Is Panda Express inherently the most delicious possible thing

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>>9234384
That fucking place sucks. It's terrible. I can get down on some chinese food any day but fuck this chain.

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>>9234388
Came here to post this. How can you fuck up chow mein so fucking bad.

>>9234384
It's literally every "Hong Kong" super China buffet, but instead of being ran by a family of hard working gooks it's corporate as fuck. I'll support my local chinks instead, at least they are friendly and accommodate, building is run down but they keep it clean.

If I was stuck in the city I'd consider it, but then I probably have so many other options a rural guy like me rarely gets to try.eating at Panda would be like a waisted cheat day.

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Fuck panda express
>apply for a job there
>the interview lady asked me
>"what makes you panda material" "where do you see yourself at panda in 5 years?"

>>9234388
Is this a (((nazi ss))) engagement ring?

>>9234384

>the ethics of eating meat

kill to survive

slaughter to thrive

>>9234409
the main problem I have with a lot of those mom and pop places is they dont actually give you orange chicken, a lot of times its something with dark sauce

I used to go there every 6 months or so and be reminded how much it fucking sucked, but the last time was the last straw. The rice was crunchy, the eaters all fat, or breaking. I don't know how people can eat that shit when there is a superior ghetto Chinese place on every corner.

>>9234450
>eaters all fat or breaking
Damn autocorrect. I meant
>Meat was all fat or breading

>>9234491
i thought you were saying some were fat and the others were so fat their bodies were literally breaking apart before your eyes lol

>>9234384

Health Code Violations: The Restaurant

Too sweet and the chowmein is shit.