Welcome to the /ck/ challenge: Vote Thread: Chilly Chilly Yum

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Entry The First by Akabeko

>Ok, here's my entry. Japanese food works pretty well with the theme, and I settled on cold soba noodles with a cold ginger-soy dipping broth. I served it with hot orange peel herbal tea.

>It wasn't bad. I don't think I'd be mad if I ate it again, but I tend to prefer hot meals.

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Entry The Second by Spice Jar

>Roasted beef tenderloin sliders (medium rare) with blue cheese and wild mushroom espagnole sauce, coconut crusted shrimp, extra thin waffle fries, all served cold.

>yes it's from a restaurant
>yes it's from the restaurant i work at
>yes i made everything, from start to finish (aside from the slider buns)
>yes it is actually cold
>yes, it would probably be better hot

>I'm back on the line and don't have the time or energy to make an at-home entry these days, but when servers fuck up an order and we have extra food I often wrap it up, stash it in the lowboy, and eat it cold for dinner when I get home, after a few drinks - 5-6 nights a week. My philosophy is that if a server fucks up an order and I have to make it twice, that first fuck-up is going to me, not FoH.

Suggesting potatoes for the next theme.

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Entry The Third by Ya Dingus

>For your consideration, I would like to present my interpretation of perhaps the most prevalent "chilled dish" in classic American Cuisine.

>Behold my irregular yet elite slice of wood-fired pepperoni pizza. Homemade dough, chilled overnight, then topped with only the most premium Newman's Own Fra Diavolo, Boar's Head Mozzarella, some kind of turkey pepperoni, and parmesean crumbly. Fired in a ~800 wood burning pizza oven, this is perfect pizza was then chilled in the back of my fridge for 3 days before being consumed early Friday morning as I was on my way to work.

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Entry The Fourth by Snowman

>Here's my entry, my favorite summertime meal, tuna pasta salad. Works great for a standalone meal salad, or as a side dish. Quick and easy to make.

>Made with spaghetti, onions, garlic, bell pepper and tomatoes. Covered with a dressing of mayo, cream, oil, mustard, pesto and soy sauce, along with some herbs to taste.

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Entry The Fifth by Georgiafag

>Here is my entry.
>Pimento Cheese and Bacon Deviled Eggs
>Made with handmade mayo, Austrian beer mustard, extra sharp cheddar, egg yolks, pimentos, etc.
>The acid in the mayo is 2 parts lemon juice to 1 part champagne vinegar.
>The seasoning topping is a creole seasoning made with smoked paprika.

>Yes, it is a main dish. I just ate the whole plate of them for dinner.

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Entry The Sixth by Franz Liszt

>I wanted to try something I haven't worked with before, SO:
>Mango habanero frog legs & coconut calamari salad.

>For the marinade
>Blend mango, pineapple and papaya chunks (2/3 cups each)
>3tbsp soy sauce
>3tbsp habanero sauce
>2tbsp honey
>Salt, pepper, ginger, garlic
>Baked the legs & seasoned with dill, then left to chill (2hrs)

>For the salad
>Take 1 pound of calamari, cleaned & sliced into rings
>Clean and julienne 2 serranos and 2 fresnos
>Mix 1/3 cup lime juice, 2tbsp coconut milk, 1tbsp fish oil, 1tbsp honey, 2tbsp olive oil, ~1/2 cup spring onions,
>Put it all in a bowl & let soak for 2-3 hrs in fridge
>Drain & sautee
>Empty contents of pan into bowl of arugula & cilantro
>Mix in ~1/2cup coconut shavings, dress lightly w/ lime juice & into the fridge it goes

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Entry The Seventh by Toothpick

>Here's my entry, chilled blueberry and creme anglaise soup with pecans and feta that both half-sank below the surface.

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Entry The Eighth by Shake-kun

>I'm planning to make pressed cod sushi with red and green perilla since perilla plants have taken over my back garden and this gives me an excuse to use them. What else can I use perilla leaves for besides Japanese food? It just grows wild here and in no short supply. It's drowned out my parsley and lovage.

>Hate to be /that/ asshat, but I might use octopus instead of the cod I mentioned in >>9136834

>Unwrapped, cut diagonally and plated with three sides: tomato and cucumber salad with homemade ginger/miso dressing, blanched spinach dressed with Chinese-style light soy sauce and topped with smoked fish flakes and stew-fried carrot cooked with Japanese light soy sauce, mirin and sugar, served cold, drizzed with dark sesame oil and sprinkled with toasted sesame seeds.

>Tried standing the triangles up to make it look more presentable but good ol" James was just not havin' it and kept fidgeting my arms, the jerkface.
>All in all, everything was delicious, though I await my low scores.

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Entry The Ninth by Toys

>Anyway, this is Aspic (Šaltiena in Lithuanian) made from pork and chicken with a side of horseradish and couple of pieces of black bread. Is not as sophisticated as some of the other entries, but it will have to do.

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Entry The Tenth by Birdskull

>Ok. Here is my Wasabi Deviled Eggs entry by Birdskull.

>nb4 "Durr. Not a main dish..."
>That's how I eat it so I figure it counts.

>Fluffy 'Wasabi' filling, Cut up nori and salmon roe topping. That is some tasty fucking soy sauce in the dipping cup there.

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Entry The Eleventh by Webmfag

>Here's my entry. Retarded plating, but sometimes you have to go big to win big.

> Spicy chili-cucumber ice lollies with garlicky "gazpatcho-ish" with a penis-shaped bread stick for decoration.

>Coldest entry yet.

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Entry The Twelfth by GradSchoolGuy

>Here is my entry. Ratatouille with toasted wheat bread.

>Total cost was only about $6 (USD) to make. There are plenty of leftovers for the next few days too.

>Canned tomatoes 2 x 0.59
>Zucchini 0.60
>Bell Peppers 1.38
>Eggplant 2.00
>Onion 1.02
>-----------------------
>Total: 6.18

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Entry The Thirteenth by Mamushka Doll

>The final dish. Shrimp with roasted mango cocktail sauce and a pico de gallo cucumber salad.

>The shrimp was boiled in a court boullion, then chilled.

>The cucumber salad is vegeti'd cucumbers with diced tomatoes, onion, avocado, and roasted serrano peppers, also lime juice and cilantro.

>The sauce is a traditonal cocktail sauce and roasted mango pureed together.

>Everything was chilled and delicious.

Remember folks, only full votes count, so vote for each and every entry.
If you entered and are going to vote, please be as objective about your entry as possible.
>insert joke here

>>9213400
>insert joke here
What's blue and washes my car?

>>9213639
My nigger, and I'll paint him any color I want.

Haha! Get it?

>>9213682
Hey,.
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

>>9213684
A pilot, you fucking racist.

>>9213176

>>9213159
What have the themes been in previous months? Maybe we could do some kind of dessert or fruit theme. A lot of citrus and apples are in season in August.

