>there is actually a tick whose bite makes you allergic to

Happened to my mom before doctors around here knew about it. Shit's fucked, she can't even eat out due to cross contamination.

>>9221077
I love fish and chicken, but this is nightmare mode for me.

>>9221067
is that minecraft ride?

>>9221067
you mean a vegan girlfriend ?

I'm sure (((evolution theory))) has a perfectly reasonable explanation for this

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>>9221067
I'm slowly but steadily losing the feeling in my fingers, my fine-motor skills along with it and the ability to move my right leg. All because of a terrible untreatable nerve-disease. Oh yeah, I'm also a passionate musician and multi-instrumentalist.

So FUCK YOU and your pathetic pussy ass vegan-spreading tick fuck. I'm LITERALLY living one of my worst nightmares.

>>9221278
Looks like you've already lost your compassion.

Die, then. The world doesn't need you.

>>9221278
Don't cry for me, Argentina.

>>9221286
I think you should start, you are a more than pathetic

>>9221286
Nice projecting, asshole.

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>>9221246

>>9221278
And? I'm a kissless virgin, but you don't see me whining about it in every thread.

>>9221278
you can still move your whole left leg. what more do you want, you greedy cunt?

>>9221278
i bet its all in your head, anon

Vegan here, I wonder how easy this tick is to breed...

>>9221421
omg dont rape those ticks... ur just as bad as meat eaters

>>9221426
intelligent enough to be a tick
intelligent enough to consent to the dick

>>9221067
Ticks are pretty awful. Lone star tick saliva components seem to trigger a lasting immune reaction to red meat proteins, there are ticks that can cause paralysis when they feed on things, they transmit terrible diseases, and if bothered they puke all their gut contents back into your bite before they will fuck off.

>>9221278
Go get stung by some honey bees and check back with us in a week. Not pulling your leg, either. If it's that bad for you, you have little to lose trying out venom therapies. Although your doctor will probably deem it witchcraft, so take that as you may.

>>9221067
I got lymes twice and it never gave me a beef allergy, I call bullshit on that but it did give me bells palsy, the facial muscles on the right side of my head got paralyzed and didn't work for about 4 months and I looked like two-face

>>9221067
>>there is actually a tick whose bite makes you allergic to beef, pork, lamb, and other red meats
>Jesus fucking Christ.
Yea, I just learned that from another thread here yesterday too.....geesh.

Maybe even more serious (well, maybe not more serious if you're a die hard steak eating foodie), but there's another tick-borne pathogen that kills. No cure. Nothing but watching you die. This time it is a virus.And it can give you encephalitis within 15 minutes, like a snake bite!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2017/05/07/pow-here-comes-a-tick-disease-thats-worse-than-lyme/#6022a792372b

>>9221504
>I got lymes twice and it never gave me a beef allergy, I call bullshit on that but it did give me bells palsy,


The hell?

>>9221067
Fuck you op this is not a food thread it's a terrify the fuck out of each other thread.

>>9221474
>and if bothered they puke all their gut contents back into your bite before they will fuck off.

We have deer ticks where I live and they do the same thing, they taught us to burn them off when we were kids which turns out to be like the absolute worst thing to do because it releases all its shitty bacteria into your bloodstream before it lets go or dies. Ticks really are fucking assholes.

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i found a tick on me a few months ago i shit my pants,
i was an avid outsdoorsman going out every chance i could
then i found a tick on me with a white dot on the back

its called the
>lone star tick
and it carries the rocky mountain virus which makes you allergic
i looked it up and immediately ate what could possibly be my last steak.

i went to the doctor with the tick in this jar for testing to see if i contracted it,


sadly i did

don't let these bloodsuckers ruin your lives

Lyme disease is a blessing if it means you dont get what i got

>>9221278
>Implying we give a shit about some rando faggot Anon over our own life's pleasantries
kys wheels

>>9221246
huehuehue

>>9221627
rocky mountain spotted fever doesn't give you alpha-gal allergy; alpha-gal does.

>>9221541
Lyme wrecks havoc on your nerves especially if you've had it for a year or two. I went to bed feeling fine and woke up and I couldn't feel half my face.

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>>9221067
meatcucks btfo we will spread this shit

the future is vegan

>>9221671
You heard it here folks. PETA will be spreading lyme disease via Chipotle burritos.

>>9221067
Don't be native to Texas
Don't be native to Texas
Don't be native to Texas
Don't be native to Texas
Don't be native to Texas
Please for the love of meat don't be native to Texas
>google search
GOD FUCKING SHIT DICK PISS FUCK DAMMIT

>>9221278
Literaly kill yourself. Seek euthenasia

>passionate musician
>multi-instrumentalist

Not for long

red meat makes me feel slow. i think my favorite is pork, body digests it great.

for a long time i firmly believed beef was the best and just ignored how it made me feel. man im fucking stupid.

>>9221278
Cry more bitch

>>9221920
Tell that to Prince.

>>9221908
only the east side of texas so if you live in the good half your fine