So it turns out that my cafeteria does a pretty darned good breakfast

On Navy ships
Faggot squids eat well

that egg is cooked perfect for a breakfast sandwich.

is that a hamburger bun? hamburger buns are way underutilized as breakfast sandwich bread

Hospital I worked at served some damn good burgers in their cafeteria. Nice seedy buns , good sized patties, and actual whole pieces of lettuce rather than shredded.

>real eggs

do fake eggs exist?

>>9258608
Yes

>>9256743
work at a veterans hospital in Chicago as a HS student...cafeteria cooks knew how to throw down

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>>9256755
In port, maybe. Having a ship full of parasite marines lowers the quality of food and makes the wait in line last forever.

>>9256743
>real eggs

As opposed to plastic easter eggs?

>>9256743
>Be me
>Camping near Gettysburg PA, over the 4th weekend; enjoying the reenactment and battlefield
>Dad is also with me; sort of a man's weekend
>Offer to buy dinner our last night there rather than eating more camp food
>He picks a fucking Mexican resturant
>In GETTYSBURG, which is basically a small German-style town in rural no-where Pennsylvania
>Place he picks is actually full of real spics and the food was on point, fast, and pretty good, all things considered
Was damn surprised honestly.

>>9258608

As a matter of fact, they do. Can you guess which country is responsible?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55tz4qwFMo

Jorges Cafe, Tullamarine Park Road, Melbourne.

Grilled sausage meat, bacon, eggs, bbq sauce, cheese, in a Turkish roll

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>>9261798
Different guy, but get fucked squid.

The chow hall breakfast burrito. The ultimate goat.

>>9263390
As opposed to the powdered shit they normally serve on college campuses.

>>9261798
>be Marine on MEU
>lose 20 lbs because mongoloid retard navy faggots can't cook a single fucking thing well
>get mess duty for a month
>realize they're all borderline retarded blacks and Mexicans

>>9256755
>Not picking a shore only job
Lmaoing at your life kid

>>9256743
How flyover are you that you think that using real ingredients is impressive?

All of the campus-owned coffee shops at UCLA. I thought they would be shit since they were the only real places to get coffee, but they had surprisingly good espresso + bagels + donuts + croissants.

>>9261543
>knew how to throw down
>>9263407
>food was on point

Why do you insist on speaking like you're gangsta?
Do you worship black culture so much that you talk like a rapper?

>>9264012
He's talking school cafeteria standards you dumbfuck

>>9264534
>food was on point
>Gangsta

First of all, the word you're looking for is Ebonics.
Second of all, I have never in my life heard the phrase "X was on point," used in an ebonic fashion, nor did I mean it that way.

>>9264534
well im black.....