Let me tell you about yeast. You need to cultivate the strongest

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Let me tell you about yeast.
You need to cultivate the strongest yeast for your bread. To do this you must make love to the dough in various ways
first you must make a sponge which is gooey and warm (do not stick your dick in it) this will cultivate your yeast farm. make sure there is enough food in the batter, you can use eggs sugar or honey with butter milk or milk to strengthen the yeast be careful not to add to much and to balance it out with water so the dough remains light
you will let this cultivate for an hour

the next step is to slowly add flour until the sponge is a ball of soft dough
now you will put this in the fridge
only the strongest yeast will suffice for your bread so it may also eat his deceased comrades so they are more powerful. Let this sit in the fridge to defrost so you can unleash your monster to inflate over your counter

I don't know what you're making but with these steps you will have the strongest bread