>tfw too hungry to wait for your food to cool down and subsequently

Oh man, this is a huge problem for me, and it gets worse the older I get. I have to wait about 15 minutes for my food to cool down, now.

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>tfw too hungry to cook

>>9225555
Nice get anon

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>>9225555

checked

>tfw lettuce overgrowing in your garden
>decide to buy things to make a nice vinegrette dressing
>mix together walnut oil, balsamic vinegar, mustard, salt, and pepper together
>stick pinky in to taste
>oh fuck this is good
>put jar to my mouth and try a sip
>holy shit this is fucking amazing
>start to take large sips of vinegrette
>never pick your lettuce
>have runny diarrhea
>go to bed with stomach cramps and heartburn

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>>9225984

>>9225984
fucking disgusting

>>9226285

fuck you. You ever had walnut oil before, or are you just a judgemental broke bitch? That shit is literally drink-able.

>>9225542
Why do American Asian women apply their make up in the worst possible way?

>>9226386
>implying you still wouldn't

Faggot.