>go to allrecipes >find a recipe >find the worse photo

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Do these people think they cook amazing? Family lies to them about how good they are and they have the balls to upload their cooking

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hi OP nice thread and post(s)

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>>9240320
I gagged

like anyone else here can do better. the most you fags cook is a bowl of easy mac. get off your high horses and eat shit

>>9240347
Which of these pictures is yours?

>>9240347
>t. hubby didn't like my sriracha bacon egg baked avocados

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>>9240355
>>9240365
Here is an old picture of some scrambled eggs and spam with toast. Notice how the eggs are incredibly creamy (exactly like gordon ramsay eggs). The toast is the perfect golden brown and the butter makes it shimmer like a warm summer morning. You have nothing on me.

>>9240439
What the hell, anon. I hope you didn't eat that dog vomit.

>>9240332
That is a mess.. in such large portions as well. Poor family has to eat that and smile

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>>9240347

>>9240439
Did somebody shit on the plate when you weren't looking ?

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>>9240320
That's fucking disgusting

>>9240439
This is what he meant by "get off your high horses and eat shit"

>>9240439
>falling for the ramsay eggs meme
cream or creme fraiche doesn't belong in scrambled eggs, it's practically porridge at that point. who the fuck decided that scrambled eggs need to be creamy?

>>9240439
I feel sorry for whoever ate that. Even if it was you.

>>9240325
That doesn't even look unappetizing, it's just a shit photo

all this just looks like what I've seen in the average /ck/ challenged thread

>>9240439
That's fucking gray chicken ass water m8

>>9240439
All that's missing is the usual carrot chunks.

>>9240346
What's the issue here?

How do you guys find the bad ones? They mostly look pretty gud or like stock photos

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>>9240639
just have to find a popular recipe and quickly look through the photos

>>9240439
>Ramsay's meme eggs

Sorry to tell you but they're fucking raw, you stupid fucking twat sow idiot cow. Now fack off.

>>9241599
Brits have to liquefy all their food because no teeth

>>9241554
holy shit i laughed so hard at that

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>>9241870
Americans are worse.

>>9240439
well played

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>>9240330

>>9241878
>U.S.: 1.2%
1.2% of fucking what?

>>9242253
Rotten fucking teeth at a guess.
It's probably an average per person.

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>>9241878
All that image is telling me is that the british take absolute shit care of their teeth, requiring them to visit the dentist constantly.

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>>9242289

>>9242382
You get regular check ups at least twice a year, preferably quarterly just to ensure everything is fine. What the fuck do Americans do, wait until their teeth are falling out?

>>9242397
Yes.
Dental checkups are expensive.

>>9242397
Brush their fucking teeth?
Are you too stupid to look at your own teeth and notice any kind of pain, discoloring, cavities, etc?

>>9242406
Dental insurance is like $20/mo and you get two free cleanings a year, don't be a retard.

>>9242406

they aren't when you live in a civilized country

>>9240439
looks like diarrhea. worst looking dish on this board.

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>>9242289
>replaced the cream cheese with melted cheddar

>>9242412
I had dental insurance, and when I had to use it, it didn't really cover anything and I still spent $800 out of pocket to remove two wisdom teeth. It's a scam

>>9242628
>I didn't read the terms of my insurance agreement so all insurance is bad
Don't be retarded next time?
I had to get my wisdom teeth out and had no insurance. Told the agent on the phone up front I was getting it pretty much just for that. Covered 70% of the procedure immediately, two free cleanings, yearly xray, etc.
I had a cavity filled last month and it cost me $20.
I pay $30 a month.

>>9241599
>>9240501
Fuck off, Ramsay eggs are god tier if they're made right.

>>9242289
>replaced the cream cheese with melted cheddar
GOLLY WHAT COULD GO WRONG

>>9240439
if by "creamy" you mean "2 minutes undercooked", then yea.

>>9240325
Most middle of the road in this thread.

>>9242641
Hang on, so you're mocking Brits for getting regular checkups but bragging about your regular dental visits including yearly x-ray?

>>9242969
I'm mocking brits for having to go to the dentist 80 times a year
And I'm explaining to that other idiot that good dental insurance isnt expensive

>>9242999
You are aware that frequent dental checkups are a preventative measure like getting routine physical examinations from your doctor, right? What is there to mock about regular health checks?

>>9242999
Flawed logic right here.

>>9243018
You get a physical once a year at most.
If you went 4 times a year for a physical you'd be labeled a hypochondriac.
British people going to the dentist that compulsively means they have shit dental hygine to begin with.

