This guy angrily walks into your house and begins demanding food.

>>9290929
a bowl of eggs

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This is my one and only chance to impress and get noticed by the culinary elite. I'm pulling out the big guns.

Something from your native England, Chef!

>>9290929
This is America, I'll just shoot him with my Deagle and be done with it.

>>9290929
All I ever stock are instant yakisoba bowls and steel reserve. I am very fucking poor

>>9290929
Microwaved leftover pizza.

>>9290987
>instant yakisoba
Excellent taste my fri-
>Steel Reserve
Eh, guess nobody's perfect.

>>9290956
>America
>Jew Gun

Checks out

>>9290929
instant coffee and some plain artisanal oatmeal

>>9290956
Castle Doctrine. This post is /k/ approved.

>>9290936
>these eggs, did you lay them yourself?
>No, chef.
>Fucking hell..

>>9290929
Cum brownies

marmito on buttered breado hehehehehe

Fettuccine Alfredo except instead of cheese in the sauce I use a mixture of Ped Egg shavings and finely ground glass shards.

Bone Appa Teet!

>>9291066
I'd eat that

>>9290929
A mouth full of lead.
Da fuck you doin bustin into someones house yellin about shit bein raw?

>>9290929
Homemade icecream, fresh frozen.

>>9291020
>"deagle"
>/k/ approved

like hell it is

>>9290929
give him an uncooked steak and then scream "jamie oliver is best chef" then run

Toss a few frozen dinners into the microwave or maybe some Kraft Mac and Cheese

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get the fries

A sausage roll.

>>9290929

>Ramsay knocks on the door
>you open it
>hes bouncing around left and right not maintaining eye contact
>frequently smacking the back of his hand into the palm of his other hand
>his hair bouncing around each time he nods in your direction while speaking
>he occasionally leans in close to wispier something in your ear
>while you respond to him he pulls his shirt tight on each side near his hips and mumbles insults while looking to his side
>squinting and rubbing his eyes

I feed him MRE's.

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Cockmeat sandwitch

>>9290929
I'd serve him some fresh justice, a punch in the stomach
get out of my house

>>9291520
/k/ is one person. I'm that person. I approved it. But yeah, deagles are gay.

>>9291061
This is a /k/ thread

a bottle of Worcestershire sauce

Steamed hams

>>9290929
I'd ask him to cook for me instead