Looks like rations are back on the menu boys! https://www.y

>>9274031
Nice!

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Best Steves are the vintage Vietnam MCI reviews.
Always a good cigarette smoke session, coffee and even an edible peanut butter sometimes.

>>9274031
I love how military guys can't cook for shit, confirming their retardation.

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Nice!

what is some essential steve viewing?

>>9274247
Steve with his oldest the o newest tbch

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>>9274031
Nice!

>>9274031
N.I.C.E.!

>>9274031
nice hiss

>>9274092
He looks like reviewbrah from an alternate timeline where he worked out and took care of himself.

Steve could become a poster boy and undo 50 years of anti-tobacco campaigning if he wanted.

>>9274247

The german scho-ko-lade one.

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>>9274031
>He will never look at you the way he looks at coffee instant #3
Why even live

Him smoking the cigs from these has made me relapse on like 3 separate occasions

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>Haters make fun of his California accent
>Haters don't know he's a seperatist

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>>9274247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkWM6mz_JVo
5 packs of perfect smokes when he expected none.
An entire can of Coffee Instant type 1.
Perfectly preserved canned bread.
It's hands down the best Steve video.

>>9274543
He's from Florida.

>>9274247
Anything russian

>>9274543
I live in Lakeland and have seen him irl. He's not that tall. Like 6'0". Nice guy. Seemed happy to meet a fan irl.

>>9274543
Nice.

>>9274031
fucking nice

>>9274031
Not saying he isn't both, but is he more /ck/, or /k/?

this guy is always just so excited about eating 30+ year old food I love it

basura

>>9274031

Nice!

https://youtu.be/1rQB11vo5xk

>>9274648
He was never in the military. And he's not a big guns guy. He is a food history buff though.

>>9274247
If you you are a casual Stever, just go through the uploads by most popular. Four fingers of death is pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YieLNwaI1uo&spfreload=10

>>9274031
I love this dude

but why is his channel so "just right" It's almost uncanny how enjoyable this stuff is, especially considering the concept

>>9274714
Enthusiasm is contagious, and Steve fucking loves what he does

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>tfw Steve's shakes are getting worse

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>>9274753
>"h-hey guys w-welcome b-back"
>"this i-is going t-to be our f-f-first look at a M-Mongolian 24 hour r-r-ration"
>"lets get t-this t-thing open"
>"I-I'm gonna try to k-keep the package intact"
>"s-s-sorry I'm s-shaking so m-much"
>cough
>cough
>"wow i-isnt that cool"
>"l-lets g-get this out onto a t-tray"
>video cuts to a new frame
>the food is mishappenly laid out on the tray
>"hah w-wow that t-took me longer than usual
>"l-lets try some of t-this rice
>Steve picks ups some rice with a spoon
>it all falls off before it reaches his mouth
>"w-well that d-didnt work"
>"it n-needed some f-fish sauce anyway"
>"I remember e-eating auth-thentic fish sauce f-from someone v-very close to m-me a long t-time ago"
>after a few minutes Steve manages to open the fish sauce packet but it spills everywhere
>"o-oh well that okay"
>Steve tries to pick up more rice
>after the third time he manages to eat it without spilling it
>"t-thats pretty g-"
>cough
>cough
>Steve enters a coughing fit that takes up the next several minutes of the video
>"I g-guess we'll h-have to cut this video s-short today"
>cough
>cough
>Steve starts coughing uncontrollably again
>"I guess i-its time to p-put m-m-me out onto a t-tray."
>the last video Steve ever uploads

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>>9274765
STOP NOW

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>>9274765
DELET

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>>9274804
>>9274796
Steve deleted.

>>9274753
what's wrong with him?

>>9274820
he works out before videos sometimes which causes the shakes; I think he even stated this in a video once.

>>9274820
Supposedly it's all the expired food he eats affecting him, I personally think it's just nicotine shakes

>>9274553
That was amazing. Never watched one of his videos before. Thanks for the link!