>>9243028
Bongistanian

>>9243053
Whilst I appreciate you tried twice to elucidate your argument I'm afraid you're still failing to make any sense at all.
Stick to YouTube threads, you'll find them less intellectually taxing.

>>9240315
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>>9241554
>/ck/ attempts to make fun of normies food
>anon's pig slop porridge gets the the most (you's)

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Mmm tater tot casserole with cornflakes and potato chips on top :) Boyfriend, kids, and hubby loved it!

>>9240501
i've found that step to be more about temperature control than anything else which is essential in making good eggs

>>9243053
>they have shit dental hygine to begin with
>0.6% decay rate compared to 1.2%
Reminder that cletus' illusions that americans have perfect teeth all come from the media's misrepresentation of everyone having perfect bleached white teeth

>>9243137
>0.6% decay rate compared to 1.2%
That is literally meaningless.

>>9243121
No shit, hence the on and off heat steps. the cream helps obtain that porridge consistency though, without cream it is harder to cook eggs like that.

stirring the fuck out of the eggs, creme fraiche, and temperature make the eggs like that. egg porridge being good is your opinion.

>>9243221
And all the butter and heating the pan from cold with the eggs in it

>>9243137
>Brits have healthier teeth than Americans
>That's only because they go to the dentist more often, because they have less healthy teeth.
What did he mean by this.

>>9243175
It's literally not. It's the DMFT index, which measures the percentage of the population who have cavities and dental erosion. Look it up.

>>9243355
that brits look after their teeth better than americans do, which is why americans have a higher national percentage of poor dental hygiene

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Simple and delicious! Being that pork and sauerkraut is a New Year's Eve tradition I had to make this and boy was it good - not only for the ease of prep but for the taste. I didn't add the optional baby potatoes and used two bags of Boar's head sauerkraut. I also threw in a thin sliced Granny Smith apple and a little brown sugar (this takes away the tartness of the kraut). I made this before I went to bed New Year's Eve and it was done for New Year's day. Perfect with mashed potatoes and sweet peas!

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"This delicious chicken and mushroom stew is easy to make, flexible, and with layers of flavor it has a real comfort food richness but with a little zing! We do not add salt to this dish. We find it gets enough from the chicken stock and the soups and adding extra can overdo it. It can always be added to taste when you serve. We like it on brown rice or noodles but baked or mashed potato works well too."

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Szechuan Shrimp!

>>9243431
Looks like diarrhea from someone with pancreatic cancer.

>>9243073
Pig slop porridge holy lmao I haven't laughed at this site in a good minute

>>9242289
>I replaced every ingredient and this tasted disgusting

GEE I WONDER WHY

>>9240315

That jenk looks lit af I'd brown out hard on that for days senpai

>>9240330
I swear I thought those were little hot chocolate marshmallows.

>>9241878
If only there was a chart for teeth that faced opposite poles.

>>9240325
Is that an English muffin with a piece of raw chicken, topped with an under-cooked egg and holondaise sauce?

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>>9240330

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I would definitely recommend softening the croutons/stuffing cubes in milk or water beforehand. I lined the bottom of the pan with the dry stuffing (plus sauteed celery and onions for flavor), placed the chicken breasts on the stuffing, added the cheese and soup mixture, and then topped with additional stuffing. The only complaint that I had was that any sauce that would have been created for the chicken was absorbed by the stuffing underneath, which created a wonderful flavor for the stuffing, but left the chicken a little more bland than I would have liked.

>>9243875
>The only complaint that I had was that any sauce that would have been created for the chicken was absorbed by the stuffing underneath, which created a wonderful flavor for the stuffing, but left the chicken a little more bland than I would have liked.

That's why you soak your stuffing cubes in STOCK instead of fucking flavorless water. That way they're already flavored and the chicken flavor will remain in the chicken.

>>9243781
looks like a piece of melted american cheese flavored product

>>9243404
Huh, I never knew that yellow and snaggled meant perfect dental hygiene over in Bongstanistan.

>>9243100
stoner heaven

>>9243931
That's just part and parcel of a healthy mouth, anon

>>9243100
>Boyfriend, kids, and hubby loved it!
kek

>>9240320
Honestly, looking at this makes my head hurt. Makes me want to run myself over with a car.

