Post your country's traditional breakfast. This is known

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this is what we call 'meatloaf' over here in the good ol' USA. love chowing down with my broskis and inking a few cold ones by the lake.

>>9284369
> no chips
That's not a full English

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This is what you eat when you've got a free world to lead.

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This is nasi lemak. If you heard the literal translation i dont think you want to eat this. Its actually bretty nice desu.

>>9284391
Sleep tight lamber

>>9284391
U M A

>>9284453
I had this before and it looked exactly like your pic
6/10

>>9284437
This whole image is incredible sad.

>>9284453
I like this it's pretty good

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>>9284437
god that looks good

>when you went to a waffle house and an ihop in the US and know you won't have the experience again for years because British breakfast food is shit-tier

>>9284525
you dont belong on this board if you think that dry ass, holiday-inn-buffet-just-before-breakfast-is-about-to-finish tier 'breakfast' looks good

>>9284528
for me, it's the mcchicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

>>9284437
Do Americans really eat this?

>>9284548
Sadly, yes

More than they should, actually

>>9284453
>Greasy rice
Why would that put me off?

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This is a classic Italian Breakfast. it's called 'Cardonara' (it's means tagliatelle with bacon, eggs and cream cheese) When you're leading the world's cuisine you may as well start the day with some fine-dining.

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>>9284391

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>>9284369
I disagree

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finland
porridge

>>9284548
You live in America, you're only larping as a yoro. You tell me.

>>9284918
>only 3 slices of toast

>>9284437

That looks like airline food, on the ground. Don't ever post something like this ever again.

>>9284918
what does black pudding taste like? I make similar breakfasts but I've never even seen that stuff in store. Canada.

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A traditional turkish breakfast

>>9284918
nice beans, everything else can go in the trash.

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>>9285045
>>9284749
>>9284548
>>9284528
lighten up. Diner food is delicious and comfy

>>9285047
also what is the meat under the black pudding? and on the opposite side of the plate, what are those little meat disks?

>>9284391
>>9284474
>>9284883

it's always bothered me that 4chan is full of tryhard males but they also react really badly to weird foods. how does that reconcile? when i was a teenager i would eat anything and i'm better for it

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tfw no traditional breakfast

>>9285055
looks like it could be liver

>>9285059
it was a joke fucking hell

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German breakfast

>>9284792
lol wtf

>>9285055

britfag here and i'm not sure. possibly lorne sausage and white pudding

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uma delicia

>>9285095
Is it Easter every morning in Germany?

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ausfag reporting in
we call this the breakyroo

>>9285052
those beans are straight from a can you pleb

>>9284437
>lol! scoot ur bacon over to my side for the pic!!!!!!!

great work

>>9284792
Do Americans really eat this?

>>9284792
kekkles

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>>9284369
These are known as 'Barnsley oysters' in the UK. They were traditionally served as breakfast for yorkshire coal miners finishing a night shift

>>9284923
>not cold toast

>>9285059
>how does that reconcile

Anonymity is how it reconciles.

>>9285047
If it tastes anything like morcilla (spanish black sausuage) or sun dae (korean black sausage) then delicious

>>9284437
Is that really their food now? The last time I had Waffle House was like 3 years ago, and I got almost the exact same order and it looked miles better. The chocolate chips were even cooked into the waffle instead of just thrown on afterwards too. This looks disgusting

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>love breakfast
>never have time to make it except on weekends

>>9285382
Eating a full breakfast everyday would be very unhealthy in most cases. It's comfort food that should be enjoyed once or twice a week

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This is a traditional Jamaican Breakfast.

>>9285198
>eggs
>meat
too rich for yorkshiremen

>>9284760
No. Nasi mean rice lemak mean fat.so put that together you have fat rice/rice fat.

>>9285402
Bless up di island

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Repost from another thread.

I'm American but my mom is Tamil and made traditional South Indian breakfast almost everyday growing up.

Pic related, dosa, idli, chutney, sambar. Even though it was all vegetarian it was delicious as fuck.

>>9285047
The black pudding I had tasted like really salty and metallic meatloaf. Would not recommend.

> t. american

>>9285047
brit here, i always insist on having black pudding with my full englishes whenever possible, i think it tastes great
it's got a sort of half grainy half crumbly texture and is very dense/filling. In terms of flavour, it's mostly quite savoury, with a hint of both saltiness and sweetness, and it's very distinctive and rich. With a normal full english "with the works" i could never eat more than two disks of it in the same way i wouldn't want to drink honey. Not to say it's sickly, but it works as a sort of "side" food to go with the rest of the ingredients.

