I'm hungry for McDonalds. I'll have the; >Towering

A McGun so I can shoot myself

>>9279483
For meme it's the McChicken

>>9279491
McDonalds does not condone violence against others or oneself.

I used to get the ten piece nugget meal large, but im such a fucking mess of a man that I realized it doesnt fill me up. So I now get a six piece and a medium fry for half price when I go. Hitting rock bottom kinda sucks. At least I can only get better.

>>9279503
McDonalds recommends increasing your order size when you hit rock bottom. It'll make you feel better.

>>9279504
I tried that. Got 100 nuggets and 5 large fries [spoiler] and a diet coke [/spoiler] and just ate and ate but never got full. I pretty much cried myself to dehydration that night. It was rough. Oh well. Doing slightly better now at least.

Honestly, I'm trying to cut out a lot of shit from my diet. No more fast food, no more sugary drinks. If I must go to McDonalds though... get me a double quarter pounder with cheese meal with a Dr. Pepper.

I order a large fries and 2 hashbrowns since we have all day breakfast. I just really like potatoes.

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>>9279483
Ill have
>Short frumpy single hamburger plain
>Room temperature watery coke
>And some 3 hour old floppy fries

>>9279483
diabetes

>>9279483
Fuck McDonald's. I went yesterday and told me they don't accept cards only cash, so I had to go to the gas station to withdraw some money and by the time I got back to McD's they were already closed. Fucking waste my time. I went back and took a shit in front of the entrance and smeared it on the windows. You better get your minimum wage fucks to clean that in the morning you fucking garbage franchise. All I wanted was a large big mac meal with coke and they wouldn't even take my money.

>>9279483
I go a few times a month when nobody else is home to cook for or in the morning when I have shit to do. I just use the McDonald's app and get whatever sounds good. They have a lot of BOGO shit and some free stuff if you buy x. I'd recommend it if any of you fatties go very often.

I lost my job and was so poor I couldn't afford fast food anymore. After about 2 weeks I got a 2 for $5 chicken sandwich from BK, after I sold something online, and shit my brains out. Then the next day I got a filet o fish and some fries from McD's then proceeded to shit my brains out again. I'm convinced fast food is poison now. It's been 3 months since the shitting episode, and I'm tempted to go get a big Mac and see what happens.

>>9279491
>Mcshoot yourself

>>9279622
cool story bro
even mcdonalds in 3rd world south East Asian shitholes accepts card payment, which ghetto do you live in?

>>9279483
A supersized McDick so I can scarf it down to show everyone what a huge McFaggot I am.

>>9279497
>corporate shills pls go

I want a Big Mac. I'm craving one right now. The crisp fresh lettuce. The tangy pickle sauce. The onions and the all beef patties just combine into a combination you can't get anywhere else.

Add some fries and a ice cold Coke and you have yourself as they say in /tv/, a kino meal.

>>9279483
Diabeetus

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>>9279483
>buying a 2.50$ soda from a fast food place when you can just go get a 1$ soda at a store for the same size.

>getting a big mac when you can just get 2 mcdoubles for 2.25 and ask for some fry sauce
that is literally the big mac sauce

Like cmon, use your brain and save money.

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>>9279483
im a poorfag from a 3rd world country.

While other people has bigger dreams
mine is to eat this burger from MCdonalds

only tasted the cheapest one 4 years ago when my teacher told me to eat there for some school proyect.
I remember saying "well , give me the money then" and everyone started laughing knowing i was poor as fuck

>>9280954
>my teacher told me to eat there for some school project.
>thirdies education

>>9279483

I always get watered down coke from mcdonalds, it has no carbonation and no flavor. The big mac is also flavorless and the fries have no salt & taste like old grease.

Why the fuck would anyone waste their time there?

>>9280981
>american school lunches
>processed shit tier garbage
>parents unable to send their kid to school with a healthy packed lunch
>thirdies education

>>9279483
>Do you want anything from McDonalds?

There's an ultra-hot little Cambodian chick at the local McD's. I'd like to spend an hour or so with her. Is that an option?

>>9281007
how can a cambodian be ultra hot?

at best I can imagine that ethnicity being hot.

>>9280984
>watered down coke from mcdonalds
Their coke machine was probably just running out of syrup, that's what causes that. Super annoying, you need to complain and tell them.

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>>9279483
I'm surprised that Americans don't have the double big mac, other than the mcdouble, it's the only thing worth ordering to be honest.

>>9280981
yeah i know right
i remember the principal saying it was a dumb move , knowing there was 1 mcdonalds on a city next to mine.
So everyone as to make a long trip there , pay the burger and then pay another long trip back.

Some parents went there to talk shit about it , still that made me love mcdonalds since then

>>9281218
Each additional Patty is 60 cents here in America. I do it all the time. I wonder if other people do the same.

I recently moved from the city to a suburb with mixed zoning. lots of farms/ big lots.

I haven't gone to mcdonald since. gosh. I used to go every other day, even if its only for a coffee and a hash brown.

Can't believe it really. The city stresses you out in mild ways and you only have a couple of places to go to. Mine was mcd. Here, I go wherever the fuck I want.

Strangely enough, I feel it in my cats too. They're much more comfortable. They're cuddlier and curious about the great outdoors.

The city can really wear you down.

>>9279483
I'll take a filet o fish, no tartar sauce, add leaf lettuce; an apple pie and a small coffee, two cream two sugar.