>grocery store doesn't have a soda sommelier to recommend

>>9245562
>local grocer got rid of their soda sommelier but still have a few grocery jesters
what the fuck, priorities much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDMaTGsOBo

Water sommelier is a thing

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Why not get ones that does taste like food?

>>9247179
>What color should we do for PB&J, there's a few different colors involved
>I don't know Jim, it's supposed to be grape jelly.
>Yeah purple would make sense I guess
>Nah fuck it we'll go with orange

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>>9247179
>ranch dressing soda

It's a real shame that restaurants make so much money on their wine. Drink/food pairing is constrained by economics.

Soda's in general pair great with cheese, much like Champagne.

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Tfw you already saw a screenshot of this thread on facebook.
I know it was you, OP

>>9245562
Not enough profit margin in soda to justify a specialist.

>Fit memes
Every board going this way now?

Somewhere on youtube there is a video of a guy who quit his job and fulfilled his life dream of opening a specialty soda shop, with hundreds of brands. You could tell that he loved his work so much he could hardly wait to get to his shop every morning. I envied him so much.

>>9247635
no
every once in a while a female or two finds this board and shits it up for a while
our big, hairy, uncircumcised cocks scare them away fast enough

>>9245606
Your store has more than one jester? Fuck, hoe do you get anything done without getting pranked out of the store?

There is no soda you can find at a grocery store that is actually good
Try some curiosity cola, plebs

>>9247635
Not every one. some are still so niche that they haven't succumbed to shitposting. it's sad that /ck/ has fallen though, it was pretty comfy for years after the bigger boards went to shit

Me? I'd eat crab legs

>>9245562
i laughed out loud at this

thanks op

>>9245562
what piss poor flyover grocery store are you going to

>>9247196
In all fairness the inly one that doesn't sound awful is the PB&J one.

>>9250389
Pumpkin soda is fine; not particularly good, but fine.

OP would be a smelly sommelier.

>>9250412
Had a pumpkin pie soda from another brand before and was not a fan. Not an indicator of theirs but hey.

Therr is a chocolate bacon soda that exists and is fucking disgusting. Can't remember the brand name.