>>9285059
You're getting your panties compressed into a black hole over two meme references.

How do Americans prefer their salad?

>>9285920
microwaved

>>9285920
As a pizza.

>>9285920
Deep fried

>>9285920
Typically order a Chef Salad because just veggies is rabbit food-tier

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>>9284453
Fuck. I was two weeks in Malaysia, and every morning I was forced to subsist on nothing but coconut rice, served with anchovy hot chile sauce, fried anchovies, fried peanuts, sliced cucumber, tomato, and hard-boiled egg.
I came close to madness trying to find it here in Estonia, but they just can’t get the spices right!

>>9285920
Tossed.

>>9284792
that is not how pasta carBonara looks like or is made.

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Swedish traditional breakfast "cummies". Here pictured is a vintage "for her" and "for him" version.

>>9285920
Greek

>>9288197
As a Dane, I'm curious what this is.
Like sweet yoghurt?

>>9285048
>>9285095
>>9285668
>>9285402
looks tasty

>>9285140
>breakyroo
jesus christ

>>9285052
>Virgin detected

>>9285048

hnnngggggg

>>9288214
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filmj%C3%B6lk
>Filmjölk is similar to cultured buttermilk or kefir in consistency and has a mild and slightly acidic taste.
>in Lithuania it is called rūgpienis

>>9288296
Starbucks and cock? Sounds about right

>>9284792
triggered/10
made me reply

>>9288296
What the fuck is that

>>9288376
Where does the meme of serving anything in a jar come from? The homeless?

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>>9288376

>>9284493


>>9284369
>>>9284453
>I like this it's pretty good


>>9285402
Yum

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>>9288366
geoduck (gooey-duck), the world's most phallic clam

>>9285095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZQkrHtJbZ0

>>9285052
>

>>9285402
is that fried pineapple?

>>9290147
It's Ackee&Saltfish, Callaloo, Fried Dumplin, Roast Breadfruit, Plantain and fruits on the upper left.

>>9284918
Looks like too much food but otherwise I'm not mad about it, whatever you wanna call it.
>>9285920
I like mostly spinach and shredded cabbage with some oil, vinegar, black and red pepper and maybe some grape tomatoes or mushroom. If I'm being honest I'd much prefer too much Caesar on romaine and some parmesean cheese, but posturing.

>>9285059
>virtue signaling

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This is a traditional Australian breakfast. A Meat Pie "Maggot bag", and Ice cold VB.

>>9285048
Gee Bill, five types of cheese?

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Pretty boring desu

>>9290525
For the low price of $22

>>9290558
looks fucking delicious

>>9285198
Looks bretty gud

We have a shit ton of varieties, but it is all based on eggs, corn tortillas (Flour Fags must be gassed) and salsa. They may be scrambles, served with beans or meat.
Also, café de la olla

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>>9290870
Posting a pic might have being a good idea

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Tapsilog. Brings back memories of breakfast at my grandparents' place. The fried rice is intense on the garlic, they would substitute bacon instead of the beef tapa pretty often, and serve with hot chocolate to drink.

>>9285047
It tastes like sage and onion stuffing except meaty, absolutely gorgeous.

>>9291031
read this in a scottish accennt in my head

>>9285048
Those sausages look so good

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Biscuits n gravy. Breakfast of Champions (Americans)

>>9285059
>Implying you're over 14

>>9291927
what are those lumps in the sauce?

>>9292001

Some kind of sausage.

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Only thing missing is a glass of milk.

>>9285095
>Hunks of meat, bread, cheese
>Raw oatmeal
>Unwashed raw vegetables
What a primitive land.

>>9291927
That may be the first picture of american biscuits with "gravy", that actually looked appetizing to me.

>>9285920
With grilled chicken, croutons, cheese, and ranch lmao

>>9291927
This is good except it becomes a brick in your GI tract soon after consumption. It should be a side, not a main course

>>9285047

It has a dense cake like texture with crispy exterior if you fry it. The taste is like a rich meaty flavour mixed with bread.

>>9285140
Fuck me,that looks fucking bloody delicious.

>>9285382
i feel your pain.

>>9284525
confirmed for shit taste in every way

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I really miss being able to cook myself a massive breakfast. This was the last one I got to do before I joined the military.

