Ok can anyone help me find the YouTube channel of the middle-aged British woman who posted a video of herself cooking a pizza that looked like this?
Also this thread can just be about her
>>9292101
Kay's good cooking?
>>9292109
Yes, thank you!
I wanted to show my friends her masterpiece lmfao
>>9292109
this channel is triggering me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Eeoqho-8k
a stir fry with mince, what is this peasantry !
>>9292428
Disgusting. But I'm not surprised, since this is a video of Authentic English cuisine
This woman is about as stupid as Jack, except she exhibits a complete aversion to learning or trying anything new. She usually just reads from a list of ingredients, or if you're lucky, a vague description based on hearsay, and improvises the dish based on that. Often she doesn't even look beyond the name, for instance the video where she tries to cook a "bean burger" by mixing tinned baked beans with pre-cooked (boiled) ground beef, assuming it would form a patty.
Phenomenal levels of sheer stupidity. She's the only cook who can match Jack.
>>9292889
>what's wrong with stir frying mince
Nothing I suppose; it's a key step in making many authentic Chinese dishes like mapo tofu.
This particular video though? All sorts of fucked up:
-she fucking boiled the mince before "stir frying"
-her manual dexterity is toddler level.
-Wok on an electric stove? useless.
-Wok is far too small for the size of the meal she's making
-her heat level is far too low; there's no actual stir-frying going on here. Zero wok hei.
-there appears to be no seasoning of any kind.
While the concept of stir frying mince might have some uses, that particular example is 100% fail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCNTnP6ZRP8
>how to make cereal
every single time she makes a dish involving ground beef, she boils it first. her meatloaf consisted of a pile of boiled-for-an-hour beef, with bread crumbs on top, baked in the oven.
>>9292101
I like your drawing OP.
>>9293035
That description made the bile in my throat rise
>>9292915
>She's the only cook who can match Jack.
What about Simply Sara?
Thank you for showing me this channel, /ck/. I want to die now.
Meatballs, this is one of her most horrifying recipes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk
>>9293035
Is that a british thing or a stupid thing?
>>9293972
oi mate, it's a british thing, we havta boil our meat evr since we often have bse in our beef
>>9293878
I saw this a while ago, I thought it was a joke.
>>9293858
>talking shit about simply sara
bite your tounge, anon
>>9293993
Wow, I learned this in the 80s, but boiling doesn't kill a prion.
Read about it and be afraid. I'm not sure an autoclave can kill a prion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion
JUST
AY PEYPO
>>9292428
>5k views for cup of soup and cheese on toast vid