>>9214163
>>9213684
Fuck, I was too busy waiting for captcha to load to actually say what I meant: Thanks for the suggestion.
>>9214186
The previous themes were
>Eggs
>Sandwich
>Berries in a Savory Context
And thank you for the two suggestions.

>>9213169
Presentation: 4
Originality: 3
Appeal: 4
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213175
Presentation: 2
Originality: 2
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 2

>>9213182
Presentation: 1
Originality: 1
Appeal: 2
Challenge Goals: 2

>>9213188
Presentation: 4
Originality: 4
Appeal: 4
Challenge Goals: 5
Looks really good! I might have to make it sometime.

>>9213194
Presentation: 5
Originality: 2
Appeal: 4
Challenge Goals: 4

>>9213203
Presentation: 2
Originality: 4
Appeal: 2
Challenge Goals: 4

>>9213209
Presentation: 1
Originality: 3
Appeal: 1
Challenge Goals: 5
This just looks so disgusting. Sorry anon.

>>9213213
Presentation: 4
Originality: 4
Appeal: 4
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213222
Presentation: 1
Originality: 2
Appeal: 1
Challenge Goals: 4

>>9213226
Presentation: 3
Originality: 4
Appeal: 4
Challenge Goals: 4

>>9213230
Presentation: 3
Originality: 3
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 3
I would be very upset if my waiter brought me this for dinner.

>>9213232
Presentation: 3
Originality: 3
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 4

>>9213239
Presentation: 4
Originality: 3
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9214300
Thanks for the votes.

Bump. Going to vote later

>>9213169
-Presentation: 2
It looks like the person just slapped some noodles in a bowl, and dumped the sauce in another.
-Originality: 2
Nothing original about cold noodles on a hot summer day.
-Appeal: 2
Where's the proof that this person actually made this and did not buy a premade pack at the store?
-Challenge Goals: 5
I would eat on a hot day for sure.

>>9213175
-Presentation: 3
Looks like some post sex left overs taken home before the rumpfest doggybag
-Originality: 4
Decided to buck the trend of normally cold foods
-Appeal: 3
Would definitely eat if drunk
-Challenge Goals: 5
The dish is obviously cold, you can tell from it's appearance.

>>9213182
-Presentation: 3
Looks bad but that's to be expected for cold pizza
-Originality: 3
It's cold pizza, but not something that was submitted in another entry.
-Appeal: 4
Nothing beats cold pizza the day after delivery
-Challenge Goals: 5
The pizza is obviously cold.

>>9213188
-Presentation: 4
Looks good. It's a pasta salad after all!
-Originality: 5
I thought of making a tuna salad but with macaroni noodles. I would have never thought to use spaghetti noodles. Good job mate.
-Challenge Goals: 5
It's a cold dish.

>>9213194
-Presentation: 4
One of the eggs is missing a piece of parsley.
-Originality: 3
Pretty common dish for summer.
-Appeal: 5
Looks great. Was a recipe posted, or is it just regular deviled eggs, paprika, with chunks of bacon.
-Challenge Goals: 5
It's a cold dish.

1 rest cont.

>>9215841
>-Challenge Goals: 5
>It's a cold dish.

what about the main part you fucktard

>>9215860
>fucktard
>>>/r/eddit

>>9215841
Back to the votes part 2. Just noticed that I forgot to tripfag my previous.

>>9213203
-Presentation: 3
Nothing special, but looks good
-Originality: 5
Frog legs, need I say more?
-Appeal: 4
I would eat it
-Challenge Goals: 5
It's a cold dish

>>9213209
-Presentation: 1
It looks like someone killed a chicken and held its head over the bowl.
-Originality: 4
Using fruits is interesting
-Appeal: 2
See presentation
-Challenge Goals: 5
It's a cold dish

>>9213213
-Presentation: 3
Meh.
-Originality: 5
Nice touch with the octopus, but if was really alive, then you wasted a perfectly octopus.
-Appeal: 2
Looks bad with the sauce under the food.
-Challenge Goals: 5
It's a cold dish

>>9213222
-Presentation: 1
It looks absolutely horrible.
-Originality: 5
No one else had the balls to make a 1960/70s jello mold. So at least there is that.
-Appeal: 2
Aside from having to eat the toy (bad joke sorry), the meat jello reminds me of jellied eels.
-Challenge Goals: 5
It's a cold dish

>>9213226
-Presentation: 5
I hate this type of presentation, but it looks nice.
-Originality: 3
Pretty common dish for summer
-Appeal: 5
It looks good
-Challenge Goals: 5
It's a cold dish.

Part 3 next

>>9215886

you're a shit judge who didn't understand the brief and shouldn't be scoring.

>>9215929
you use reddit words

i win

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>>9215952
>having such an intimate knowledge of Reddit that you know their vocabulary front to back.

>>9215915
Back to the votes part 3

>>9213230
-Presentation: 3
Last pic is horrendous, but I know some females that would love that
-Originality: 5
You made everything, even if the end result is a total shitshow.
-Appeal: 1
This appears to be something that a basic /fit/ bitch would consume. Moreover, it looks like diarrhea popsicle pops.
-Challenge Goals: 1
Except for the basic /fit/ bitches, I cannot fathom that anyone would consider this a "main dish"

>>9213232
DISCLAIMER: My submission.
-Presentation: 2
Could have been better, but cold ratatouille does not look its best
-Originality: 3
It's a pretty god summer/fall vegetable food.
-Appeal: 2
It looks pretty bad, but that is what happens when you phone post. Thank you to the individual who flipped my pictures upright. I love you, and if you're a dude then no homo >>>/soc/ please.
-Challenge Goals: 5
It was a cold dish.

>>9213239
-Presentation: 5
Looks great and not too pretentious
-Originality: 4
Where I live shrimp is normally served cold.
-Appeal: 5
Would definitely take my 3d waifu to a place that serves this!
-Challenge Goals: 5
It was a cold dish.

>>9215841
>>9215915
>>9216012

These are my votes. I forgot to tripfag the first, but the others are tripfagged. I wanted to leave comments explaining why I voted the way that I did.

Everyone except the fuckwit in >>9215860 can have a nice day/night!

Suggestion for the next challenge: I agree with >>9213176 and perhaps would should do something potato related. Potatoes are cheap, easily available, and do not require much other than something to cook them on: main, side, or snack.

END MY VOTES

>>9215841
>>9215915
>>9216012
>>9216040
Thank 4 vote

>>9215841
>>>9213188(You)
You forgot to score the Appeal on Entry 4.

