Who do you want to throw up next, Tiger Woods?

As I said, everyone thinks, "I'm muh different. Mo' money, muh, mo' happy. Ima gonna..." Follow Mammon, I don't give a rat's ass, but when you're 50 and look in the mirror you'll want to puke.

You can't be happy when you're poor? You'll never be happy when you're rich.

>>9298722
((((((You)))))))

>>9298722
What part of
>Money can't buy you happiness
was unclear?

Keanu's miserable because of things that would make anyone miserable. Things money can't overcome.

But other things, like being able to feed one's children, pay one's rent, take the person you love someplace nice, or cover your time in hospital... Money CAN buy those. And it's fucking helpful for them.

>>9298509
A R S E N I C

>>9298722
thumbnail looked like furry porn

>>9298782
It's fucking wikipedia, idiot.