Hey ck, just dropped in to rustle your jimmies with my awesome

seed bread is poor man's rye+wheat bread. Inferior in every way.

>>9219936
You couldnt be more wrong. I love pumpernickel bread, but only for certain things. Nut and Seed bread is glorious for everything. Safeway actually makes a really nice nut and seed bread.

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>>9219786
Unironically doing this rn. Will post updates

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>>9220671
Soon

>>9219786
nobody cares about your incredibly common and boring breakfast.

>>9220688
Do man, do it.

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>>9220695
Doing it. The conditions are set. Current ETA: 2:22

>>9220693
Awwww, is that supposed to hurt my feelings? Too bad it doesn't even a tiny bit. You think it's boring, I think it's fucking delicious, and people have been eating it long before it became a soccer mom food. Nutritious and delicious, and part of a complete breakfast.

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>>9219786
Honestly avocado wasn't that great on toast. It was alright, but it was a very bland tasting creamy spread.

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>>9220745
You're supposed to season it, nigger! I always add a little lemon pepper and hot sauce. Avocado needs a bit of salt and acid to bring out it's flavors. Not a lot, just enough to enhance it's buttery goodness. Super nutritious as well, especially with an egg on top.

>>9220768
I did. Pepper and hot sauce. And I had the egg, which was the best part. Honestly, you're better off skipping the avocado and just having an egg on toast.

>>9220746
You overcooked the fuck out of that egg.

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I'm going to track you down, OP. I am going to fucking murder you, rip you limb from motherfucking limb...

..If you don't get some jalapenos on that bad boy, stat!

>>9220774
Nah, it's better with the avocado and the egg.

>>9220803
Mmm, I'll do that next time, I have some growing on my patio.

>>9220793
How long should I wait? The site recommended 4min, I left it for 3:30

>>9220807
Not really.

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>>9220793
Thoughts?

>>9220864
Opinions are like assholes, anon. Your way isn't better, it's just your way.

>>9220911
My beautiful little opinion is tight as fuck and begging to be ripped open by someone's gigantic, throbbing, veiny counterpoint. PLEASE DADDY opinionate me!!

>>9220982
Your little opinion has already bled all over the carpet and had to go to the emergency room for black rubber fist removal and stitches.

>>9220911
False equivalency republicuck detected. Some assholes are better than others and some of the things you think are opinions are facts.

>>9221012
Do you just call everyone who disagrees with you a Rethuglicant? DUMBASS.
Also, opinions on food are ALWAYS 100% subjective. Especially things as stupid as what someone likes on their toast. You went full fucking retard, child.
>trying to interject politics into a fucking toast thread, jesus......

>>9219786
>140 calories per slice

>>9219786
I'd hate for you to misunderstand, so let me be clear: I don't care.

I'm never going to meet you, and after I post this and leave your thread I'm never going to interact with you again. So I don't care what you eat.

I care a little that you think what you eat would upset me, and that that's a goal for you. It makes me sad that that's where your life is. You have my pity.

>>9221056
>Get a load of this faggot

Go back to plebbit jackass.

>>9221048
And? That's nothing. Breakfast should always be a hefty meal. It keeps you from overeating later in the day.
Breakfast like a King,
Dinner (lunch) as a noble,
Supper as a peasant.
That's how you stay healthy, wealthy, and wise.

avacodo on toast is pushed by the california avocodo lobby because avavados on toast is unironically the worst way to eat avacadoes

>>9221056
That's some nice pasta, anon

>>9220728
why didnt you toast the bread anon?

>>9222261
there's alot he did wrong, the bread is just the crust of it

>>9220728
>>9220746
Your toast is fucking RAW

>>9222261
>>9222528
I hate toast. White bread>>>>toast

>>9223112
back to pol, kid

>>9223523
>stop being autistic
Fixed. I rarely browse pol. I simply hate toast. It's crunchy and nasty.

>>9219786
this looks delicious, I love toast and eggs for breakfast

>>9220746
this looks awful, you need to try again