>>9284437
Why didn't you get the browns all the way?

>>9291927
This is the best breakfast I have ever had. A full English breakfast came second though. Black pudding is great.

>>9290293

how is that virtue signalling?

>>9292001
Sausage, baby.

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Canada
Poutine

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+1

>>9285394
>t. manlette

>>9284792
Pasta for breakfast? What won't they think of next!

>>9284437
That pot of jelly is looking suspiciously like a plant, you pinko.

>>9294637
That's not 'real' Poutine though...thats Poutine with additional pork...
>>9294643
McDonalds Poutine? Well...not much better that the post above yours desu...at least it's Poutine...sorta...

>>9285198
Eeeeeeh that looks reyt nice

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>>9285920
>yuropeen eats salad
stay pleb

>>9292130
>refers to slices of meat and cheese as hunks
>rolls = hunk of bread
oh kay

>>9294637
was that before or after the canuck vomited it back up?

>>9284437
>tfw closest Waffle House is an hour away

This was my go to study spot in college. I kept weird hours so I'd go there at like 2am on a weekday and study/drink coffee for hours. Usually I was the only one there. Pretty cozy.

>>9285402
My dad rented a villa in Jamaica for a week with a full time cook/"butler"/guard/etc.

Definitely some of the best food I've had. The chef was clearly legit in general but the food (fruit in particular) tasted about as fresh as I've ever had.

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Belgium.

>>9285198
Your mums known as the Barnsley oyster, the spunk guzzling lard arse.

>>9285671
>Metallic
This is not black pudding.

>>9290706
No that was the revenue from ticket sales.
>silly rules Rugby, wearing a vest, on a cricket field whilst donning a mullet.

>>9291031
That's haggis you daft cunt.

>>9291927
>Scone carbonara

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>>9285052
Is this you, all grown up?

>>9284548
OBSESSED

>>9285059
I hope you die tomorrow

>>9285668
Id love paper dosa, garalu and idli right about now
I'm American as well but have Indian grandparents on my mom's side.
My grandmother is getting old but she still cooks the staples.

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>>9285198

Extra lard with your grease pudding lad?

>>9288396

It's a traditional English Lard Jar, it's the most efficient method of getting grease into the system quickly.

British cuisine is entirely based upon grease consumption. Lard is the national dish.

>>9290558

Best in thread.

>>9284437
>eggs
an attempt at a scramble. Ruined, absolutely no taste or texture left. They've just become a medium to deliver ketchup.
>Toast
zero taste white bread. Strawberry jam? not actually, just a processed food approximation.
>Hashbrowns
suspiciously shaped, there's a possibility that this was pre-cooked and frozen, and simply re-heated. The process has destroyed whatever tastes that were imparted in the original browning.
>Bacon
Ah, the good old destroyed American palate. Bacon is delicious, but so powerfully so that it really should not be served on its own. Bacon itself does not have substantive volume, and gains no benefit of being served on its own, compared to being served in something like a Pasta Carbonara.
>Zero pulp "orange juice".
Oranges, originally, pulped. Run through a bleaching and de-odorizing process which removes the color and smell. Then artificial coloring and odor is re-added to give the appearance of Orange juice. Then it was watered down and sugar was added while all physical pulp was removed. The great lies of agribusiness.
>Chocolate chip on waffles
I just.
I just give up at this point.

>>9284918
fellow ausfag here

noice

would be a 10/10 with waffles

>>9290873
Those huevos rancheros look lame

>>9285512
Right after my mother died, and my father tried his hand at cooking while in deep depression, he also made a lot of meals that could only be called fatty/greasy rice.

>>9296191
That's actually really depressing anon. Is it good tho?

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>>9284369
It best translates to "breakfastcake" but nobody really eats it as sole breakfast, usually it's more a snack. It's good though, especially with some butter.

It's typical dutch, although the belgians eat it too I believe.

>>9296213
No, it was terrible. The only time in my life, when I have refused to eat a homecooked meal.

I am sure the fat rice, that is a real dish is better, though.

Basically my father just bought cheap fatty meat on sticks, that are low quality even for grilling, then dumped the meat and whatever cooked out of them over a giant bowl of rice.

>>9284437
>American "bacon"
>burnt waffle
>overcooked eggs
>limp toast
>flaccid pancake

Wew

>>9284437
Fucking false-flagging yuros I swer

>>9296220
That fuckin sad anon.

