What do you do with your pizza crusts? I usually just throw

>>9244047

bridge for the ants

I fight squirrels for ones I find in my neighborhood.

>>9244047
Eat them because I don't spend money on pizza that has shitty crust

>>9244058
Oh you're a Pizza Hut flavored-crust pizza eater, eh?

Are you fucking serious, OP?

This is why you buy some extra marinara and use your crusts as bread sticks.

Holy fuck.

>>9244047
My homemade whole wheat vegan pizzas are usually nearly crustless. If I have anything left over, I dip it in oil-free hummus or something.

>>9244047
I leave a little bit of the sauce and cheese part attached to the crust and eat it so that I get some in each bite and it's just as delicious as the rest of the pizza.

>>9244047
I don't need pizza, I sustain myself by harnessing the universes energy waves.

If I have some marinara or other sauce for them I eat them
If I do not have sauce, I might still eat them if they're good crusts and not some hard cardboard shit

>>9244047
I shove them up my butt when I'm mad at my mom so she'll have to take me to the E.R. and have to pay over $1000 for the doctors to remove them. Fucking bitch knows better not to mess with me these days.

>>9244111
Did you get your WoW account back?

I eat them

>>9244047
I recover the ones customers throw away and trim them so they look nice and then sell them as bread sticks.

>>9244066
I don't eat plastic

>>9244114
Yeah, but I did something else to get the WoW account back. It took her 4 days to clean up all the diarrhea and vomit, then another 3 months for the smell to clear out of the house.

>>9244139
>dog had to get enema
>store it in the kitchen in case of any residual leaks
>go out for a few hours
>come back to the most rancid smell imaginable and shit sprayed wall to wall on every cabinet and appliance

You're luck it only took you 3 months.

>>9244150
What the fuck did you expect to happen?
>force dog to shit forcibly
>it shits as it was meant to
>wooow how was I supposed to know

>>9244171
It was supposed to be emptied at the vet. They just said be careful a little residual that drips out. I didn't expect buckets.

>>9244181
Did it find your gummy bears?

>>9244066
rip curry flavor

>>9244195
No, it ate my pizza crusts.

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when you get to the last quarter of the pizza slice

FOLD IT OVER lengthwise and have some pizza and some crust in each bite

>>9244066
Hungry howies has flavored crusts

Dip the crust in the little blue cheese that comes with the wings, because I'm sure as hell not dipping my wings in that shit.

>>9244047
>What do you do with your pizza crusts?
Wipe them off my chest when I eventually wake from my drunken slumber

>>9244047

I always get pepperoni pizza. It's my favorite. All the oil that drips off the pizza I eat using the crusts to sopp it up. Blissful.

>>9244310
Hungry howies is the goat pizza chain, shame they aren't more frequent