>>9274838
>nicotine shakes

This. He's obviously a smoker and going for a while in front of the camera is going to do a number if he can't get the good old nicotine rush. Coupled with the fact that his nervous system was damaged by botulism, you're going to see near Parkinsons levels of tremors. No biggie, it's part of his appeal.

his videos helped me start smoking again

>>9274910
He had an E.Coli infection, not botulism. I also think he said he only occasionally smokes ration cigarettes, and that he lifts before videos which explains the pump.

>>9274092
It's amazing how likeable Steve's face is. He's like a swole Jim Henson.

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>>9274967
He's something else.

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>>9274031
How can one man be so based?

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Why did Steve lose so many subscribers on the the 31st?

>>9274997
Fucking 11/10

>>9275609
everyone on youtube lost some.

Google deleting old/inactive accounts etc. Happens every 6-12ish months now.

>Steve will never whisper 'nice hiss' in your ear as he penetrates your asshole

>>9275813
But Steve has a Thai gf. Why would he do gay shit?

>>9275819
>>9275819
>tfw you will never be his Thai ladyboy.

His hands are shaky
Bladder full, arms are limpy
Mold on his sweater already
Type 1 coffee

>>9274430
Scho-ka-Kola

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>>9274753
I seriously hope its not drugs

>>9274820
the nazi rations cost home close to, or over a grand.

he said in one of his older videos (probably paraphrasing badly) "You spend that much money on some old food, from a crazy part of history, that you can only eat once, and tell me how bad YOU shake"

Lots (obviously not all) of these MREs are expensive as fuck, and actually part of history.
(thats why he opens the rare ones with razors)

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damn, I love Steve.

>>9276418
In this video >>9274553 he starts to shake like a paint mixer as he finds more stuff. He's just a man who loves his rations more than anybody can imagine. It's always nice to find a hobbyist channel who has a genuine love of what they do.

>>9274031

Nice

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>>9274997
im fucking dying

>>9274997
kek

>>9274617
Another /ck/ poster from Lakeland FL? small world.
Gives me hope to see him around. would be great.

>>9274553
How much coffee instant type 1 does he own by now?

quit smoking three years ago here. I have to skip the smoking parts. those sweet smoky cigarettes just look too good.

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post yfw first hiss of the day

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>>9277785

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>>9277449
Definitely don't watch the latest one. He has some vietnam newports, says they're the best he's ever had. Takes two drags over thirty seconds of silence, looking like he's reaching nirvana, or cumming

>>9274093
How are they supposed to cook in the field? Dumb Amerifat

He just posted a Vietnam pilot survival ration vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqUm1YXTxNc

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>>9277785

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such a comfy viewing experience.

Nice hiss

thoughts on the latest review?

>>9274031
I genuinely like this guy no homo

>>9278362
I genuinely like him full homo.

>>9278340
>oh, this cheese bar smells awful
>that means I have to eat it
what a chad

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>>9274816

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>latest video
>nice hiss within the first minute

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>tfw the chocolate fudge bar is edible

His music is pretty cool

>Oh wow this totally isn't edible
>take a bite anyway

I love this guy

>>9274031
Welp there goes my evening.

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>>9278981
>"If you ever come across one of these fudge bars"
>Fully expressed grab of the fudge bar from the plate to his mouth
>"Mrumph..yeah, definitely don't eat it because"
>Bringing it closer to his nose, inhaling deeply
>"It's definitely going to ruin your day"

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>all these Steve uploads recently
muh dick

>if we get this on to a tray it'd be looking pretty...
>*cuts*
>nice

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Not so nice.

>>9276339
Hes said before its just excitement from dealing with the mre's

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>>9279694

>>9279694
>the musical notes he edits in when he's tapping the spoon on the glass
Gets a chuckle out of me every time.

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>have work in the morning
>see this thread
>now have 5+ 30 minute steve videos queue'd up

I hope you're happy /ck/.

>>9277904
I've never smoked nicotine in my life yet I still wanted to burn one of those, how does he do it