>>9284525
British breakfasts are some of the best quality in the world dumbass.Their eggs, bacon, and sausages are all better than the americans; maybe only the central European countries have better sausages.

British food has haggis, black pudding, fried bread, and of course baked beans potentially on its breakfast plate as well

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Traditional Israeli breakfast. Still served that way at some cafes, small hotels and inns. Sometimes they replace traditional eggs with shakshuka, local dish made with tomatoes and eggs.

>>9284918
Wherever that was cooked, they need to clean their grill, pans, and oil; look at all that carbonized crap everywhere.

>>9295190
Hahahahaha

>>9296250
>no bacon

Jews can't into breakfast

>>9284369
Traditional Ethiopian Breakfast

>>9296258
As a rule, jews don't eat meat at breakfast.

>>9296278
You forgot the picture?

>>9296284
>>9296278
No I'm pretty sure that's what they eat in ethiopia

>>9296278
Last time I heard this joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

>>9290170
I am unable to match any of the things you just said to any of the items in the pic and I'm enjoying the bewilderment.

>>9295632
Are you being payed to write pretentious reviews about low tier diner food? Hopefully you're not merely the pompous, tryhard cunt you come across as.
If so you need to take a lesson from
>>9296242

>>9284437
>not getting a patty melt with onions, extra pickles and slathered in mayo
>not ordering double hash browns with chili

Just end your misery now.

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>>9288262
Heh...pienis....

>>9284369
>The madman did it

Next will you just do a fried egg? Or just toast? running out of things to cut

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Spain here. Pan con Tomate. Grated tomato with olive oil and salt. Yes, this is breakfast. And it's absolutely delicious (Chocolate con Churros is also technically breakfast, but it's usually one of those things you save for a special Sunday morning).

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>>9296304
Absolutely false, ethiopians have injera and a variety of breakfast beans.

>>9296476
This looks like Yemenite Jschnun, pictured to the left

>>9284918
Fucking beans for breakfast always piqued my curiosity. The fart game gotta be the off da hook over in BritFagLand.

>>9296250
>No sausage
>No bacon
>No black pudding

>>9296697
>No cholesterol

>>9296805
>implying cholesterol is inherently bad

>>9291927
>"""biscuits""" and """gravy"""
>it's just scones covered in puke

>>9285140

>we call this breakyroo

No we fuck off do not

And we dont generally eat it with that dough base

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>>9298576
>it's just scones covered in puke

Next sunday morning please puke in my mouth. Better yet, I promise to do a biscuit and gravy from scratch, biscuits included, though I'll probably use crisco and butter for the biscuits instead of lard because the wife is autistic about lard.

Lest you think it's a false promise, I vowed I would make an omelette in a stainless pan to btfo of screaming teflon autists and did it (pic related).

>>9296574
if you eat beans on the reg it doesn't do that any more.

>>9292020
>flavoring your oats
monster

>>9285047
fellow leaf here

it might go by "boudin" in your grocery store. I can find it just about anywhere in 613 and 705. It's breddy good if you like offal flavours/textures and herbs (French herbs like tarragon, thyme, and rosemary)

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>>9299347
Lived in Louisiana for a time. Boudin is nothing like black pudding..

>>9296250
Where is the fresh squeezed glass of Palestinian tears? Daily supply of salt mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>9299483
Boudin looks like this in Northern Ontario and Quebec, my man

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>>9299588
>tfw forgot image

>>9284369
Making this meme food right now just because I realized there was cheese on that bread and that sounded good. Seems like something that would be good and easy to make when I'm drunk and I see it way too often on here not to try it.

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im the one on the right

>>9299588
>>9299591
Oh damn.. Your version looks very black pudding-esque.. Do you age it? Or is it just a completely different ingredient set?

>>9299606
After making it I'd rather just have an egg and cheese sandwich. This is a fun way to switch it up I guess but it probably needs like a sauce or something to top it or else it's kinda pointless. Maybe using the egg toast as the bread for a sandwich would be nifty but the center would be a mess.

>>9284437
that's pretty pathetic
>white bread
>scrambled eggs
>waffle that thin
>chocolate chips just sprinkled on top

>>9285920
spinach
cherry tomatoes
sliced carrots
bell peppers
green olives
some croutons if they're good
light drizzle of ranch/1000 island

>>9292001
>>9292001
>>9292001
>sauce

>>9298576
>retards call fries chips
>retards call chips crisps
>retards call cookies biscuits
>retards have "sweet scones and savory scones"

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checkmate

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I'm not actually from Cuba but my parents are so this was my breakfast for most of my life.

