This is the ideal banana. You may not like it, but this is what

I'm ready to die now

>>9224032
rest in pepsi

>>9224041
Wtf did you just say to me, punk ass bitch

>>9223995
Eh, I like the fresher ones for eating straight. This one is a day or two away from being perfect for banana bread tho.

>>9224079
Stfu

>>9224079
Ripe ones are only acceptable option for eating straight. Any other opinion is objectively wrong and you're an idiot for thinking otherwise.

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Why are white people afraid of ripe bananas? If I want a ripe banana in Minnesota, I need to buy it six days ago. So I buy 40 pound boxes and keep my freezer full of them so I can have ripe bananas every day.

>>9224082
You can get ripe bananas which aren't black and mushy on the inside.

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>eating black bananas

I bet you watch BBC porn too. Black bananas are only good for actual cooking since it has more sugar, but as far as eating is concerned, yellow is perfect and green to yellow is acceptable.

>>9224650
>posts anime
>doesn't know when a banana is ripe

I don't know what I expected

>>9224660
>has no idea what anime is
>eats nearly rotten shit

Makes sense.

>>9224079
>>9224650
>>9224674
yellow peeled bananas taste chalky and bitter
op's pic is the perfect ripeness to eat a banana

t. yuropoor

Agree OP. I'm brazilian and sometimes we have overproduction then you go to supermarket and find then almost for free. You can buy 10 kg for the price of a cup of coffee.

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>>9223995
That's a bit too far for me. I like them when they're just flecked with brown like this, and I put them in the fridge to slow the ripening

>>9225042
Whole Foods takes them off the floor before they look like that so as not to scare white people.

>>9224613
Because when bananas go bad they turn into nigger bananas

>>9225077
"urban" people don't eat whole fruit.

>>9225011
If you're a fat fuck who only wants to feel the sugar and no actual banana flavor.

I don't see how being european puts you in charge of bananas, should've said Brazilian or something.

>>9225092
I like bananas sweet because they're the sweetest thing I'll have all day unless there's some dates around. They sweeten my chia and cocoa.

>>9225092
> Brazilian or something.
Not only Brazilians, but also black Americans, they also grow bananas in southern states, if I'm not mistaken.

>>9223995
skid marks, why did you run it over with a bike?

>>9225109
As if 2009, 0.01% of the total world production, mostly in Hawaii and Florida.

>>9225111
Tenderizes it