Alright, /ck/. How the hell do I cook this guy? I was thinking

nnooooo

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>>9291255
Fuck you edgelord.

>>9291255
>no gutting

I know you're not even serious, but have you even ever dressed an animal you utter faggot?

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I thought maybe I could use the head in a miniature dog-head barbacoa. Thoughts?

>>9291288
Show a skinned dog or shut the fuck up.

Get a bigger dog. That one's not gonna feed you for long

If u touch that qt doggo ill find you and eat u boiled in a chink party

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I'd shave it first so it thinks it's getting a bath, then snap the neck and proceed to breaking down the legs and gutting. Remove the head and sell it to someone in Africa. Season and roast and serve over basmati rice.

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>>9293213
>breaking down the legs and gutting

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>>9293234
Ball joints man...just get in there and pop it out. Easy stuff.

>>9291255
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>9293253
Kill, bleed, gut, skin, butcher.
I think you need to look up more butchery basics first there newfriend, you're going at this all backwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uayRQCEyS0

Also maybe don't eat the liver to avoid hypervitaminosis A.

>>9291255
your dog looks like fun, would play rough with

invite a friend over and spit roast him. then cook him

>>9294439
>would play ruff with

Corgis are loyal and affectionate companions and are not for eating.