I accidentally ordered too much. I just wanted to make mozzarella

make mozzarella blocks

if you can't eat 2 kg of mozzarella in three weeks you're probably something of a nu-male cuck

>>9256043

Start a pizza shop called Uncle John's

Shred it and make a pizza

>>9256043
warm it up in the oven and then stig ur benis innit

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Make Italian things; Pizza, pasta, spaghetti bolognese, macaroni cheese. It is very versatile in that cuisine.

You could also snack it with some sliced tomato. Lovely Stuff.

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>>9256043
fry the whole thing

>>9256061
what if his name isn't John?

>>9256104
Dr. Pepper wasn't invented by a Doctor named Pepper, either. What's your point?

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>>9256112
>Dr. Pepper wasn't invented by a Doctor named Pepper
I refuse to believe your lies.

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>>9256072
But then what do I do with the 2kg shredded and 3kg of pearls?

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>>9256139
>including the first day in the 3 day rule

>>9256139
did you rob a pizza joint

>>9256061
Sorry, but Uncle John™ is a Jommies™ trademark, delete your post or you will be sodomized to the rhythm of kool and the gang.

>>9256159
Nah, just someone decided to order a load of fucking cheese for no reason.

>>9256169
not him but what the fuck is jommies

>>9256043
>contains milk

>>9256139
Who's Dale?

>>9256182
chip's best friend

>>9256179
hahaha I didn't notice that

>>9256182
Maintenance guy, who ordered £100 worth of cheese...

>>9256043
do americans really eat this?

>>9256174
Why, I'm glad you asked!

soundcloud.com/jommies/crunch-chop

>>9256202
I'm not...

>>9256197
>metric units
>contains actual milk
try harder

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>>9256208
Well, that's okay, you can't please everyone. Have a wholesome day :)

Cut it in blocks.

Freeze most of them. Use when needed.

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>>9256223
>freezing cheese
is that allowed?

>>9256043
Pizza time

>>9256233

Yes. Hard cheese will be pretty much unchanged after thaw.

Soft cheese will be a mess.

I mean, I am sure you can also store it in a dry area like they do with aged cheeses but that requires more knowledge and brainlets will probably fuck it up.

>>9256233
I use a lot of frozen mozzarella. As long as it's melting you won't notice the difference.

>>9256249
So anyone got some good mozzarella stick recipes?

>>9256169
>sodomized to the rhythm of kool and the gang

Thread theme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg

>>9256043
You need to make one giant mozzarella stick out of that and then post progress pictures of you eating it here for our enjoyment.

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Make the world's largest mozzarella sticks. Include me in the screencap pls if it gets popular on reddit

>>9256294
dredge them in flour, then dredge them in an egg wash, and then dredge them in italian bread crumbs, or crushed pretzels. freeze then fry

>>9256043
>>9256139
Quit taking pictures at work.

>>9256043
make a lot of them and give some to your neighbors.

>>9256096
>spaghetti bolognese
>mozzarella

>>9256043
Make a shit load of mozzarella sticks and keep them frozen for a treat you can eat any time you want

>>9257397
thats not how you do it

>>9256043
make the extra mozzarella into a big mozzarella dick

>>9256058
>if you cant eat this much estrogen your probably low on testosterone