How old were you when you realized that steak is a meme? >Properly

>food poisoning
>being a beta libcuck bitch with no immune system
Stop fucking every man you see and maybe you won't get AIDS faggot.

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>>9246743
When they sear the steak it locks in the bacteria and when continued to cook it kills them off.

It cannot make you sick.

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>>9246743
>go to a restaurant
>order steak rare
>waitress says "Really?"

Piss off with your "meme" buzzword.

just below medium is best, 55 to 60 celsius kills all microbes except random extremophiles

if it's not delicious then something's wrong with your tastebuds

>rare steak = food poisoning

>Often eat rare steak
>Live in third world shithole
>Eat questionable food
>Travel a bit
>Eat questionable food in over 25 countries
>Including the DRC
>Never had food poisoning
>Never heard of it except for on American TV
>Visit America
>Order some "wings with sauce" in a legit eatery in buffalo
>Pissing out my ass and puking a couple hours later with major stomach cramps for 12 hours
>Visit hospital when I could go 10 mins without puking or shitting
>told it was food poisoning

I have been eating off, several times refrozen, partially raw, hit the floor, mixed with other meats when raw, chicken and never had a problem. Rare steaks handled similarly treated and never had a problem.

I visit the country with some of the strictest, most ridiculous food laws and I get food poisoning.

>>9246888

If that happened I definitely would not order any sort of steak. If it's a low end restaurant I would understand but if it's a nice place I would question eating anything there.

>>9246888
Either she knows something about the kitchen that you don't or she doesn't know what she's talking about

>>9246743
Youre a meme you annoying gayfag

>>9246743
>steak
>unless you pay in the three figure range it's just unseasoned chicken
>paying hundreds of dollars to get a tiny bit more animal fat
>when you could just buy pork

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When did you realize muscle tastes like shit, contributes to cancer, and is a marketing scheme more devious than De Beers diamonds?

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Am I doing it right?

>>9246968
Just because something is a law doesn't mean that everyone will do it

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>>9247136
Case in point, this fucker.

>>9246743
Never fucking make a thread here again, you ignorant faggot.

>>9246968
Who pays you to make shit up all day?

>>9246743

really good meat smells and tastes like really good cunt.

>allegedly good tasting steak is food poisoning waiting to happen

How did you make it to the cooking board? You clearly have no interest/knowledge.

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>the cut is garbage

What? The steak cut is garbage? What does that even mean? Is this bait?

>>9246760

Is this bait, too? Bacteria is on the surface of the meat, as long as you sear it its safe to eat. This is why its recommended that you thoroughly cook ground beef, since the grinding process mixes surface bacteria into the meat.

>>9247192

God why did they decide to automatically strip exif data from images posted to 4chan

>>9247136

So why did it take me going to one of the most policed countries in the world to get food poisoning in the first eatery I visited when stomping on roaches while I eat in a third world establishment does me nothing?

Imagine where the laws are lax. Don't you think people won't go lower?

>>9248123
Could just be back luck. Diarrhea is definitely more common outside of USA, with DRC having the second highest rate of children dying from it. Your one specific example isn't representative of everything, Africa and SE Asia have the highest rates of food poisonings.

http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/releases/2015/foodborne-disease-estimates/en/

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>>9246888
>go to restaurant
>order steak well done
>waitress says "Really?"

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To your health, op.

>>9246743
if you can't enjoy meat just go vegan and kill yourself

>>9247955
Wait what? I have been laundering every single photo I upload because of exif data.

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Rate my stake

>>9250230
Looks raw

>>9250230
Looks over cooked

>>9250230
Looks peppery

>>9250230
Looks under ketchuped

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mit pfeffer

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>>9246743
This is really fucking stupid bait.

>>9249389
You don't need to anymore

>>9246888
>>9248990
>go to restaurant
>order steak
>waitress says "Really?

it was actually the library

>>9250230

Looks like shit

10/10

wtf i hate steak now

>>9246743
I was in my 20's when I realized that OP is and always will be a faggot.

>>9246968
Name where you went in Buffalo you ape

>>9249389
I think it's been two years or so since 4chan started stripping exif data from all images, except maybe /p/. I still do what you do and convert all .jpgs into .pngs first just in case

>>9254089
>not screenshotting your photos and then taking a picture of it and then taking screenshots of that photo

It is like you want hackers to find you and rape you in your sleep

I've never tasted steak before

>>9254134
I actually used to screenshot photos, but after years of weaponizing my autism and tracking down people based on exif data and clues in photos, I figure that other autists with even less of a life than me can easily identify features in photos and track me down that way if they want to. The fact that 4chan strips data now removes some of the fun honestly