>16 hour old thread
>2 people have voted

I'm sorry that so much effort is put into this but no one participates. Meanwhile I could make a thread about a McChicken and get 200 replies

>>9213169
Presentation-3
Originality-3
Appeal-2(the color of the noodles really bothers me)
Challenge goals-5
>>9213175
Presentation-2
Originality-4
Appeal-3(I also think it sounds better hot)
Challenge goals-5, it's cold
>>9213182
Presentation-1
Originality-2
Appeal-2
Challenge goals-5
>>9213188
Presentation-3
Orginality-3
Appeal-4
Challenge goals-5
>>9213194
Presentation-4
Orginality-3
Appeal-2(personal taste)
Challenge goals-5
>>9213203
Presentation-3
Originality-5
Appeal-4
Challenge goals-5
>>9213209
Presentation-3
Originality-5
Appeal-4
Challenge goals-5

>>9216382
see >>9215841

>>9216645
I did see it.
There's score for Presentation, Originality and Challenge Goals on >>9213188 but no score for Appeal.

P = presentation, O = originality, A = appeal, C = challenge

>>9213169
P: 3
O: 3
A: 4
C: 5

>>9213175
P: 2
O: 2 Potato chips
A: 5 Would be better hot, but still looks tasty
C: 5

>>9213182
P: 1
O: 1 cold pizza, I guess it is a classic
A: 2
C: 5

>>9213188
P: 2
O: 3
A: 4
C: 5

>>9213194
P: 3
O: 4
A: 5 I would add green onions, but looks good
C: 3 more like an appetizer

>>9213203
P: 2
O: 5
A: 2
C: 5

>>9213209
P: 1
O: 4
A: 1 cold blueberry juice in a bowl
C: 4

>>9213213
P: 3
O: 5
A: 2
C: 5

>>9213222
P: 2
O: 3
A: 2
C: 5

>>9213226
>Disclamer: this was me
P: 4 I try for fancy
O: 2
A: 3 It was decent, would maybe make it again
C: 3 More of an appetizer

>>9213230
P: 2
O: 4
A: 2
C: 3

>>9213232
P: 2
O: 4
A: 4
C: 5

>>9213239
P: 5
O: 3
A: 5 Looks good man
C: 5

>potatoes sound like fun, but I would also like to do limes or citrus.

>>9216788
Thanks for the vote Birdskull.

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>>9216660
Appeal is 4/5. Sorry. I admit my fault. Good luck to all who competed, and sorry for the jannies/mods. Please forgive me.

>>9216807
No problem m850, don't be so hard on yourself.

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>>9216823
Yeah I was in a bit of a rush when I typed them all up. Have a gif :)

>>9213222
Appeal-1
Originality-3
Presentation-1
Challenge goals-5

>>9213226
Presentation-5, favorite so far
Originality-4
Appeal-3
Challenge-5
>>9213230
Presentation-3
Originality-5
Appeal-1
Challenge-2, not actually an entree for most

>>9213232
Presentation:2
Originality:2
Appeal:3
Challenge goals:5
>>9213239
Presentation:4
Originality:3
Appeal:4
Challenge goals:5

>>9217451
>>9217414
>>9217400
>>9216572
These are all my posts, sorry for breaking it up. I'm out of it today

>>9213169
Presentation: 3/5
Originality: 2/5
Appeal: 3/5
Challenge Goals: 5/5
Total: 13/20
Cold soba sounds great, but the execution wasn't exactly original. It appears you put some thought into the minimalist presentation but the noodles were kinda just thrown on the plate.

>>9213175
Presentation: 2/5
Originality: 2/5
Appeal: 2/5
Challenge Goals: 2/5
Total: 8/20
Presentation was so bad. This dish would have been 5/5 appeal is served hot the way it was intended but the challenge was cold main dish meaning things that are typically served cold. Cold sliders sounds terrible but cold fried shrimp and waffle fries sounds downright disgusting.

>>9213182
Presentation: 1/5
Originality: 3/5
Appeal: 1/5
Challenge Goals: 2/5
Total: 7/20
Lame presentation. You made the dough and cooked it in a legit pizza oven so props. But a good pizza is gross cold, also, it isn't supposed to be served cold.

>>9213188
Presentation: 3/5
Originality: 3/5
Appeal: 3/5
Challenge Goals: 5/5
Total: 14/20
Simple presentation. Standard tuna noodle salad recipe. Spaghetti really isn't the best noodle for this dish.

>>9213194
Presentation: 3/5
Originality: 4/5
Appeal: 4/5
Challenge Goals: 3/5
Total: 14/20
Could have piped the yolks before stabbing them with bacon chunks. Nice recipe though, appeal would have been perfect with a fresh balance like celery or lettuce cups. Totally an appetizer though.

>>9213203
Presentation: 3/5
Originality: 5/5
Appeal: 3/5
Challenge Goals: 5/5
Total: 14/20
Presentation was okay. Originality is solid. Appeal, I really don't like the idea of bones in salad, but salads are cold so good on you.

>>9213209
Presentation: 2/5
Originality: 3/5
Appeal: 4/5
Challenge Goals: 5/5
Total: 14/20
Marbles work wonders at keeping toppings afloat for photos. Just don't serve it that way. Still your presentation wouldn't have been great. No idea how you prepared this but would have been impressed with mention of toasted pecans. It sounds tasty and cold.

>>9217460
You forgot Entry 8
>>9213213

>>9217518
Hey heads up, you might want to double check your totals, they don't all add up

>>9217460
>>9217525
Thanks for the heads up
Presentation:2
Originality:4
Appeal:2
Goals:5

>>9217563
Thanks for the votes.

>>9217548
Don't worry too much about voter-posted totals.
I total everything up on the index cards used for tallying scores.

>>9217548
Thanks for the heads up. I'm a phone posting faggot so that always happens. Just going to forget the totals next post.

>>9217830
Cheers, m8

>>9217518
2/2
>>9213213
Presentation: 5/5
Originality: 5/5
Appeal: 4/5
Goals: 5/5
Scoring based on had you been able to stand those upright. Using octopus is pretty cool and the salads sound awesome. But personally I'm not a big fan of fish flakes.

>>9213222
Presentation: 2/5
Originality: 3/5
Appeal: 2/5
Goals: 5/5
Scoring assuming you made the aspic yourself. Minimal plating. If it was presented or described better it may have had greater appeal.

>>9213226
Presentation: 5/5
Originality: 5/5
Appeal: 5/5
Goals: 3/5
Good clean presentation. I feel like plain soy sauce could have been changed a bit in some way. But these are h'or d'oeuvres. Plain and simple.

>>9213230
Presentation: 2/5
Originality: 5/5
Appeal: 3/5
Goals: 5/5
You tried working with what you had and it looked halfway ridiculous. Sounds bretty gud tho senpai, and you made fuckin breadsticks dawg.

>>9213232
Presentation: 2/5
Originality: 2/5
Appeal: 4/5
Goals: 5/5
Dinnertable plating, typical preparation, would eat tf out of tho with better bread, and ratatouille is one of those dishes where it is acceptable to eat hot or cold meaning

>>9213239
Presentation: 5/5
Originality: 5/5
Appeal: 4/5
Goals: 5/5
Good height and motion. Cucumbers as spaghetti sounds wrong and you can see a pool has started under the salad. Everything was transformed though and everything is supposed to be served cold so cheers on that. Without the salad this would have been h'ors d'oeuvre territory.