>>9284548
Seriously? I'm tired of the
>do Americans do this
>or do Americans really eat this
>blah blah blah Americans doing this
YES FAGGOT, WE EAT WAFFLES AND HASHBROWNS FOR BREAKFEST SOMETIMES, YOU GUYS EAT BEANS AND FRIED SAUSAGE AND EVERYTHING FRIED IN BUTTER. Most of the English breakfasts I've seen are way more unhealthy than most common American breakfests

>>9298711
I eat baked beans and red beans and rice like 3-5 days a week and sometimes a week off and I still fart like a motherfucker on some days

>>9285394
>eating a full breakfast everyday would be unhealthy
Literally google benefits of breakfast everyday and stop being autistic

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>>9285402
>No salted fish in the calaloo
>dumplings look burnt as hell

SHAME

>>9298576

Don't ever call my American biscuits "scones" ever again you cunt.

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Argentina
Milk coffee and butter medialunas, coffee can be changed to mate.

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Couple steaming mugs of pic related for breakfast every morning

>>9302098
He means a full breakfast, i.e. eggs, bacon, toast, pancakes, hashbrowns every day. Nice reading comprehension

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This is a Cantonese Breakfast.

>>9299643

I grew up knowing blood sausage as boudin. It's similar to English blood sausage - it is made with pork blood, pork meat, and often offal. But it doesn't contain oats or rice like other blood sausages.

Popular spices/herbs include: nutmeg, cinnamon, corriander, ginger, tarragon, etc... I love it, but I know a lot of folks who would rather go without eating.

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>>9285140
>pita bread

absolutely fucking unaustralian, pajeet detected

pic related is a poorman's brekkie

>eggs on avo, vegemite toast, side of bacon

>>9284918

this is an actual australian breakfast although nobody in the thread seems to realise, it's a fact that we eat more meat per day than any other country

>>9302174
It's a scone.
>my "American" biscuit
Defeatist faggot.

>>9302081
I think you'll find that's more to do with all the anal sex.

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Vietnamese, usually eat Phở, with a different flavour each day. Sometimes smoked steak rice, too.

>>9302321
I don't bother will breakfast, waking up every morning and knowing the Falklands are British fills me up Till around dinner time.

>>9302851
Sucking cock doesn't count as eating meat and I'll think you'll find China eats the most meat.

>>9302898
Isn't it more of a lunch dish?

>>9302965
its an any time of day type dish, but there are those that east it for breakfast.

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>>9302965
In Vietnam, you can eat lunch and dinner for breakfast!

>>9303014
>Iced coffee
You live in basic bitch nation?

>>9303057
pretty sure thats thai iced tea.

>>9303065
Why do you say that? Does all iced coffee look like Thai coffee to you?

>>9303043
It's coffee, that coffee filter is usually what I see vietnamese drip coffee

>>9303043
I like to eat Banh Xeo whenever my mom made them

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>>9290558
Does croque madame not count as breakfast in France?

>>9303770
>Open faced sandwich
>Closed

>>9298671
>crisco and butter for the biscuits instead of lard because the wife is autistic about lard
In comparison to butter, lard has less saturated fats and more mono- and polyunsaturated fats, as well as no trans fats.

>>9284391
Wait is the brain still in there?
My grandad used to eat tthe brain as well :v

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>>9291927

>visiting cousin in Britain
>go to lunch
>order biscuits and gravy
>get this
>wtf?

>>9290928
>not having pineapples with your silog

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Costa Rica. But i only eat it when mom is home. Usually i only eat scrambled eggs with and some toasts

>>9295261
sides have left orbit

>>9304701
Unfunny and false.

>>9304734
>Good taste, salt on the pineapple though

Yeah not arguing this one, I need to do that

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https://9gag.com/gag/anKAdmb/finnish-breakfast

>>9285052
You can have the beans, I'll eat everything else.

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From Haiti. My grandma makes these really awesome cookies using the soil itself. It sounds weird but I think it has a pretty good umami flavor.

#allculturesareequal

>>9284437
>nothing to give flavour or variety to that stodgy rosti and toast apart from over-cooked scrambled eggs and side bacon

not a very good breakfast
would be greatly improved by any combination of fried tomatoes, fried onions, fried mushrooms or baked beans

>>9284918
>those unbalanced ingredient amounts
this looks more like a dumb american trying to impersonate a full english breakfast but make it "extreme" in some dumb hipster way.

