Who makes the best licorice and why is hardware stores in small

>he calls anise-flavoured sugared jelly sticks 'licorice'
You're almost as bad as the Dutch and Scandies.
Try 100% pure licorice first before you can spout on about what "good licorice" is. I recommend Taboo brand.
Don't get me wrong, though: I also like anise-flavoured sugared jelly sticks. But it's not licorice, doesn't taste like licorice and doesn't have even a modicum of a similar texture to licorice.

>>9271916
Of all the times I've seen someone online get mad, I think this might be the most depressing
I hope you feel better soon

>>9271830
I'd never given it any thought, but you're right.

>>9271830
Hardware stores always have the best candy and soda, for some reason. In every town I've ever lived. When I was a kid, our main hardwares store had an Icee machine and an aisle of candy bins (where you scoop and weigh your own). My neighborhood during uni had a hardware store that sold unusual candies and brands of hot sauces and pickles. The hardware store in my neighborhood now sells classic candies and gum, plus all kinds of unique sodas. I can't remember the name, but I bought the best orange and cream soda there that I've ever had.

>>9271931
I don't see how that post implies anger in the slightest.

>>9271916
>be Dutch
>invent drop (licorice)
>angry american gets mad on a Frisian cowfarmer's dating noticeboard

We also invented chocolate bars, so show some respect.

>>9272511
>invent drop (licorice)
Licorice as a candy treat was used by the romans

>>9272531
yes, we invented it and traded it with snack-starved legionairres

Do you understand geography?

>>9271830
>americans are so fat that they need candy and snacks everywhere, even in fucking hardware stores
>"yeah, I'm gonna finish your roofing tiles ma'am, but first I need to restock on starbursts and licorice"
you literally can't make this shit up

>>9272548
Did they pay in bummery

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>>9272560
>be American
>also be not fat
>all fat people tell me I need to put some meat on my bones
>tfw