>>9218487
>Scoring assuming you made the aspic yourself. Minimal plating. If it was presented or described better it may have had greater appeal.
Yeah, I made it myself. All them pig feet and tails and shit. As for presentation - I can't into it. I need to google on how to make food look good in pictures. It was the first time I've cooked it.

>>9218501
Nice work. Just keep trying with the plating, you'll get the hang of it. Did you make the horseradish too? I wasn't in the original thread so I'm not sure if the dishes had more elaborate postings than what's here.

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>>9218551
We shall see what is the next months challenge, maybe something more presentable can be made from my end. As for horseradish - I bought it, but in all fairness, I might as well make my own - it isn't hard at all, unlike for example making home made mayonnaise.
Anyways, thanks for the words of encouragement.
There is always room to improve.

>>9218487
Thank so for the votes.

Bumpagne

Before the scores I'd like to say that I think a dish deserves 5/5 on challenge goals if its seems like it'd be better cold than hot.

>>9213169
Presentation:4 nice and clean
Originality:3
Appeal:3 would be lower but grading on a curve because I don't like cold main dishes
Challenge Goals:4 the tea is bit of a cheat

>>9213175
Presentation: 3 can't do much with sliders
Originality: 2
Appeal: 3 would be much better hot
Challenge Goals: 2 I just think this is a hot dish served cold

>>9213182
Presentation: 1 I know the dish is somewhat tongue in cheek but could've been presented better
Originality: 2
Appeal:2
Challenge Goals:2

>>9213188
Presentation: 3
Originality: 1
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 5
About what was expected for this challenge

>>9213194
Presentation: 3
Originality: 3
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213203
Presentation: 4
Originality: 4
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 3.5 could be colder

>>9213209
Presentation: 2
Originality: 3
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213213
Presentation: 2.5 its all there
Originality: 4
Appeal: 3 really torn on this one could be better than I think it is
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213222
Presentation: 2 would've been better with cleaner cuts
Originality: 4
Appeal: 1
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213226
Presentation:4
Originality: 3
Appeal: 4
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213230
Presentation: 4
Originality: 3
Appeal: 4
Challenge Goals: 5
Good job

>>9213232
Presentation: 3
Originality: 3
Appeal: 4
Challenge Goals: 2 another dish that's just served cold and would be better hot

>>9213239
Presentation: 4
Originality: 4
Appeal: 3
Challenge Goals: 5

>>9220437
Thanks for the votes, m879

Bumperino

>>9213169
P: 4
O: 3
A: 4
G: 5

>>9213175
P: 2
O: 2
A: 3
G: 5

>>9213182
P: 1
O: 2
A: 3
G: 5

>>9213188
P: 3
O: 4
A: 4
G: 5

>>9213194
P: 4
O: 4
A: 4
G: 5

>>9213203
P: 3
O: 4
A: 3
G: 5

>>9213209
P: 2
O: 3
A: 3
G: 5

>>9213213
P: 4
O: 4
A: 4
G: 5

>>9213222
P: 2
O: 4
A: 2
G: 5

>>9213226
P: 4
O: 5
A: 4
G: 5

>>9213230
P: 2
O: 4
A: 3
G: 5

>>9213232
P: 3
O: 3
A: 4
G: 5

>>9213239
P: 3
O: 4
A: 4
G: 5

Tried to be unbiased. All the dishes are cold so that fits the challenge in my book.

>>9221020
Oh, and for a theme suggestion: Best dish. The best dish in your arsenal. That would make a fun challenge.

>>9221020
Thank 4 vote
>>9221160
Also 4 suggest

Things that go
>bump
in the night

>>9222262
>Things that go
>>bump
>in the night
Is it (You)?

>>9222353
Only if I forget to turn on the light after drinking too much.

>>9222559
Also just when I forget to turn the light on while sober.
>another bumpa gump shrimp

I wanted to reply with a cool song but I couldn't remember the key words that got me there.
This popped up and now I'm suicidal more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjDqhs-JVTE

Found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfwfUF72BY4

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>>9222882
What bothers me most is that there are ppl who subscribe (I've never) and watch this "content" religiously.
I honestly do not get it.
I would love it if someone explained it to me.
Or food.

>>9213169 Akabebo
>Presentation: 3
>Originality: 2
>Appeal: 2
>Challenge Goals: 3
>Total: 10

>>9213175 Spice Weasel
>Presentation: 2
>Originality: 3
>Appeal: 4
>Challenge Goals: 2
>Total: 11

>>9213182 Ya Dingus
>Presentation: 1
>Originality: 1
>Appeal: 5
>Challenge Goals: 2
>Total: 9

>>9213188 Snowman with snowballs
>Presentation: 3
>Originality: 2
>Appeal: 2
>Challenge Goals: 3
>Total: 10

>>9213194 Georgiahomosexual
>Presentation: 3
>Originality: 3
>Appeal: 5
>Challenge Goals: 3
>Total: 14

>>9213203 Franz Lisp
>Presentation: 2
>Originality: 5
>Appeal: 2
>Challenge Goals: 3
>Total: 12

>>9213209 Toofpick
>Presentation: 1
>Originality: 4
>Appeal: 1
>Challenge Goals: 5
>Total: 11

>>9213213 Shaka-khan
>Presentation: 4
>Originality: 5
>Appeal: 5
>Challenge Goals: 5
>Total: 19

>>9213222 Toys
>Presentation: 3
>Originality: 3
>Appeal: 3
>Challenge Goals: 4
>Total: 13

>>9213226 Birdskull
>Presentation: 5
>Originality: 4
>Appeal: 5
>Challenge Goals: 3
>Total: 17

>>9213230 Webmhomosexual
>Presentation: 2
>Originality: 4
>Appeal: 1
>Challenge Goals: 3
>Total: 10

>>9213232 GradSkoolGuy
>Presentation: 2
>Originality: 3
>Appeal: 3
>Challenge Goals: 3
>Total: 11

>>9213239 Mamooseka Doll
>Presentation: 5
>Originality: 3
>Appeal: 3
>Challenge Goals: 3
>Total: 14

>>9223849
Thanks for the votes.

>>9224258
bump

>>9224504
Thanks for the
>bump

Doing some tallying up, eight votes in three days is pretty damn good for the contest's current incarnation.
Shit, I think a month or two got like five votes all told.
It's all up from here, possibly.
>bloggy bump

All bumped up to the sky, which is the limit, which I will push it to.

>>9225666
Clearly I have been blessed (cursed?) by Satan, so the
>bumps
will continue, like a culinary-minded outbreak of herpes.

