>nephew asks my brother why "Uncle James" is always

BOURBON
NO
SCOTCH

Shouldn't be proud of that. Loser

>>9213244
i dont get flasks. im still a kid i suppose. is it enjoyable to give yourself a taste of drink when youre out and about?

>>9213259
It's like that coffee frog. I can't deal with people unless I have some sauce. I have actual Asperger's.

Chocolate milk!

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>>9213259
I never used one to just take pulls off of it. I've used it a few times where I get food/some drinks. $1.25 coke you get refills on and you dump a little Jack in. No one's the wiser and you got 2 Jack and cokes for not a lot of dollaroos.

>>9213271
>chocolate milk
>not hot cocoa
Chocolate milk would just get warm you fucking faggot. No one likes body temperature chocolate milk.

>>9213293
Stop shopping at the dollar store and get a big boy vacuum flask

>>9213259
There are certain situations like funerals where it's heavy as fuck and you need something to help you get through it

>>9213259
I have one I take on camping trips.

>>9213244
man this makes me sad, face the sad truth thats inherent to this question and dont try to make something else of it

>>9213259
They are mainly for virtue signaling. "Oh look at me I'm a drunk". When I was an alcoholic i drank a 5th a day atleast. A flask wasn't enough to do anything.

>>9213244
Flasks are 8oz at best. Fucking worthless

>>9213988
>virtue signaling
It's time to go outside, Anon.

Vodka, dum dum. How new are you?

>>9213259
They're discreet enough to be hidden. If you've ever wanted to bring liquor somewhere that you'd otherwise have to pay a lot for it they're the go to. I take them to baseball games and wrestling matches.

>>9213988
>"Virtue signaling you're a drunk"
>Criticizes people for owning novelty items like flasks
>brags about formerly being too much of a drug addict to get drunk off the contents of a flask

How do you have this shit of an idea of what's worth bragging about, this kind of ego, and this little self-awareness as an adult?

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>>9213264
>It's like that coffee frog.
Um...sweetie? I dearly hope you're not implying you losers and your pathetic addiction are anything like me and my morning joe. Coffee is perfectly healthy, you see. Just ask Dr. Oz.

>>9213244
Cheap white rum. Goes down easiest for $9 a bottle

>>9213988
>virtue signaling alcoholism

Why don't you virtue signal yourself into a deadly car accident

>>9213259
Mind holds 3-4 shots and I can slip it in my jacket and you can't tell it's there. It got most of its use when I was under 21 in college since there were times I couldn't take a fifth with me everywhere on the weekends. I really only used mine to keep my drunk going after a pregame.
One time we pregamed before watching a movie and had half a water bottle of vodka in the car. So I smuggled in the theater by drinking some of it then collapsing it a bit by squeezing the air out and slipping it down my pants so it looked at most like I had a half chub. I went back in the movie past the security doorman guy at the front who checked my ticket and a police officer no problem feeling confident af. This would have been a time where a flask may have been handy since I could put it in my pocket and it would contour to my leg since it's curved and look at most like a phone/wallet.

>>9213988
>le virtue signaling
those damn coloreds right fellow pol-friend?

>>9213244
A funnel.

>>9215422
i would have reached for that bulge and crunched it in my fist tbqhwyf.

>>9213244
cyanide and pepsi

>>9213288
Damn that's a good idea. I always thought flasks were for straight swigs from movies and shit

>>9213244
>What's the best flask filler?
I prefer alcohol.

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>>9213988
>virtue signaling
I know you're trying to say le randumb functional alcoholic xD, but it came out retarded.

>>9216166
I love Miku lads

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>>9213280
Taste more like a true potato vodka rather than the wheat vodkas shitting up the market these days.

>>9213264
>I have actual Asperger's.
Have you tried actual medication?
I have it too and at one point i thought about becoming an alcoholic but i'm on SSRIs now and it's a lot better.

>>9219471
>tfw just started ssris and no longer want to die every instant but am also unable to orgasm
mixed bag desu

>>9216166
I think he just meant "showing" but got meme'd on by /pol/ and now he's retarded.

>>9217427
lets be honest
who doesnt love miku?

>>9219471
I can't afford medication. I only get alcohol because I work at Costco and my manager lets me take a case a week. I think he pities me.

>>9213244
A decent blended whisky. Cheap enough to justify drinking from a flask but not just grain alcohol and caramel colouring. Rum can also work well.

>>9213259
It's a bit of fun essentially. Feels nice to carry, allows you to have a quick nip here and there to keep a buzz going when you're on a night out, or to just give yourself a little treat on a Friday. Also good for camping or hiking.

>Not carrying 3 different flasks on you to make mix drinks with wherever you go

>>9219471
Alcohol is a much better treatment for most psychiatric disorders than SSRI's, SSRI's are worse poison than alcohol.

>>9221189
It works for some people, friendo.

>A fellow Uncle James

I should emulate you and start drinking in front of my nieces and nephews

used to put soco+dr pepper in my flask

>>9221208
Doesn't mean it's any less damaging.

>>9213244
Gatorade cucumber lime flavor

Go fishing on my own in the middle of winter and for some reason sipping on a flask is pretty comfy. I just put some cheap bourbon or gin in it.

>>9213280
Popov is actually really good, despite it being a $8 plastic bottle

>>9222394
that's the wetbrain talking

>>9213288
>No one's the wiser
Protip whiskey smells strong especially JD. We can smell it.

Magic shell