>>9243865
bone apple tea

>>9243931
>my stereotypes are a more valid source than clinical statistics
at least the other kids might think you're cool though

>>9242412
Seeing as Brits have less cavities than Americans, I'd say brushing is going on,but going to the dentist is free at point of use and we get taxed whether we use it or not so why not get a check up?

>>9244735
>Seeing as Brits have less cavities than Americans
[citation needed]

>>9243931
>Perfectly healthy, decent teeth that haven't been bleached and surgically forced to adhere to an artificial standard of beauty created by works of fiction.

Yeah, I'd say the Brits do have better teeth.

>>9244737
It's the DMFT index, as shown in this graphic here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decay-missing-filled_index

>>9241878

>>9244737
Too lazy to find an up to date on, but it shows a similar picture to this: http://www.who.int/oral_health/media/en/orh_figure6.pdf

>5 stars!
>It's absolutely the best and most perfect thing ever!
>I literally only changed fucking everything about it!

>>9240439
looks like officer maggot gave your toast a punishment of 22 spits

>>9240439
wife material

>>9240315
Bampu

>>9244780
>hubby's fuck'n favority!!!

Fuuuuuck. Reviewers on all recipes are the fuggin worst.

>>9240439
I'm more upset over all of that fucking butter on your toast. Cheesus Crust is dissapoint.

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>>9240315
I'm not too sure. But I think those re string cheese sticks.

>>9243424
That actually looks delicious as fuck, despite being mustard-colored slop.
Really can't go wrong throwing potatoes, pork, and kraut together.

>>9248158
That or maybe they put some ricotta on there and didn't spread it out at all. Either way, jesus christ.

>>9242289
I had no idea that all cooking websites had the same amount of bait and shitposting that /ck/ does. It makes sense though.

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Not this shit again

I feel so bad for them

>>9243100
Tater casserole can actually be pretty good, if done right

Super crispy shepherd's pie without any of the effort

>>9240606
they spelled apple wrong

>>9243947
>>9243100
Is it still cucking if she's married to a gay and they both fuck her boyfriend?

>>9242289
>I replaced the peanut butter with peanuts mashed up in butter
Absolute fucking madman

>>9248293
No?

>>9240330
That's not Parmesan

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>>9240549
or cut up hot dogs

>>9240501
They're okay if you have good toast to eat it with, they're kind of gross on their own. I think most people were more fascinated with the technique of turning something they thought could only be done in a couple ways into what he made. I prefer omelettes/regular scrambled eggs though.

>>9248716
>>9248722
so scrumptious!

>>9240346
>Kelly bakes a pie

>>9247265
>Hubby loved it!
In reality that bitch fucked it up but still wants poon.

>>9243865
How many the grease does it take to cook this permission thing?

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>>9240439
>not chef john scrambled eggs
Some say he has the biggest dong in 5 states.

>>9240315
I always assume these threads are internet blogsters/writers/diply trash article writers looking for others to write their articles for them.

>>9243424
>This takes away the tartness of the kraut
What the hell you just added a granny smith in, and why are you adding sauerkraut if you don't want to taste it? The only flavor it has is tart

>>9240439
Is it on the bathroom floor? Or are you unlucky enough to have a tiled counter top?

>>9248600
Cut up hotdogs are good in mac, trashy as fuck but it's the truth.

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>>9240439
that's the best looking shit on a shingle I've ever seen in my entire life, and I spent 24 years moving from one US Army post to the next. Well done, my nigger

for the uninformed:
http://www.cooksinfo.com/shit-on-a-shingle-recipe

that is God-tier chow, sir. HOOOAAAHH!!!

>>9242289
I wish this were satire, but people are really stupid enough to do this

>>9248278
Tater tot casserole is a disgusting greasy abomination

>>9249318
Not usually with all of the ingredients, though. Not subtle enough.

>>9249317
>well done
>delicious piece of heaven

its like getting kicked in the balls from staring at that sentence

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>>9240439
I will literally make a french style omelet right now just to shit on you and your pathetic dog vomit you call eggs.

>>9248999
>In reality tyrone loves it

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>>9242289

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>>9240315
I'm a photographer and I love cooking.. some of these uploads genuinely make me feel sick

>>9249317
>not eating steaks medium rare

I think you got the chart backwards dude

>>9249317
Why do most people leave the army and automatically become a cringelord?

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>>9241878
> 4 in 10

>>9243449
instantly lost

>>9240347
t. ragie wagie

>>9241878
Last time i went to the dentist was in 2007.

>>9243449

More like Szechuan SHIT!