>Next round suggestion
Dishes that are can be either main or side

Anyone got any more theme suggestions for next month?
Next month the suggestions will be thrown around at the first, during the suggestion thread(s), and then the top five (by number of people agreeing) will be set up for voting during the vote thread, appropriately enough.
>>9226357
Follow this anon's example.
Also, thanks for the suggestion.

Bump Before Bed
>the most trustworthy BBB

>>9213188
>water in a craft beer glass
Disgusting

>>9228162
Be fair, it could be vodka.

Ohai vote thread.
>>9213169
>Presentation: 5
Makes me homesick.
>Originality: 2
>Appeal: 5
Again, homesick.
>Challenge Goals: 5
It's a cold dish meant to be cold

>>9213175
>Presentation: 3
>Originality: 2
>Appeal: 3
I don't really like beef, but assuming I did, I'd rate it thusly. If I could take personal tastes (IE my revulsion to most beef dishes that aren't stew, curry, meatloaf/meatballs, burgers and, finally, steak with vinegar or lemon), I'd give a 1. But that wouldn't be fair. Just really rather dislike roast beef, smoked beef brisket, barbecued beef ribs, beef sausages/hot dogs etc. Yes, I'm aware it's odd to live in the west and dislike beef.
>Challenge Goals: 1
So you just left it to grow cold?

>>9213182
>Presentation: giggle
>Originality: giggle
>Appeal: squeak
>Challenge Goals: more giggle
50/20
Giggles and squeaks are worth extra points.

>>9213188
>Presentation: 4
I like simple plating.
>Originality: 2
>Appeal: 4
I love pasta salad and tuna, but don't put nearly as much mayo as you do.
>Challenge Goals: 5
It's cold. It's meant to be cold. It's unmistakeably cold.

>>9213194
>Presentation: 4
>Originality: 2
>Appeal: 5
I like deviled eggs
>Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213203
>Presentation: 4
>Originality: 5
>Appeal: 5
>Challenge Goals: 1
You just left the legs to go cold.

>>9213209
>Presentation: 1
>Originality: 1
>Appeal: 1
>Challenge Goals: 5

>>9213213
>Presentation: 2
>Originality: 2
Aunt's recipe.
>Appeal: 5
Cuz I love 'pus.
>Challenge Goals: 2

>>9213222
>Presentation: 3
>Originality: 5
>Appeal: 5
>Challenge Goals: 5
I fucking love aspic.

>>9213226
Same as other deviled eggs less a point for appeal cuz I hate horseradish

>>9213230 # Webmhomosexual
>Presentation: 2
>Originality: 5
>Appeal: 1
>Challenge Goals: 5
loldickbread

>>9213232
>Presentation: 3
>Originality: 3
>Appeal: 5
>Challenge Goals: 2
Ya just left a hot dish to go cold.

>>9213239
>Presentation: 5
>Originality: 3
>Appeal: 3
>Challenge Goals: 5
damn you and your non-shaky plating skillets

As for theme suggestion:
Non-salad vegetarian stuff? Everybody eats something vegetarian, even if it's just pizza. It could promote people who can't think of a vegetarian dish they'd like to make to just try their hand at homemade pizza. Dough, sauce and all.

>>9228445
Thanks for the votes, but I gotta have actual numbers for Entry 3.
Everything is tallied up, including P O A and even C.

>>9228500
1s all the way down, then, sorry.

>>9228535
No problem, it's just to preserve the integrity of the numbers.
>I may be taking this all a bit too seriously
>>9228475
Also, thanks for the theme suggestion.

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>>9228535

>>9228445
>Yes, I'm aware it's odd to live in the west and dislike beef.

I think that's odd anywhere. I can understand not liking certain dishes, but given how many different textures and flavors you can get depending on the cut of beef used as well as the recipe it seems odd to not like any of it.

>>9228595
I like some applications of beef, but for the most part, I just typically don't and never have, even as a kid. I never make a big fuss about it, though. If going to a dinner and being offered beef, I'd accept and be grateful for it. Just would prefer literally any other meat over beef. Especially pork.

Bump to keep it up and ready to go.
>pls take that entirely out of context... ladies

Nine votes so far, fukken nice.

>>9228872
Different strokes (ooh, saucy!) for different folks.
Also, FYI, as of 8 votes you're in 3rd place. Not bad m897.

>>9229802
When does it end? On the 31st?

>>9229860
All the way to 11:59pm on the 31st.
Scores announced on the 1st.
>keeping scores is fun

>>9229908
Page 7 bumparinodiddlydo
>nedflanders.gif

>>9230616
Thankerido friendidlirio!
>say that five times fast

>>9229908
Ha.
I'm working with my therapist on finding a reason to keep on living.
This contest is the best reason I've found so far.
Fucking hell.

>>9231074
Same

>>9231215
I'm sorry to hear that.
>bump
Any excuse to bump, me.

>>9231499
Don't be a dick to yourself or us.
This is the time of year when I have to visit the doc for alazopram supple-mintz. That person, she is messing with my head. Or not. It's probably just me being me. Hehe!
I LOVE my headsoapopera!

>>9231499
>>9231875
If Pulling out a Duran Duran poster that came with a 45 wasn't enough, then fuck you.
I thought we had something.
At this point I'm just going to post jibberish, so um... jibberish.

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>>9231893
>jibberish.
For the lack of better words - stone, eggplant, scissors, and knot.

>>9231499
Okay, friendo, you are very appreciated.
There are a bunch of lurkers beyond the contributors.
A shit ton of people are viewing this shit show and you are king shit of fuck mountain in this display of cock gobbling, ball-flapping horse shit, so man the fuck up and be the leader that you are.
You're doing an awesome job. Quit being a fag.
I mean that in the nicest of ways, faggot.

>>9231921
Hmmmm...? Scared to reply because I might say something nice? Yeah, handsome. That's what it's about right now. Get at me, intelligent person...

Bumpin to the limit
>the limiiiit

Theme suggestion: nut-based entrees?

>>9232884
THanks for the suggestion.

>>9232884
We already had fruits. Or are you talking the "Natural Harvest" kind of nutting?

Do something interesting but broad, like "seafood" or "egg dishes".

>>9233648
We always have fruits, this is 4chan after all.

VOTING ENDS 11:59pm ON MONDAY
VOTE WHILE YOU CAN

Theme suggestion: make a jack dish in a pretentious manner

>>9234896
I've actually got something similar on list for next year; "Take a shit recipe and make it fukken noice".
Next year is going to be, as the urban youth say "lit", followed by like a dozen fucking emojis.

>>9235176
>not forcing us to use year old smoked brisket that has extensive freezer burns
>not forcing us to serve it at a church function/charity fundraiser
>not forcing us to rail against the church's illuminati based voting methods for the competition
>RIGGED.gif
>not forcing us to all but admit that we force our friends and family to vote for us out of guilt but verbally state that we won't do that
>all while wearing a Deadpool ballcap in the house of our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Wew lad are you even trying?

Also, BUMPING from page 5 with this shitpost.

