i had some chicken that had a little bit of pink in the middle

>>9290511
You're already dead anon, this is purgatory..

>>9290515
I wanna die and angels give me a second chance to take over rich white dudes like that Chris Rock movie.

>>9290511
If it was that pink do yourself a favor and go puke it up now

>>9290511
humans beans are tougher than that mate, you will only feel queasy for like 1 to 2 hours

>>9290511
10... 9... 8... 7...

You got two weeks.

You're already dead, m8

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>>9291963

Drink a shot of everclear. That shit will kill any bacteria in you.

>>9291998
>everclear
that will also kill the good bacteria that fights infection and the salmonella will grow even quicker in the gut. it's like trying to kill a tooth infection with hydrogen peroxide, you wake up with strep throat the next day.

>>9291997
N-NANI?

>>9290511
You're supposed to eat chicken medium rare though, it's too dry otherwise

Just start out with small pieces to build your immunity to larger pieces

>>9292007
I'm an alcoholic, i disagree with this statement.

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>mfw I cook the chicken to 135F

Why do people act like undercooked food is akin to arsenic? Eating undercooked chicken is not like an instant death sentence. 99% of the time you'll be fine, so just don't make a habit of it. Its that 1% that fucks you over and sends you to the hospital. You people act like every single piece of raw meat is infected.

depends how fresh the chicken is how fine you will be

>>9290511
Christ that's fucking disgusting

smoke a cigarette to killed the bad bacteria in yur gut

lol at all the uncultured plebs ITT. Rare chicken is the way to go.

Let me guess: You'd rather it be a dry piece of cardboard, oh sorry, I meant, "well-done".

>>9293836
Sousvide.jpg

>>9290511
Go get some wet wipes and good quality toilet paper while you still have a chance.

>>9296927
Worked for me after I eat some poisoned apple skins.

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>Be me
>Be 18, living alone for the first time in my life
>Try to cook chicken for the first time in an oven
>Wings, looks crispy
>Take a bite
>Raw af on the inside
>Swallow
>Stop and think what I have just done
"Fuck it"
>Finish the rest of the wings
>Delicious
Still alive, never got sick
>mfw

>>9298456
Sleep tight porker

>>9290511
Do you have the immune system of a bubble boy like everyone else in this thread? I've eaten raw eggs daily. It was a popular way to get quick protein in before everyone became a whining pussy.