I'm a truck driver so my culinary choices are limited, but

>>9295928

shit up some snacks mate, get some puff pastry, fill with carrots and noodle and boil in stock pot water because it just tastes better

>>9295928
Pilot roller Tamales

>>9295937
Rolled tamales are so bad. If i get anything off the roller its a breakfast tornado. And i know damn well how long that supreme burrito tornado has been there at 4pm.

>>9295928

what happens when you are in the middle of Iowa or Pennsylvania or some BFE state and have to explosive shit from all that trash you eat? do those things have shitters in em?

(speaking specficially when the next exit is 40+ miles away)

>>9296077
I can hold exlposive shits for about an hour, although i have been close. I have a bucket for emergencies but have yet to shit in it, its trash bucket.

Pensylvania has some stretches, but nothing compared to montana, wyoming, ect. But in wyoming i would just shit on the side of the road.

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>>9296086

>But in wyoming i would just shit on the side of the road.

>>9295928
How many prostitutes you killed?

>>9296097
Lot lizards are a thing of the past. Although if you use the pilot/loves/ta wifi to book an escort you could probably still dump them.

Im cheap porn is free. I save my get out of jail free karma for the scales. I was 5k over on my tandems 3 months ago and got a warning ;^)

>>9296104

>5k over on my tandems

what does this mean / how bad is that actually?

>>9295928

mate, you cannot beat the flying J hotbar.

The fuck you cooking/smelling up your sleeper berth for when you could be eating that mac and cheese????????

>>9296104

>lot lizards are a thing of the past

you have clearly never been to the south atlanta pilot

>>9296127
Flying j has excelent breakfast sandwiches, pizza, and tendies. But what truck stop you at that has mac n cheese? And can i get a dedicated route?

>>9296122
Tandems are the trailer axles. You can legally put 34k on them. 4k over is a huge fine.