>>9235424
Well, I'm not a fucking monster...

>>9233648
? fruits and nuts are tres diferente, meu amico

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I would like to suggest thing for the next month challenge, but since I have no Idea what was made in the previous challenges, please just ignore the duplicates.

1.Meatloaf or a variation of thereof.
2.Pasta-dish.
3. Sauces, which could be cold as salsa or hot as gravy.
4.Fish-dish.
5.Patte
These are my suggestions. Please disregard things and don't forget to shitpost in response.

>>9236182

How about "the best thing you cook at/for work"?

It would be an interesting mix of industry anons, meal preppers, and spaghettios with taco bell hot sauce.

>>9236251
>How about "the best thing you cook at/for work"?
I am sceptical about this one because of how hard or impossible it would be to judge the challenge goal part. Either all entries get 5s or 1s, because how does one judge what fits 'for work'? Just my opinion, I am sure someone can debunk it.
Plus, as a /fit/, my to work meal is usually depending on the macros, more than anything.

>>9236325

You take the picture(s) at work?

>as a /fit/

Nobody cares. This is a board for people who enjoy food, and look at it as more than fuel.

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hello would someone look at my risotto and tell me if I got the consistency right.
It tasted very creamy it wasn't very loose, but it wasn't clumpy or pastey.

>>9236339

Looks a little undercooked, and I prefer mine a tad more wet.

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>>9236334
>You take the picture(s) at work?
Yeah. Ok. I guess some people would consider pic related a great dish. But some might not.

>>9236372
Can I ask you. Is "Al Dente" The type of soft you'd get from let's say a steamed rice.

>>9236389

Al dente means that you don't have to chew it, but it still has a little bite, and isn't mushy.

Also, there's lots of different kinds of rice, and risotto is rice.

>>9236403
understood friend ty.

>>9236182
>>9236251
Thanks for the suggestions!
>>9236334
Everyone is welcome.

Bumping and thumping the pulpit with a fiery sermon about peppercorns.

>>9236873
Everyone, from /fit/ to /k/ to /a/ to /diy/ to /pol/ is welcome in the contest.
/lit/ can fuck off to a dumpster fire though.

Homemade pasta/noodles/dumplings as a suggestion?
And I mean mixing the dough and all yourself, not buying a box of spaghetti and calling it a day. Thoughts?

>>9237929
Making pasta is fun but it's a bitch the first few times and it's probably out of most people's comfort zones.

>>9226603
Recreate fictional food

>>9238042
That's why I included dumplings. Those're super easy to make. I don't mean filled dumpling necessarily. Or formed dumplings, like gnocchi. I mean something more like csipetke, if you know what those are. Simple, non-uniform dumplings.

>>9238151
Oh, okay. In context with pasta and noodles I read dumplings and thought of pot sticker wan-ton types. Those are a literal bitch to make.

>>9237897
>/lit/ can fuck off to a dumpster fire though.
story time?

>>9238638
I'm just not a fan of the board, and stated so in my trademark bombastic fashion.
>pfh

>>9238671
Oh okay. Might I suggest pork main dish for the next challenge in addition to my previous potatoes recommendation?

>>9238692
No problemo.

>>9238226
It can mean that, sure, but I meant "drop a handful of dough in boiling water" dumplings. Is there another word for them in English I'm not familiar with? Cuz I tried to google translate all the various words in Hungarian and German I know for various sorts of boiled dough things and it all just comes back as 'dumpling.'

>>9238776
Like potato dumplings, gnocchi, perogies, etc?

>>9237897

>/pol/ is preferable over /lit/

I love you, numbaz, for keeping this alive, but wtf?

Please don't stick us with a certain protein.

Noodle (pasta, wonton, ramen, spatzle, soba, etc)
Casserole
Soup
Grill
Fried
Picnic fare
Local sourced
Roll for ethnic food (Numnutz pulls out the 1d20 and tells us what country we get)
Roll for color (same)

>>9238985
Roll for ethnic food (Numnutz pulls out the 1d20 and tells us what country we get)
Like the last get was filled with Korean nationalism and talking about remove kebab, but with the korean twist, "japan genocide best day of my life" in a no korean food allowed thread?

>>9213169
p: 3
o: 2
a: 4
cg: 5

>>9213175
p: 1
o: 2
a: 2
cg: 2

>>9213182
p: 1
o: 1
a: 3
cg: 1

>>9213188
p: 3
o: 2
a: 4
cg: 4

>>9213194
p: 3
o: 3
a: 3
cg: 3

>>9213203
p: 2
o: 4
a: 2
cg: 3

>>9213209
p: 1
o: 4
a: 2
cg: 3

>>9213213
p: 4
o: 4
a: 3
cg: 5

>>9213222
p: 1
o: 3
a: 2
cg: 3

>>9213226
p: 4
o: 3
a: 3
cg: 3

>>9213213
p: 3
o: 3
a: 2
cg: 3

>>9213232
p: 2
o: 2
a: 2
cg: 3

>>9213239
p: 4
o: 3
a: 3
cg: 3

>>9238815
Sure, but not only potato stuff. Aren't all those made with potato?
Basically, any boiled, homemade dough would be fine by me. The csipetke that I mentioned earlier are very simple. You just pinch little pieces off of a ball of egg dough and drop them into boiling, salted water. Tarhonya are similar, but smaller.
There's also American dumplings like the ones for chicken and dumplings. Also klosse and knedliky from Austria and Czech Republic respectively. Doughboys from New Zealand. Etc etc etc.
Just thought it'd be a nice theme since literally everyone who has access to the internet has easy access to ingredients for making some sort of homemade noodle, pasta or dumpling and no one would be left out.
Just trying to be inclusive. :3

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>>9239135
Okay cool man. You mentioned a language barrier so I was just trying to gauge/understand what you meant.

>>9239025
I'm going to need you to elaborate on that, unless you are dunk in which case, sure!

>>9239135
Hi, I didn't see you suggest noodle, but I did too here >>9238985
It's unleavened dough that gets boiled or fried, right?
I think it's a great idea as it's really broad term and gives people a lot of room for interpretation. Gnocchi, spring roll, wonton in all of its variances, durum pasta in all of its variences, dumplings (spatzle, pierogi, etc).

>>9238972
/pol/ was good stuff, fucking years ago.
The Zimzam stuff was solid gold, but now thedonald refugees have turned it to complete shit.
Fug ::DDDD

>>9239089
Tenth Vote WOO!

>>9239089
Thanks for the votes.
I'm assuming your second vote for Entry 8 is for Entry 11.
Sort yerself out m81.

>>9239355

>now thedonald refugees have turned it to complete shit

Okay. I'll forgive you.

>>9239271
Well, I wasn't thinking spring rolls, but sure: why not?
So yeah, pasta, noodles or dumplings IE any boiled homemade dough (I guess fried is okay, too, but not what I was originally thinking) is muh suggestion.
Then, however you desire to present that cooked dough is all you. You can make pasta and tomato sauce, sliced dumpling with gravy, noodle casserole, passatelli in broth, pumpkin gnocchi with sage and cheese, sweet dumplings in vanilla custard etc etc etc.

