You'll buy this, won't you /ck/? Don't you w

Finally with this, Juicero and Keurig I will never have to manually the kitchen again.

Truly a wonderful time to be alive.

Nope, probably tastes bland and cooking is fun.

>>9238501
>business insider
Nope. Post an archive link and I'll look at it

>>9238523
Just watch the clip in the tweet.

>>9238501
A 399 dollar toaster oven? No thank you.

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yeah sure

HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS A TOASTER OVEN

>>9238637
b-but it integrats with muh smartphone

>>9238780
Fucking this.

Who the fuck can't just heat broccoli and salmon on their own?

With an oven, which is the same fucking thing.

>>9238501
Look. I want to select a dish from a list. I want amazon to put the necessary ingredients in a box and ship them to my door. I want my robot butler to take the ingredients into the kitchen and prepare them. I want them served to me at ideal temperature while sitting on my couch with a VR headset on. I want my robot butler to feed it to me so that in VR my AI gf is the one feeding me. I want the dishes to clear and clean without me having to ever see them.

Until you can offer all this then fuck off with these half-ass devices that don't do shit and require tons of user input and fucking integration. I don't have time to program a god damn space shuttle just to heat up some shitty half portion of salmon that I could just as easily throw on the stove

>business insider
Literally an advertising company
Sage

>OP posts a commercial
No thanks.
Sage. Fuck off millenial brain dead fucktard. I see enough of these things willingly shared by retards on my newsfeed

>>9238501
It's a toaster oven with an app so you can order food but you have to cook it yourself. It's like tricking people into thinking it makes them better cooks.

>>9238501
literally a toaster oven

>>9238501
how is this an any was more convenient that microwave food?

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>>9238501

>it doesn't do the prep and cooking entirely

Jetson's tier robot-Chefs or nothing. Now THAT I'll buy. A female robo-butler you can fuck after dessert is served.

HOW CAN WOMEN COMPETE?

>>9238501
>$72 for 3 meals for you and your bitch
>the "meals" are trays with a couple bites of food, maybe 600 calories

My fucking lord just end us now

>>9238501
Microwavable dinners except you put it in a toaster oven except you have to assemble it all too except you have to use your phone as well except it's also 5x as expensive for everything involved

Great technology

>>9239365
>A female robo-butler you can fuck after dessert is served
The dream

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>>9238501
So cu/ck/s, who is your favorite Tovala™ team member?

https://tovala.com/our-story/

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>>9239663
Reminds me of this photo from the No Man's Sky dev team. Seems like if you aren't making a great product you need a whacky photo of everyone involved.

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>>9239682
Is this a man or ?????

wtf?

A toaster oven that you can only use if you have a subscription to overpriced food.

Amazing

>>9239663
>this is your brain on reddit

>>9239721
i think it's a grill but everyone else in the photo is obviously male so i'm not sure

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>a jew ceo

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>A freemason
Yes, let's take this public and convince mutual funds and pensions that you 'passively' invest in to divert more funds to the chosen

>>9239791
Tinfoil

>>9238646
it says COOKED PERFECTLY then it shows that picture
thats fucking hilarious

>>9239663
>13 diverse people to create a goddamn toaster oven

toppest of keks

>>9239721
GOT YOUR MOTHER IN A WHIRL
CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE A BOY OR A GIRL

>>9239721
Did you just assume their gender???

>>9238501
Mfw i have no reason to cook anymore

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>>9240000
Forgot pic. I really have to stop drunk posting on ck.

>>9239785
>>9239791
>Rabie
>Billions

Is this a fucking joke.

>>9239663

Our one goal: to raise mad VC and declare bankruptcy.

>>9240010
yeah good job fucking up the quads as well.

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>>9238501
>$400
>run by a bunch of racists

how about no

>>9239721
Actually an FtM if I remember correctly