>>9303770
no it does not.

>>9284453
ah yes ive seen this before doesnt it literally mean cow's menstrual discharge or something?

>>9285059
after youve finished dilating your neovagina you should continue rinsing out the sand you've clearly got stuck up there

>>9292130
>raw oatmeal
muesli is seriously underrated, if you have not already you should try it
pour yourself like half the amount of whatever sugary crap cereal you would eat normally however, it's more filling than it looks

>>9304856
inb4 "go back to /pol/"

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>>9284369
tacos

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>>9304856
UMAMI DELICIA

(pic from google more or less my daily breakfast)

>>9285198
I had to reverse image search this, and the site the photo's from suggests that "if you're adventurous" you could make your own yorkshires, so I pity them, but that is a pretty solid breakfast that I'm going to have to make some time. maybe drop some beans in there too.

>>9296280
what is salmon?...

>>9304959
nOW THIS IS A BREAKFAST BOYS! aLL THAT GOOD NUTRITION AND PROTEIN.

>>9295632
this. everything looks shit tier and cooked poorly, the waffle to me is particularly sad, followed closely that what I imagine to be insanely rubbery eggs

>>9302472
this looks awesome. are those chicken pies bot center? char siu bao are the best

>>9296574
Grew up on baked beans and never had this problem

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Ruispalat

>>9284918
Latvian here, damn does that look good
>>9284437
Just like what americans think is defined as freedom, this is simply laughable

>>9303770
Frogs don't eat any kind of meat for breakfast
Also yeah coffee/chocolate + juice + viennoiserie/bread + jam is the shit, sugary breakfast >>> salty breakfast

>>9288296
No real seattleite drinks Starbucks and who told you we eat gooey ducks for breakfast. We don't.

>>9304959
I'd eat this everyday at lunch

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I just got back from ten days in france

this is a traditional french breakfast, known as a "petit-dejeuner" (or "little lunch"), and its just a bunch of fucking bread.

granted, it's fantastic bread, really good croissants and pain au chocolat and slices of baguette, and you get butter and honey and jam, but you're fucking LUCKY if you see a single scrap of meat all morning.

>>9305948
(and that photo was taken at an inn run by a brit couple, which accounts for the cornflakes and melon)

>>9305948

Best breakfast on the mainland, or anywhere else for that matter!

>>9302942

Knowing the cost of supporting them makes me giggle.

>>9290558
literally all you need

>>9285920
dodged

>>9294790
Look like st-hubert and good poutines tend to be pretty trashy and are made by trashy places unless its a more expansive place like poutineville.

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>>9291927
Came here to post this. This IS the Breakfast of Champions ('murican South).

>>9303858
Wouldn't that give you prions?

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>>9306533
>that much gravy
If your going to have that much, don't have anything else on the plate. Do you like clogged arteries?

>>9306539
>Do you like clogged arteries?
Don't you?

>>9306543
At least don't eat it everyday if you want to live past 30.
Clogging your arteries is fun every now and then.

>>9306550
Shit, I probably only eat breakfast once or twice a week if not at all.

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Northeastern China here. Fried dough and tofu stew. Used to eat this all the time back at my grandparent's place and now I'm craving it.

>>9306612
>laoganma
>tofu stew instead of soy milk with sugar
>"northeastern china"
yeah ok cai, why don't you have some steamed carp too

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>>9306539
I'm sorry, I don't speak commie. It aint gravy, it's called freedom fuel and that's a small.

Nah seriously, I grew up in the South but have been abroad a good bit, and this still is the shit hands down. I only hit it maybe once a week though.

>>9306637
Man, I just pulled the picture up from a blog somewhere.

I actually like doufu nao better than soy milk. In the end it's personal preference.

>>9306666
Personally I've always preferred a steamed pork burrito in the morning. Sometimes the green onion comes on a little strong but damn if it isn't the chinese bacon sandwich.

>>9306708
smoked pork burrito*
come to think of it I can kinda just make one in my backyard
Maybe I will

>>9306638
I was in texas recently and had this for the first time and dear lord if it wasn't one of the highlights of the trip

>>9306741
I was born in San Antonio senpai. Biscuits and gravy should be an mre. Pass those fuckers out in hot war zones to the locals and see what happens.

>>9285107

I couldn't eat this because I feel like it's staring at me.

>>9306833
Scoop the eye out an put it in toast