>>9239212
>language barrier
Only with food! I speak English pretty damned well, I think.
So, wouldja reckon pasta/noodle/dumpling a good idea or bad idea?

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>>9239398
Sorry, yes.
Could we do a color theme some time? Like, dishes must be cool colors or dishes must be primary colors or something? Dishes must be purple?

>>9239438
Next month (Tuesday) theme suggestions for the next month will be accepted during the submission thread(s), and five will be strawpoll'd in the vote thread.
The non-"winning" ones from this thread will be grandfathered in for next month.

>>9213169
>-Presentation: 3
>-Originality: 3
>-Appeal: 2
>-Challenge Goals: 4
>-Total: 12

seems pretty basic, not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>9213175
>-Presentation: 1
>-Originality: 3
>-Appeal: 3
>-Challenge Goals: 1
>-Total: 8

not in the spirit of the challenge, desu

>>9213182
>-Presentation: 1
>-Originality: 1
>-Appeal: 0
>-Challenge Goals: 1
>-Total: 3

would have been a higher appeal score but the bare foot in your pic made me lose my appetite

>>9213188
>-Presentation: 3
>-Originality: 4
>-Appeal: 5
>-Challenge Goals: 5
>-Total: 17

looks really tasty, i'm considering making this now.

>>9213194
>-Presentation: 3
>-Originality: 3
>-Appeal: 3
>-Challenge Goals: 3
>-Total: 12

eating an appetizer by itself =/= main dish IMO

>>9239757
CONTINUED

>>9213203
>-Presentation: 3
>-Originality: 5
>-Appeal: 4
>-Challenge Goals: 5
>-Total: 17


>>9213209
>-Presentation: 1
>-Originality: 4
>-Appeal: 0
>-Challenge Goals: 3
>-Total: 8


>>9213213
>-Presentation: 3
>-Originality: 5
>-Appeal: 2
>-Challenge Goals: 5
>-Total: 15

>i await my low scores
self deprecation is unattractive

>>9213222
>-Presentation: 4
>-Originality: 5
>-Appeal: 1
>-Challenge Goals: 5
>-Total: 15

i really like the aesthetic of the picture, even though its not the most appetizing (in my opinion). very nostalgic

>>9213226
>-Presentation: 2
>-Originality: 5
>-Appeal: 1
>-Challenge Goals: 5
>-Total: 13

would have been a 5 on presentation if the penis bread sticks had balls attached

>>9213232
>-Presentation: 3
>-Originality: 3
>-Appeal: 4
>-Challenge Goals: 4
>-Total: 14

looks tasty

>>9213239
>-Presentation: 5
>-Originality: 3
>-Appeal: 4
>-Challenge Goals: 4
>-Total: 16

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>>9239424
>I wasn't thinking spring rolls
But really, it's stuffed unleavened dough that is fried. Pot stickers work too in this I believe. Not too different from a tortellini or a fried pierogi.
Also, I'm not sure what the termanology is for pic related, but I think it should be included.
Really a broad term that can work both hot and cold, noodles.
>>9239438
Agreed. It's been done before and should be done again. Like I suggested, to cirCUMvent the "roll thread ban", just administer colors or whatever to contestants at your discretion, Num. Using a 20-sided die.
Isn't Strawpoll spammable without changing your IP? I trust you more than cheese, and I'd rather have you tell me what to do every day of my life. Everything would be so much simpler (is that a word?) and I could just sign my paychecks over to you and cuddle at the end of the day. I've been drinking?

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>>9239757

>not in the spirit of the challenge, desu

The challenge is about creating OC to the best of your ability within the time frame you have, interpreting the challenge goals as broadly as you want, and then having your efforts criticized to shit by non-participants.

In previous years we only had a week to throw something together, and the scores were cumulative, which meant that everyone was pressed to put out whatever they could each week if they wanted to stay in the competition. And yet, someone this new format has the lowest quality entries of any past challenge.

>>9239830
just my opinion, m8

>>9239830
Not is the spirit of the challenge as in: Spice Slut actually said that most of it was made at work.
So what is your problem exactly?
Just mad?
My day started out kinda shitty so I get it.
Let's relax and not be mad here.
I think part of your problem might be that you are actually reading the comments of ppl who are rating the entries.

>>9239846
and you're entitled to it.

>>9239852

>Not is the spirit of the challenge as in: Spice Slut actually said that most of it was made at work.

I figured that it wasn't in the spirit of the challenge in that it was all food that would have been better hot, but was eaten cold because of circumstances. I don't think there's anything wrong with preparing something at work if you cook for a living.

>>9239424
>wouldja reckon
I'd avoid this "slang". It makes you sound foreign.
People talk like that but do not write like that. Hey, no offense, just FYI. It's spoken but not written.

>>9239867
Ok, yeah, sure. I'm on the fence about cooking something at work, but that's my demon to wrestle. And I get what was done with the ...here's an entry because I don't have time to do a time consuming one...
Sorry for misrepresenting.

>>9239867
And also...
I love you.
!

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>>9239242
Yeah I was phone posting hence the quote being fucked up, but I was talking about this >>9222222 pic not related

Also, last day bump

>>9240144
Well, then. I'm sorry that it wasn't a drunk post. Please get drunk. Thank you.

Bump from /pol/ because casuals

>>9239089
How come some of the cold dishes didn't get 5 in the challenge goal column? I am just curious on how this works.

>>9241307
Not the same voter, but I didn't give everyone 5 on challenge goals because I figure it should reflect effort toward the challenge.

Taking grocery store sliced roast beef out of fridge = 1
Artisanally chilling aspic = 5

>>9239355
>thedonald refugees
Look, nigger, there's no such thing. T_D has to put a limit on the shitposting but in the end we all just want to MAGA.

>>9241356
>Artisanally chilling aspic = 5
Aspic and deviled eggs are both cold, and yet votes indicate that they are not 5 on the challenge goal. I just found it weird, but what the fuck do I know?

>>9241356
I think a lot of the problem is that a lot of people (including myself) don't know what the fuck aspic is. To me it looks like chicken noodle soup in jello.

