>new supermarket opens near me
>they don't have a soda sommelier
>even walmarts have licensed soda sommeliers recommending food
wtf i can't even
>>9213237
What.
What?
Que?
have cherry coke with cherry blasters, this one is on the house for your time of need
>>9213372
Nigga you're the one going doing your own shopping at a grocery.
>>9213385
Exactly. What sort of person does their own shopping?
My mom does our shopping.
>>9213404
>not getting the help to do the grocery shopping
how positively barbaric
>>9213237
What's next? A grocery store with no jester?
>>9213237
Do they even have a store jester?
>>9213237
I recommend the RC Cola, 1983.
>>9213436
>any cola newer than 1980
truly plebeian taste