>>9213159
Well, here's my voting and (probably unwanted) commentary

>>9213169
Presentation: 3/5
Looks kinda boring, but everything is neat
Originality: 4/5
Dipping noodles in sauce seems pretty original
Appeal: 3/5
Could be a nice taste, but also a kinda simple taste
Challenge: 4/5
Not sure if just noodles with broth would be enough for a main course
Total: 14/20

>>9213175
Presentation: 1/5
Looks like shit, predictable though
Originality: 2/5
Sliders with chips, not very original, maybe as an entire meal though
Appeal: 3/5
Seems tasty enough, would be better warm tho
Challenge: 3/5
It's cold, but not sure about the main dish part, would also be better warm
Total: 9/20

>>9213182
Presentation: 1/5
Looks shit
Originality: 1/5
le ebin meme entry
Appeal: 3/5
Cold pizza is pretty good
Challenge: 1/5
Cold pizza is good breakfast, but nothing else
Total: 6/20

>>9213188
DISCLAIMER: MY ENTRY
Presentation: 3/5
Looks a bit shit on the plate, could've used green bell peppers for better color
Originality: 3/5
Pasta salad isn't that unique, although with spaghetti it apparently is (I do it because that's how my mom always made it)
Appeal: 4/5
I love this shit, I can eat this till I get sick, on the photos it looks a bit vomity though
Challenge: 5/5
Has everything for a main dish, vegetables, pasta, sauce, tuna, and also works as a good side dish
Total: 15/20

>>9213194
Presentation: 5/5
Nicely served and garnished, looks great
Originality: 2/5
Second entry of deviled eggs this challenge
Appeal: 4/5
They look and sound pretty tasty
Challenge: 2/5
I don't think that just deviled eggs would be enough of a main course
Total: 13/20

>>9213203
Presentation: 2/5
The salad looks a bit sad and the legs are just plopped to the side
Originality: 5/5
Cold frog legs, didn't expect to see those
Appeal: 4/5
Both the salad and the legs sound pretty tasty, but the salad looks pretty dry
Challenge: 5/5
Seems like a good amount of food to serve as a main dish
Total: 16/20

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>>9213209
Presentation: 2/5
Food itself looks pretty sad with the sunken shit, setup around it is nice tho
Originality: 4/5
Cold soup was expectable, but the sweet ingredients are pretty neat
Appeal: 4/5
Sounds a bit weird but I'd try it
Challenge: 3/5
Seems kinda sweet to be a main dish, also not sure if just a cold soup would be enough
Total: 13/20

>>9213213
Presentation: 3/5
Neatly grouped, but the salads look pretty boring
Originality: 3/5
The sushi is pretty good, but the salads seem like filler
Appeal: 3/5
Sushi itself looks pretty good, other salads look pretty generic
Challenge: 3/5
Seems like some added salads because the actual sushi wasn't enough
Total: 12/20

>>9213222
Presentation: 3/5
Aspic always looks like shit
Originality: 4/5
Food in jello is a classic you don't see anymore
Appeal: 2/5
It doesn't look very tasty
Challenge: 4/5
Seems like a good dish for a main course
Total: 13/20

>>9213226
Presentation: 4/5
Nicely served, garnishing is nice but a bit messy
Originality: 2/5
Second entry of deviled eggs this challenge
Appeal: 4/5
They look pretty simple, but tasty
Challenge: 2/5
Doesn't seem like it would be enough for a main course
Total: 12/20

>>9213230
Presentation: 1/5
There was an attempt, but it just looks like diarrhea
Originality: 4/5
Actual frozen food is pretty original
Appeal: 3/5
I'd try it, but unsure if it'd be that great, bread looks good
Challenge: 2/5
Pretty cold, but weird for a main dish
Total: 10/20

>>9213232
Presentation: 3/5
Just some bread and veggies in a bowl, which is any ratatouille I guess
Originality: 3/5
Cold ratatouille isn't that uncommon
Appeal: 3/5
Might be better warm, but seems pretty nice
Challenge: 5/5
Seems like a solid summer meal
Total: 14/20

>>9213239
Presentation: 5/5
Excellent plating and looks good
Originality: 3/5
The salad is pretty generic and nothing that special about cold shrimp
Appeal: 4/5
Looks pretty good
Challenge: 3/5
Might be a bit lacking as a main dish
Total: 15/20

>>9241634
Thanks for the votes!

Still alive, for as long as is needed.
Like a giraffe.

i'll give you a bump

next cat suggestion is cuisine of scandinavian countries. or sandwiches.

>>9243735
I thought cat was more of a Korean speciali... oh, I see what you mean.
Scandinavian cuisine suggestion noted.
We has sandwiches last month or the month before, I can't remember off hand, or on hand.

>>9243735
>cuisine of scandinavian countries
Noods can cook
But really, I love Andreas Viestad. Really great food writer and a great personality. I wish that I could watch more of him cooking. And I mean that in a non-layman way.
Tina is great too, she's a great host and all. I just miss Andreas. When he was getting his hands bitten apart by crawfish... That's when I knew he was for real.
There is a torrent for the Tina stuff but not the Andreas stuff. Too bad.
>>9243870
Pull your self up off the floor and decide on a challenge theme you fucking drunk idiot.
OMG you are wasted. Grats.

>>9243870
Oh, and also, the theme is "noodles".

plxz

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>>9244168
>Tina is great too
Can anyone please post the video where she makes 'swedish semen stew' and describes how good it tastes? (She meant to say seamans stew. (Yes, that happened. (On television.)))

>>9244199
I have a collection of her vids. Let me check.

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Any idea which episode?
These are all I have.
Besides being gorgeous, she has some cool cooking shit.

Noodles.

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Not really sure which Noodle Challenge you're talking about, but the next challenge (which is Noodles) has nothing to do with pic related, other that it is a picture of someone enjoying food which is probably Noodle related.
Pic related: it's noodles.

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I'm bothered that I can't find his show anywhere.
He's at least Craig Claiborne tier.

Noodles.

>>9241369
/pol/'s gone to shit.
From the reddit refugees to the changes to the flag system, it's just not the same place I used to beat my scarred and armoured meat to.

>>9244365
Meh, it's perusable.
To me, it was fun 2016.
Sorry for your lots.
Definitely higher learning compared to /ck/.
Noodles.

>>9239830
Well, next year I do plan on keeping cumulative scores.
However, I won't be dropping people based on their scores.
Next year prizes will be awarded to the top three, as well as secondary prizes to the highest in each category.
>spoiler alert, but it's too late for you all now.
>insert devious cackle here

>>9244365
and BTW the flag system is shit, but it changes like that every so often, noob. It does it to piss you off and make you leave.

>>9244458
Lol, replying to larping cunts who were "so cool mode" challenge retards. Go fuck yourselves, collectively.
Why are you even responding to that?
I love you, Numb.

>>9244483
I respond to too many people.
My bumping instinct is so far gone that I cannot help myself.
I love you too.
> ;3

>>9244483
>>9244575
Also, I'm breddy sure that the post was from Webmfag, and how can you not love Webmfag?
I know that I do.
> 83

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dinnnna

>>9244575
You are the king.
That's all you need to know.
Someone needs to be in charge and it is you.
We follow.
Thank you for leading! :)

>>9244650
M852.384 I can't even command my fuggen cat, I'm no king.
I just keep things going you glorious whateveryouare.
If anything, I follow the entries and scores, scabbling after like a weird goblinoid thingy.
Thank you for posting! :9